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It’ll only take 19 of them to do that and he’s gone.

No it won't. They changed the rules last week. Good to see the same old arguements and you as the self appointed forum police still going strong. First time in months that I've even looked at a politics thread.....off I'll pop again!


 
Posted : 16/10/2024 7:02 pm
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No it won’t. They changed the rules last week.

They changed the rules a while back to say that they’re ‘safe’ for a year before they face another leadership election, but what’s changed since then? I can’t find any reference to anything.

Jenrick is already being openly threatened by the feral, backbench right wing looms before he’s even been elected that he’s ‘on notice’. The reality is that the Tory party is completely ungovernable and the last 10 years have had the right wing tail wagging the dog. It was that that delivered us Brexit, Johnson, Truss amongst other joys

Whoever wins the poisoned chalice in a couple of weeks, I wouldn’t risk a penny of my money on betting they’d still be in place at the next general election. By Tory standards they’d be in for some sort of long service award if they were. No chance. Gone 12 months and 1 day after being elected to be immediately replaced by the next sock puppet


 
Posted : 16/10/2024 7:17 pm
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1922 members have been briefing the likes of GBN that’ll they change it to 36. Making themselves feel relevant I suppose. There probably will be change with such a small number of MPs. But look at the votes for Badenoch… whatever the threshold set is… and they have a year to decide and implement one… there will be more MPs than that ready to resist any move towards normal.


 
Posted : 16/10/2024 7:23 pm
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The coverage of the leadership election as brought to you from the 1950’s

https://Twitter.com/marinapurkiss/status/1846921079253590131?s=46&t=1lK7Dw1b6RqGJyvufO-trQ


 
Posted : 18/10/2024 11:28 am
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Well the big day has arrived at last!

Anybody know what time it'll be announced?


 
Posted : 02/11/2024 9:14 am
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Please let it be Madenoch, please let it be Madenoch, please let it be Madenoch?..........

I have a horrible fear it will slimy Jenrick.


 
Posted : 02/11/2024 10:09 am
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11am & Badenoch has it in the bag according to Conservatives Home.


 
Posted : 02/11/2024 10:16 am
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Yeah I think kemi trails has it from what I've been reading


 
Posted : 02/11/2024 10:18 am
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I liked Ian Dunts synopsis:

For the record, I'm hoping it's Kemi Badenoch, because she genuinely believes in her horrible views. Robert Jenrick does not genuinely believe in his horrible views and therefore has no moral floor to his behaviour. But really, it's touch-and-go. They are both unconscionably dreadful people.  The polling, such as it is, points to Badenoch. I suspect Jenrick will win, on the basis that the worst possible thing always happens.

whoever wins, they’ve probably got 18 months before the next Tory leadership election


 
Posted : 02/11/2024 10:43 am
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Yep, that's about right.


 
Posted : 02/11/2024 10:55 am
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whoever wins, they’ve probably got 18 months before the next Tory leadership election

Cleverly seems to think, he's said he won't be serving in the shadow cabinet


 
Posted : 02/11/2024 10:55 am
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I'm old enough to remember the statesmanlike Jimmy dimly.

Gosh, he was the foreign secretary


 
Posted : 02/11/2024 10:59 am
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Radio 4 news bulletin stating that it's Badenoch and will be announced shortly.

they are absolutely ****ed.


 
Posted : 02/11/2024 11:09 am
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I'm old enough to remember the traditional right wing values of dear Dame Pritti Vacant

The Nationalities and Borders Act, Rwanda, Sharing forthright views with well respected long serving civil servants......happy days sadly long gone.


 
Posted : 02/11/2024 11:11 am
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Gosh, he was the foreign secretary

But then so was Boris Johnson and Liz Truss before him. So maybe his campaign manager Grant Shapps had assured him that the leadership was his destiny, right upto the point where he monumentally ****ed up the maths in the second vote to unceremoniously dump him out 😀


 
Posted : 02/11/2024 11:31 am
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Reckon Cleverly didn't sound nearly disappointed enough to have been out of the race. He's playing the long game, knows they have to troll the depths of this right wing fever dream, and will be back in 18 months' time when more of the batty tory membership have passed away, and what's left might realise they need something "a bit more sensible "


 
Posted : 02/11/2024 11:48 am
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You never know. Nige might be on board by then.


