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Who's for the chop this week then......


 
Posted : 17/11/2010 10:03 pm
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Pinewood studios, I'm sure that's a huge furniture store? Classic


 
Posted : 17/11/2010 10:06 pm
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****wits the lot of them. Sandeesh has been totally pointless throughout. Let's hope the bell tolls for she...


 
Posted : 17/11/2010 10:10 pm
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I reckon that Stuart Baggs bloke is going to be out the door.

But they're all unbelievably annoying although Laura isn't bad looking.


 
Posted : 17/11/2010 10:12 pm
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I would say Sansdeesh as well but at the end of last weeks show the Lord gave the impression that it was one of the more switched on idiots. I think Stella might be off.


 
Posted : 17/11/2010 10:14 pm
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I hope it's Stewart.


 
Posted : 17/11/2010 10:17 pm
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I think there is a high chance of "Stuart Baggs" becoming a part of everyday English language as a euphimism for "total bell end"...


 
Posted : 17/11/2010 10:17 pm
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LOL @ MussEd.
Yeah, no-one is very impressed with him, the fact that he's been screaming round Brands Hatch in a BMW while everyone else does all the work...


 
Posted : 17/11/2010 10:19 pm
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'The Brand' is a complete to$$er - shouting is NOT a good form of management!

Also - who would have guessed he drove an M3 😉

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Posted : 17/11/2010 10:19 pm
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That Stuart would last about two weeks at most real places of work...

Saw that Laura shopping the other day.
Given that the show's pre-recorded and she didn't appear to be 'living the life' I'd say she doesn't ultimately 'triumph'.


 
Posted : 17/11/2010 10:19 pm
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They are such a bunch of ****less, useless, stupid tossers. None of them deserve a job in mcdonalds.

I can't STAND the arrogance of it all.


 
Posted : 17/11/2010 10:21 pm
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It's my neck on the line here.


 
Posted : 17/11/2010 10:23 pm
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God, it's cringeworthy.


 
Posted : 17/11/2010 10:24 pm
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WHO the **** would buy either of those? Folk must really really love their children to buy shite like that...


 
Posted : 17/11/2010 10:25 pm
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sandesh, what a stupid women


 
Posted : 17/11/2010 10:27 pm
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The blonde one, the fit one, the army one and the frowny bloke seem ok. As for the rest.....oh dear. Stuart needs a punch in the cock.


 
Posted : 17/11/2010 10:30 pm
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Oh dear, I know wha let's up the price after we have sold the product!!!

Kn088er!!!


 
Posted : 17/11/2010 10:32 pm
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Liz has just blown it.


 
Posted : 17/11/2010 10:32 pm
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Looks like Liz saved the day.


 
Posted : 17/11/2010 10:33 pm
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Hmmm Liz..


 
Posted : 17/11/2010 10:33 pm
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Liz saves the day, fit as


 
Posted : 17/11/2010 10:33 pm
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Beamers fails.


 
Posted : 17/11/2010 10:34 pm
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Stuart should be beaten to death with his own innards


 
Posted : 17/11/2010 10:38 pm
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Damn.

Damn damn damn.

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Posted : 17/11/2010 10:40 pm
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stuart, someone needs to cut his balls of. good bye sandesh


 
Posted : 17/11/2010 10:42 pm
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I've not seen it and don't want to but on the trailers why do they ALWAYS hold the phone like they are staring in Star Trek and talking into their communicator thingies?


 
Posted : 17/11/2010 10:43 pm
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ah ****.

I'm going to have to delegate responsibility for selecting suitable punishments for being 'Stuart Baggs' to iDave.


 
Posted : 17/11/2010 10:43 pm
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Stewies school 'pals' all said he was an unpopular bully. Sometimes you can just see someone on TV and know they have bad BO, just like stewie and chris from eggheads.


 
Posted : 17/11/2010 10:44 pm
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So everyone can hear the conversation and join in.


 
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Stuart is amazing! Glad he stays in. What an entertainingly ridiculous bellend.


 
Posted : 17/11/2010 10:44 pm
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I stand by what I said about Liz. She is in the Lord's sights.


 
Posted : 17/11/2010 10:46 pm
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She boosted the sales in the end though.


 
Posted : 17/11/2010 10:48 pm
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Stuart should go through life with palsy, leprosy, crabs, puss filled sores, malaria, black water fever, bot fly infestation and should be repeatedly tarnished with cheese graters.


 
Posted : 17/11/2010 10:49 pm
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Och! Just made a total Stuart Baggs of my supper by burning my toast trying to catch the end of this and now that total Stuart Baggs has survived!


 
Posted : 17/11/2010 10:49 pm
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Stuart should be beaten to death with his own innards

Oh, that's brilliant. Consider that statement stolen for my own useage...


 
Posted : 17/11/2010 10:49 pm
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Liz messed up the purchase of the blank DVDs. She's gone.


 
Posted : 17/11/2010 10:50 pm
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Surely there are some child protection issues involved with selling people DVDs of other people's kids (the one they messed up)!?


 
Posted : 17/11/2010 10:51 pm
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Sandeesh is very quiet.


 
Posted : 17/11/2010 10:52 pm
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Dum dum twoka dum dum!


 
Posted : 17/11/2010 10:55 pm
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Beamers you're fired!


 
Posted : 17/11/2010 10:56 pm
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Happy to be wrong on this one. At least another week of Liz.

Hubbar hubba.


 
Posted : 17/11/2010 10:57 pm
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I like the blonde lass. She's clearly seething with hatred.
iDave when you finalise the punishment I'll assign the duty of administering said punishment, to her. Her evil smile is Awesome.


 
Posted : 17/11/2010 10:59 pm
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All these punishing commissions are great TSY. Able to do a bulk discount price if you can add Adrian Chiles and Stephen Fry to the roster.


 
Posted : 17/11/2010 11:04 pm
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Liz (hmmm... Liz <drool>) could go all the way. Often steps in to save the day and she did it again by grabbing the car but how much did they pay for it? It looked like they might have had to pay full rrp getting it from the shopping ctr? And how did she not raise the alarm over the number of DVD after she was the one who calculated they could only do a max of 4 per hour. Crazy! Stella's comment and expression at the very end were priceless 🙂 Sandeesh was never going to win but at least she can get a job when it's all over, unlike Cocky Ball-Baggs.


 
Posted : 17/11/2010 11:09 pm
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Interesting... I'll take one round of 'being beaten to death with his inards' and if that lass lets out a cackle of sufficient demonic joy the work is yours...


 
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