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Seems I was right no correct guesses Ran out of terrecota paint and not bought any more so it's remained pbw of the undercoat

It's kinda like an anti feature wall.....

But yes projector wall is a good shout I'll use that next time 😉


 
Posted : 12/01/2021 10:57 am
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flooding a house with cat5 seems to have died a death (and not just because of cat6), but at least it was hidden.

lol, i did that in my house, i've still not connected the ends up, just buried the cable behind the fittings because i cant be arsed..


 
Posted : 12/01/2021 10:58 am
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How do we stand on the Farrow and Ball type wall paints?


 
Posted : 12/01/2021 11:00 am
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Linoleum is pretty good stuff.

Yes, probably more expensive than vinyl (although not by much if you compare how they wear and longevity), but also made of natural materials not plastic. And yes it is hygienic - that's why it's used so widely in healthcare settings (admittedly not such a high priority in houses).

To fit it well, you need to know what you are doing though, and it isn't available in every fashionable colour and pattern.


 
Posted : 12/01/2021 11:01 am
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[IMG] https://postimg.cc/qggCVdth [/IMG]

possibly an image ?

Apparently not- maybe a link ?

https://postimg.cc/qggCVdth

There you go teej guarantee you will hate it.

How do we stand on massive oversize copper coated faux ship lights ?

Either way a couple of tins of paint and it's a different room again.


 
Posted : 12/01/2021 11:08 am
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That burnistoun link is fabulous dahling


 
Posted : 12/01/2021 11:11 am
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Marmoleum if your willing to pay can probably be as fancy as you like with laser cutting or water cutting. Linseed oil and sawdust it's come a long way


 
Posted : 12/01/2021 11:13 am
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Axctually trailrat thats not as bad as I thought - bar that bloody lampshade and the fake floor. 🙂

another thing we do not ave - lampshades. Again everytime I try to buy some I find them all to be hideous 🙂


 
Posted : 12/01/2021 11:14 am
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@b230ftw

We looked at a 1970’s chalet style bungalow when we were house hunting. It was AMAZING. All the doors were original, the stairs were the original open style with the flat horizontal planks for the bannisters.

I think you're getting at something really important here. I think a very high quality, well designed interior from almost any period can look really cool. But what happens is you get poor quality imitations of any trend and that tends to be what people end up hating. I've also seen places with original 70s woolen Axminister carpets that still look good in all their swirly glory.

E.g. the current trend for dark walls and wood panelling. I think done well by a master craftsman with high quality finishes it'll age OK. MDF stuck to the wall and splashed with some of Wilco's finest not so much. See also cheap laminate vs. high quality engineered wooden floor, and a quality stove installation vs. a ripped out fireplace with a folded metal box in it.


 
Posted : 12/01/2021 11:14 am
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It's not a lampshade dear.


 
Posted : 12/01/2021 11:15 am
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Wooden worktops. Previous house solid oak worktops, utterly ruined with water marks, espcially round the belfast sink (arrghhh).
Did a minor kitchen refresh (replaced some damaged ikea fronts while they were still available) and installed laminate tops. I had many happy evenings throwing chunks of oak worktop into the wood burner (defense - village with no mains gas, and a old inefficent oil boiler).


 
Posted : 12/01/2021 11:20 am
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Laminate flooring. If you cannot afford wood then get carpet

As said quality laminate is expensive and a hell of a lot more resilient than wood.

expensive / quality laminate is surely an oxymoron! It always looks cheap and nasty

Anyone else dare to stick their heads above the parapet with pictures?

I'll fling a picture of the kitchen floor up after it gets washed but it won't be until later. Tile effect laminate, looks the same but with none of the disadvantages (cracking, bloody freezing). But see to be honest, I couldn't GAS what anyone thinks as I doubt you do either. This home was decorated for us, not an imaginary future tennent.

Have to ask though, does anyone still put carpets in bathrooms or pish mats around the toilet? 🤮

Oh, and completely with you on sparkly bathrooms.


 
Posted : 12/01/2021 11:21 am
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Now this is a real floor. 150 year old boards showing all their history. Curating them took hours and hours of work. the picture somehow does not show the warmth of the colour and they have had nothing done to them bar cleaning and a little oil. You cannot buy that sort of authenticity but you can buy fakes.

