To do it properly you need a puff to apply it.
(As in a powder puff, what else would I mean 🙄 )
DO NOT apply Sudocrem to your bell end.
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C_G - I wouldn't worry about that... the main problem, it seems, is that I don't spend enough time looking people in the eyes 😯
Yeti, thank you for this, im very grumpy today and this has made me smile *hopes colleagues don't wonder why I'm looking at my phone and lol*
DirtyG... don't forget about the new religion! Salvation is just around the corner... talc'ing will not be compulsory!
I'd rather dip them under McMoonter's log splitter.
I bet you say that to all the boys.
How could I forget *power hasnt quite gone to my head yet*. Can we also ban standing in front of the mirror flexing/admiring muscles, unless they are nice looking?
Blimey ... no.
😡
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I don't talk to them much, but they do all of my thinking.
oh... talc!
talc me up baby
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Guy goes into a chemists, says "I'd like some deodorant please." Assistant asks, "do you want the ball type?" Guy replies, "nah, it's for under my arms."
Meanwhile, for those of us old enough to remember [i]Not The 9 o'Clock News[/i]...
Bloke: "I'd like some deodorant please."
Assistant: "Certainly Sir, ball or aerosol?"
Bloke: "Neither, it's for my armpits."
Blimey - that is a [b]TOM[/b]cat.
Nads as big as jam donuts.
matt outandabout - in 1997 I had a lung condition that lowered my oxygen levels and made me go a bit mad. At the same time, I had really bad aches in my lower back and .........testicles.
In my "madness", I rubbed Ralgex liberally over the lads down there.
*winces at remembering the sensation*
chewkw... you against people putting talc on their magggots then?
DirtyG, the mirrored workout room will be reserved for those that can demonstrate a certain level of yogic ability.
Phil - how's the leg feeling today? You try tiger balm on it?
Try tiger balm, hmmm? 💡
Meanwhile, for those of us old enough to remember Not The 9 o'Clock News...
I'm old enough to remember it, but not old enough to have watched it at the time.
I shall however be adapting my joke forthwith, that's excellent.
leg, hips, lower back, right arm = still moving but painful
upper back (particularly the right side) and neck = seized up pretty badly... very limited range of movement.
still mobile though, still able to walk, talk and post lolcats....
broken cat is broken
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Meanwhile, for those of us old enough to remember Not The 9 o'Clock News...
I find it tastes bad so don't..........
Not up for the tingly lip sensation then sharki?
I get that anyway as i numb them first.
You've heard of the stranger...
Ralgex- followed by a hot shower to ease the situation only makes things worse!
DirtyG, the mirrored workout room will be reserved for those that can demonstrate a certain level of yogic ability
I was going to say it'll just be me and you in that room then, being as we're the smoking hot ones who also look good in lyrca doing yoga...but i have sinned today *hangs head in shame* I skipped my weights session as i was too tired from last weeks crash training. I sat in the park in the sun, people watching and then went for coffee instead. Can't remember the last time i skipped a session. I will make up for it tomorrow or wednesday by going for total press up fatigue with feet on the powerplate.
Double post
I just use a can of cyclist's deodorant
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