 
Posted : 02/11/2024 11:51 am
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I forgot that was on this morning,  the national c%&t off finals. Edge of my seat...


 
Posted : 02/11/2024 11:54 am
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Its really gripped the nation, hasn't it?

2 bald blokes fighting over a comb


 
Posted : 02/11/2024 12:02 pm
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Honest Bob’s wife looks like she’s been cloned from a cross between thatcher and Theresa May.


 
Posted : 02/11/2024 12:07 pm
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can anyone hear the champagne corks popping in Downing Street?


 
Posted : 02/11/2024 12:11 pm
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To be fair, that was going to be the case for whichever of them got to fill in as leader of the squabling rabble for the next 18 months


 
Posted : 02/11/2024 12:15 pm
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Has she started arguing with her shadow yet?


 
Posted : 02/11/2024 12:18 pm
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She's presently having a massive fight with herself about who's going to be in the shadow cabinet

https://Twitter.com/Parody_PM/status/1852671090616643984


 
Posted : 02/11/2024 12:19 pm
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It’s all very reminiscent of Corbyn being elected isn’t it? Lots of enthusiastic activists, a load of MPs smiling through gritted teeth and a governing party high fiving each other in ecstatic celebration.


 
Posted : 02/11/2024 12:22 pm
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Not all all. I didn't like Corbyn but he did have some principles.

Kemi  is just another highly entitled, rabid right-wing, misanthropic, racist who's confidence is much greater than her intelligence. She thinks she's a great orator but all I see is a rather silly person playing at being a MP 'cos she probably couldn't hold down a real job. Thick as mince with unparalleled levels of arrogance.


 
Posted : 02/11/2024 12:32 pm
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I didn’t like Corbyn but he did have some principles.

Of course but I'm not really talking about his policies, more the cirumstances which are very similar, and which will almost certainly have the same results.

She thinks she’s a great orator but all I see is a rather silly person playing at being a MP ‘cos she probably couldn’t hold down a real job. Thick as mince with unparalleled levels of arrogance.

She's the worst orator I've ever heard. Proabably the worst case of Dunning-Kruger I've ever seen. She reminds me of people I see at work who have bullied and manoevred their way into senior positions despite being utterly useless and completely absent of any principle or scruples.


 
Posted : 02/11/2024 12:45 pm
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Of course but I’m not really talking about his policies, more the cirumstances which are very similar, and which will almost certainly have the same results.

Fully agree with this. And Madenoch does have principles in which she believes, it's just they are foul disgusting principles. Honesty Bob however was from the Johnson school of slime and would say whatever he thought sounded best.


 
Posted : 02/11/2024 1:02 pm
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We're not going through a vintage period of leading UK politicians with actual oratory qualities.

She’s the worst orator I’ve ever heard.

To say that when Truss is still in the recent memory is a strong statement. Mind you, Starmer is pretty dire too. Not in the same league clearly, but he'd have been lucky to make it to 5th Lobster in the school christening performance.

I'm still disappointed Cleverly didn't make it. I'd still have rather eaten a bowl of cold sick than vote tory, but a Cleverly Tory party might have given right leaning voters a slightly more sane party to find a find a home in. It didn't matter which of the last 2 had been elected, we're going to be in a situation where they will be giving a legitimate and loud voice to nasty opinions. That will inevitably mean that millions of people with a latency being ****s will now be emboldened to think being a **** is ok.


 
Posted : 02/11/2024 1:04 pm
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I think she'll be quite good*

* and by good  I mean she'll come up with plenty of mean things to say about the goverment and others that'll get picked up on socials and other contemporary meeja. Alternative policies be damned, her short term job is being a bit of a dick, and that'll come naturally.


 
Posted : 02/11/2024 1:19 pm
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Bobby J's wife looking daggers.........

https://twitter.com/Haggis_UK/status/1852670711304794564


 
Posted : 02/11/2024 1:31 pm
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First PMQ's shes gonna get asked if she thinks maternity pay is a step too far.

Second PMQ's she gonna get asked which civil servants should be in prison

etc

etc

etc

And then a little journalistic pressure applied and boom....