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IRL they really divide folk - some love 'em some hate 'em


 
Posted : 12/01/2021 11:21 am
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People thought their bathrooms were nice at the time 😉


My father in laws bathroom still looks exactly like this, just a bit grubbier.


 
Posted : 12/01/2021 11:25 am
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Tony wins!

do you think the move towards a retro 70s look will go that far?


 
Posted : 12/01/2021 11:28 am
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How do we stand on the Farrow and Ball type wall paints? Personally i really like them as they are not flat colours but subtle mixes. However I bet they will date as badly as the 80s/90s strong colours on walls or the 70s flock wallpaper

Depends on the house. On newer houses it’s kind of pointless as a lot of the colours F&B and Little Greene do are researched from period properties like stately homes. The colours are really good for old houses as they tend to be less harshly tinted and probably quite similar to what was put in there originally. You can overdo it though.

Don’t use the estate emulsion from F&B as it’s very very Matt and chalky finish and isn’t very durable - but it isn’t meant to be, it’s supposed to be a traditional finish. The modern emulsion from them is good. Yes it’s expensive but you generally need a lot less coats so works out similar in price sometimes.


 
Posted : 12/01/2021 11:29 am
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ha those modern front doors with full height handles are my pet peeve, but theyve been done to death... bifolds was another.

we have just completed an extension, made the standard big open plan kitchen / living space room. didnt go for bifolds, but got full height/length timber framed glazing at the back with french doors..

looks nice, but im not really comfortable in there. much prefer to sit in the snug with the fire on!


 
Posted : 12/01/2021 11:31 am
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@tjagain Yeah, remind me of Emma's flat in Dalmeny Street, down to the sticky grot stuck down the wider gaps.

As someone also said, wooden floors in flats are a nono. You hear EVERYTHING and every damn footstep. They're probably illegal in Switzerland.


 
Posted : 12/01/2021 11:32 am
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Previous owner thought this looked good.

Edit that's not magnolia...it's cigarette tar stain


 
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Edit that’s not magnolia…it’s cigarette tar stain

Fagnolia...as it's known in the trade.


 
Posted : 12/01/2021 11:35 am
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squirrelking - thats actually black rubber cast into every gap - and we are in the weird position of having no one living underneath us. I don't think I would have done it if we had folk living below us but maybe that one room as I love the floor.


 
Posted : 12/01/2021 11:35 am
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I quite like the unmolested time warp houses from say 60s, swirly carpet, g plan furniture, brick fireplaces, Corby trouser press…

If I bought one I would keep most of it intact and have a retrotastic party.

A friend of mine bought a house that hadn’t been touched since the 60’s and paid over the asking price on condition that they left all the furniture, carpets etc. It was ace.


 
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See, that's a good floor TJ.

We have crap laminate boards in our house that were here when we moved in, but some of the better laminate floorings are very good, if it is a quality engineered timber system. Dimensionally stable, available in all sorts of widths and timbers, and can be finished in much the same way as a solid wood board because the bit you see and touch is real wood. Expensive, yes, but a quality product.


 
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and this mess .

We lived with this for 9 years.


 
Posted : 12/01/2021 11:36 am
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How do we stand on the Farrow and Ball type wall paints? Personally i really like them as they are not flat colours but subtle mixes. However I bet they will date as badly as the 80s/90s strong colours on walls or the 70s flock wallpaper

As far as us muggles go they're supposed to be the trend setting paint of choice, their current range in B&Q at least could be described as 'fifty shades of grey' with a few grey-blues/greens thrown into the mix, there's others, but the bulk of the range is greys, at some point most of those greys will disappear and the next big thing will arrive.

As paint goes, they do come in interesting shades and there's a 'look' about the finish you can see, it's not very good paint IME though, needs multiple coats for a decent finish and isn't very robust.


 
Posted : 12/01/2021 11:40 am
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I can take a photo of my living room that will show.

Grey wall
A GIANT MidCentury sideboard in teak
Bare floorboards with mad gaps
Mustard rug
two african drums
an early anglepoise
....
aaaaaand....

I actually prefer barefloorboards to other flooring options. I haven't got round to it in all my rooms but the ones i have retrofitted with wood slithers int he gaps looks good

Some cork tiles on the old harth...


 
Posted : 12/01/2021 11:42 am
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Previous owner thought this looked good.

It probably did in the 90s, laminate floors, pine furniture etc, that was probably the last time they could bring themselves to give enough of a toss about it to redecorate.


