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What a bunch of utter tools.

I suspect the swear filter will be tested.....


 
Posted : 25/03/2009 10:02 pm
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What a disturbingly freaky looking bunch of people


 
Posted : 25/03/2009 10:03 pm
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Liking the beard.


 
Posted : 25/03/2009 10:07 pm
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rainbow of skills!


 
Posted : 25/03/2009 10:08 pm
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already finding the asian bird really annoying - and not because she's asian, but that's the easiest way to describe her as I don't yet know her name......


 
Posted : 25/03/2009 10:09 pm
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They seem to think that the cockiest ****t's going to win... oh so wrong!!!


 
Posted : 25/03/2009 10:10 pm
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'at the end of he day'

here come the crap phrases


 
Posted : 25/03/2009 10:11 pm
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been looking forward to this for ages!


 
Posted : 25/03/2009 10:13 pm
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"whats this?"

"a Duster"

**** me......muppets!!


 
Posted : 25/03/2009 10:15 pm
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We've used our budget wisely.

Erm, you just spent all of it. Is that wise?


 
Posted : 25/03/2009 10:16 pm
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£300!!! lol


 
Posted : 25/03/2009 10:18 pm
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I can't even stay in the same room.
After finishing off the Dirt Contents thread, I'm going in the garage to fit a brake or something.


 
Posted : 25/03/2009 10:19 pm
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As an aside, I saw Nick - Alan Sugars' right hand - at Edinburgh Aiport last summer - and he was picking his nose quite vigorously.


 
Posted : 25/03/2009 10:22 pm
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Excellent.....they can't even wash cars!

The girls wanted £300 to wash 3 limos and they normally pay £60!! Oh My God!


 
Posted : 25/03/2009 10:24 pm
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The asian guy taking notes for the men (Norul) was my boss when I worked at Sainsbury's during A-levels. He is a right smarmy ****!


 
Posted : 25/03/2009 10:25 pm
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what a bunch of useless *******


 
Posted : 25/03/2009 10:27 pm
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I only came on here because my missus is watching this and I couldn't bear it any longer. I'm so pleased its not just me that is already thinking these lot are a bunch of total ****ts!


 
Posted : 25/03/2009 10:28 pm
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What is [i]wrong[/i] with Blondies mouth?!


 
Posted : 25/03/2009 10:28 pm
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Loving the way the "beard" has already cracked 2 sexist jokes!!!!!

And...how tf do you wash cars in tight skirts and stilettos???

What a bunch of ugly mugs!


 
Posted : 25/03/2009 10:34 pm
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yep, budget wisely spent! 😆


 
Posted : 25/03/2009 10:35 pm
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BITCH FIGHT!!!!!


 
Posted : 25/03/2009 10:37 pm
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Liking the beard.

I thank you.

I think the girls are [i]always[/i] worse. The bitching is incredible...

FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!


 
Posted : 25/03/2009 10:38 pm
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ourkidsam- beat me to it! What on earth was happening to the blonde's mouth when she was on the phone? It's like the phone had some gravitational pull!

I'd forgotten how much shouting at the telly is involved in this programme. Safe to say I wouldn't let any of them anywhere near our car (and not just because I'm a bit anal when it gets to car cleaning), they don't know their @rses from their elbows!


 
Posted : 25/03/2009 10:38 pm
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Did one of those F£$kwits just say "It's so feng shui"?????


 
Posted : 25/03/2009 10:39 pm
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John Terry/Martyn Freedman was right in for the kill on the PM before he knew they'd won.


 
Posted : 25/03/2009 10:39 pm
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Blondie is like a cross between Linda McCartney [i][b]AND[/b][/i] Heather Mills. So she won't win.


 
Posted : 25/03/2009 10:42 pm
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I quite like the look of blondie 😳


 
Posted : 25/03/2009 10:45 pm
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erm.......I would quite like to biff the blonde one. I think it's her eyes. I have had some beer though this evening and may change my mind at a later date.


 
Posted : 25/03/2009 10:45 pm
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ha ha....strangelove beat me to it! At least his STW name is perhaps more apt!


 
Posted : 25/03/2009 10:46 pm
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Just walked in from fitting a front mech and stole laptop from the wife who is watching this sh1te. blonde & ginger would get it. And the black ones got nice eyes. Has the asian had a stroke?


 
Posted : 25/03/2009 10:48 pm
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WHOA, I'm not saying I wouldn't with Blondie, just pointing out a similarity I'd spotted.


 
Posted : 25/03/2009 10:53 pm
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How much are they grovelling for there jobs?

Its cringeworthy.

They are all as bad as each other.

Matt


 
Posted : 25/03/2009 10:53 pm
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I hope the asian bird goes - her mouth is too small for her face.


 
Posted : 25/03/2009 10:55 pm
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Please, let him pull out a gun and shoot the loser...


 
Posted : 25/03/2009 10:55 pm
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Shoot all three please


 
Posted : 25/03/2009 10:56 pm
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Well at least he got rid of the fugly one eh Stumpy01 😉


 
Posted : 25/03/2009 10:56 pm
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YES!! Justice is done!!! HA HA HA!!

PS - Adnams Broadside is hitting the spot.
PPS - bottle of Black Sheep waiting in the wings...........


 
Posted : 25/03/2009 10:57 pm
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'Sir Alan doesn't particularly like lawyers'

I don't think it was that love


 
Posted : 25/03/2009 10:58 pm
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"Turnover is vanity, profit is sanity - that's it!"

Dear, sweet lord

Mefster - that phone had a Dyson attachment or something!


 
Posted : 25/03/2009 10:59 pm
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Glad to think great STW minds think alike

Matt


 
Posted : 25/03/2009 10:59 pm
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this show has no redeeming qualites
they've even wheeled the whorederman out for the after-show 😕

bunch of utter bellends


 
Posted : 25/03/2009 11:06 pm
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Where was the usual "token fit girl"??? Highly disappointed! 😕

Seems this year they went for the all out bitchiest characters they could find, not necessarily the most adept or qualified! Hey ho, it's what makes good TV ratings.

If I was Alan Sugar I'd have called it a day on the Apprentice a long time ago anyway, no way does he use it to try and find good quality people to work for him. It's just a public joke now, and one that's worn a bit thin. Would've thought Sugar would know better!*

*Oh, what's that you say, he owned Amstrad after all 😉


 
Posted : 25/03/2009 11:06 pm
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My God, please no, they all seem useless.
I know someone that has been on the show, not saying who, but tis certainly worth a few pennies, tighter that a ducks ass, maybe thats how they get contracts with sir ****wit.


 
Posted : 25/03/2009 11:17 pm
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tighter that a ducks ass, maybe thats how they get contracts with sir ****wit.

I hope you're not insinuating that Jewish people are tight in general! 😉

hehehe

8)


 
Posted : 25/03/2009 11:18 pm
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