 
Posted : 02/11/2024 2:23 pm
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Bobby J’s wife looking daggers………

https://twitter.com/Haggis_UK/status/1852670711304794564/a >

Struth! Not for all the tea in China...


 
Posted : 02/11/2024 2:33 pm
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Mrs Jenrick is terrifying, considering the company she is hanging out with it’s quite an achievement to stand out as an absolute horror show.


 
Posted : 02/11/2024 3:14 pm
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First PMQ’s shes gonna get asked if she thinks maternity pay is a step too far.

Second PMQ’s she gonna get asked which civil servants should be in prison

You do know she’s not the Prime Minister, right?


 
Posted : 02/11/2024 3:16 pm
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It's going to be all culture war, all the time with kemi in charge, yaaay!


 
Posted : 02/11/2024 3:24 pm
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She’s the worst orator I’ve ever heard.

To say that when Truss is still in the recent memory is a strong statement.

There are so many similarities between Badanoch and Truss though. Two peas in a pod...

1. Hugely inflated idea of their own abilities? Check!

2. Planet-sized sense of 'born to rule' entitlement? Check!

3. Opinions that drift ever-further rightward by the day? Check!

4. Sociopathic/psychopathic absense of even the slightest shred of empathy, compassion or basic human decency? Bingo!

Those are all qualities which make you the darling of the Tory party membership, but I can't see them having a much wider appeal than that

First PMQ’s shes gonna get asked if she thinks maternity pay is a step too far.

Second PMQ’s she gonna get asked which civil servants should be in prison

Her latest brain-fart is that we should all be working 6 days a week


 
Posted : 02/11/2024 3:48 pm
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There are so many similarities between Badanoch and Truss though.

There's a reason for that.....

https://bylinetimes.com/2022/11/14/kemi-badenoch-carries-on-liz-truss-tufton-street-traditions/


 
Posted : 02/11/2024 4:36 pm
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Mrs Jenrick is terrifying

Dear god! Its like Ardman animation has made a pantomime baddie


 
Posted : 02/11/2024 4:40 pm
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Bobby J’s wife looking daggers………

No matter how I phrase this it’s going to sound wrong but she looks like the Price Regent (Hugh Laurie) in Blackadder 3


 
Posted : 02/11/2024 4:56 pm
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Good news for the new leader of the Tory Party :

Tories lead in polls for first time in three years after Budget – on Sunak’s last day

https://inews.co.uk/news/politics/tories-lead-in-polls-for-first-time-in-three-years-after-budget-on-sunaks-last-day-3358584


 
Posted : 02/11/2024 5:05 pm
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No matter how I phrase this it’s going to sound wrong but...

....if both Mr and Mrs Badenoch or Mr and Mrs Jenrick appeared in the Little Britain Tory MP sketch they'd both fit the stereotype perfectly.....


 
Posted : 02/11/2024 5:20 pm
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No matter how I phrase this it’s going to sound wrong but she looks like the Price Regent (Hugh Laurie) in Blackadder 3

I'm more inclined to Binners Aardman villainess. The one who had the bakery?


 
Posted : 02/11/2024 6:12 pm
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Just to rehash what I said earlier in this thread:

Heard on the radio this morning, “if Kemi Badenoch gets elected then every labour MP will have to register it as a gift”.

Tee-hee


 
Posted : 02/11/2024 6:31 pm
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I think she’ll be quite good*

* and by good  I mean she’ll come up with plenty of mean things to say about the goverment and others that’ll get picked up on socials and other contemporary meeja. Alternative policies be damned, her short term job is being a bit of a dick, and that’ll come naturally.

I think you might have a point there.

The job of a Tory leader in opposition is basically to act as a General in the culture wars, directing their Tufton St army to stoke Division, point out problems (real or imagined) and offer solutions as wildly impractical and expensive as they like, essentially what their predecessors have done, but unencumbered by the bothersome issue of being the one supposed to be governing...

It certainly would have suited truss, Bozza would have thrived being unaccountable and getting to showboat at the dispatch box too. Kemi's going to be like a pig in shit if she gets the gig, not so sure about Generic Bob...


 
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