 
Posted : 12/01/2021 11:43 am
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Someone spent a bit of time fitting these ..... Thankfully they took about 30 seconds to remove.


 
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Aye - but in many years time will the F&B colours be as dated as 70s stuff is now?


 
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https://twitter.com/hashtag/greyplague?src=hash&lang=en


 
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I quite like the unmolested time warp houses from say 60s

Marvel at the beauty of this

https://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-76777290.html

Some of it looks a little impractical (such as the hobs), but I think it great that it has been preserved as true to the original design intent over the last 60ish years


 
Posted : 12/01/2021 11:45 am
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As with most things its all about not over doing it. Take TVs:

TVs on walls are fine.

TV’s on walls so high up its like sitting at the front row of the cinema are not fine.

TV’s on the wall so high up because they are above the fake mantlepiece in your new build that doesn’t have a chimney are ghastly.

TV’s on the feature wall so high up because they are above the fake mantlepiece which is also liberally decorated with “LOVE” and “HOME” ornaments strategically positioned to catch the light from the LED downlighters, well you get the point.

TV's built into fake chimney breasts with full width glass box gas fires...


 
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Oh, and a wall mounted TV (at the correct height for watching TV from the sofa.


 
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Oh yes the whole place was done in the 90s. But it aged directly 90s.

They had lived here since 1950 . The original lino tiles were still on the floor under the laminates in all houses.

The kitchen was good quality full solid wood carcass and doors just horrible to look at and worn out after probably 25 years.

The kitchen floor was parador and looked like new.


 
Posted : 12/01/2021 11:46 am
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Those god awful feature walls with some mad indian restaurant style wallpaper.


 
Posted : 12/01/2021 11:49 am
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One I always question with bifolds, glass walls and modern looking houses with no smaller opening windows is what happens when you want some fresh air but not all the doors open? How about when you go out for the day or to sleep.


 
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I mean. Who really cares?

Next thing you'll be saying that you need to be redoing things every five years, and bang goes a few more years of your life paying stuff off.

If you *need* to redecorate then do it - but if you just fancy a change or think things look "tired" - do they look more tired than working another year, when you could have that year off and suit yourself?

Am doing a mahoosive renovation of an old welsh farmhouse and a full demolish of an old outbuilding and rebuild. It's going to cost me a fortune.

However, at 47 years old, if it needs redoing before I die I'll sell up, buy a big boat and spend the rest of my dwindling years sailing around the planet.

Eff spending money on constant updates to keep up with the Jones'...


 
Posted : 12/01/2021 11:52 am
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Peekay, that's lovely. I'd live in it.

Not nice 1960s modernism, but this has some spectacular interior features..

https://www.rettie.co.uk/properties/13069746/sales

bathroom


 
Posted : 12/01/2021 11:53 am
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Eff spending money on constant updates to keep up with the Jones’…

Amen.


 
Posted : 12/01/2021 11:54 am
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plastic grass


 
Posted : 12/01/2021 11:57 am
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Some folk in 25 years time will be wearing brown and beige , cordoroys, tena pants etc
You will still have the receipts kept in a quality st tin from when you bought that Meile washing machine, 5'Samsung telly from John Lewis and still loving your out of fashion grey windies with condensation inside the glass , you will constantly be contacted to sell up and buy a brand new old folks bungalow you can't pass on to your kids and your meals delivered ready made to stick in the micro


 
Posted : 12/01/2021 12:00 pm
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Previous owner thought this looked good.

I can do better than that:

shitehole

What you can't see is the transition to a slightly darker shade of terracotta just behind the TV. Not a different wall, just a line straight down it where they obviously just changed brands.


 
Posted : 12/01/2021 12:02 pm
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Not nice 1960s modernism, but this has some spectacular interior features..

I think that, and a few of the other mid century houses and images that have posted show that it isn't necessarily the avocado/pastel bathroom suite in itself that is disliked. It is about the context of the surroundings.


 
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Curating them took hours and hours of work.

You should know better than this, TJ. 🙂


 
Posted : 12/01/2021 12:08 pm
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I can do better than that:

I've worked in social housing refurb for two decades.

You people have no idea.

There aren't even any pictures of houses with graffiti on the inside, dogshit on the floor or floor to ceiling "specialist" pornography.

The range of peoples decorating "choices" is waaaaaaaaaay wider than you could ever comprehend.


 
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