People who say this instead of "thank you" boil my pi$$. If you say it, you're a cockerel who aspires to be Alan Partridge
That is all
I work with a bloke who says "Ta muchly".
Seems to be popular in the midlands. Normally I'm pretty easy going, but I fully agree with you this time. It's ***ing moronic.
I like this thread already.
Thanking you muchly.
Last time I heard it was In Sheffield earlier this week, it's spreading!
Bad, but worse is...
"Thanking you for the opportunity of discussing the matter with myself."
Grrrrr
My theory is 'thanking you' is linked somehow to Macdonalds' 'loving it'.
Pleased to meet your acquaintance 👿
"Can I arks yourself a question?"
KILL! KILL! KILL!
tbh any form of please or thank you would be nice in surrey, but then again i'm from yorkshire where manners and common dececny still count.
Well I might be, k23. Who is your acquaintance?
I don't like "I do apologise", it sounds sarky to me.
'thank you in advance'
shove it
"You're joking me"
ME? ARGH!
My boss' boss refers to himself in the 3rd party... " Dan's not liking this..."
One day I will have to just punch him
Can you be more Pacific?
Dagger plunged into heart!
*
What coffee do you want?
An Expresso...
NNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! Punch, punch, punch, stamp, knife, batter, club, burn... 😀
What about "I thank you" pronounced like a saturday night boxing commentator?
How are you?
"Not three bad."
* pulls ring from grenade *
[b]Expresso[/b].
Another kill switch activated.
How are you?"Not three bad."
* pulls ring from grenade *
Ha ha ha! 😆
Exactly.
I'm ok with "thpanking you".
Good looks and a dominating manner outweigh any speech impediments when it comes to lovers, in my book.
"Simples"
Nuke from orbit!! Garrrrggghhhhhh
Grammatically there is nothing wrong with it, so I am prepared to live and let live.
"live and let live"
KILL! DIE! FREEEAK!
I was rather proud of that!
Ooh me me! My yoga teacher in final relaxation says:- relack my hands feet and head. How can I relax if you keep saying relack?
Tendjewberrymud.
Anything followed by dot.com that's not an email or web address.
I'm so pissed.com etc
'Can you borrow me'
Heard a lot in school in wolves
People who say "boil my piss" really get on my goat
I use a lot of these - comes from my dad
I can't stand people asking me how I am then not waiting for my answer. Thats southerners for ya though bunch of ill mannered people the lot of em
Ta muchly
People who say 'get my goat' really boils my piss.
Anyone - ANYONE - who says 'boil my goat' gets my piss.
'Banter'
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"Eck-cetera"
"Actual" as a redundant word in every second sentence.(as in "that's the actual house Bob Marley lived in" when you mean "that's the house Bob Marley lived in")
Can you be more "pacific" ? What, and refuse to fight in a war ? OK.
Oh yeah and don't start me on house selling words. "semi-detached" when you mean half a house joined up to another house. If anything, it's "semi-attached". Which lead to the more moronic "detached" house. Detached from what ? The Mothership. ITS A HOUSE.
'Tench' as in 'Potentially'
RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
hashtag...
Grrrrr
<kicks you in the nuts so hard your shoes fall off>
<wees in shoes>
"Be seeing you!"
I've never been able to get that out of my head since seeing The Prisoner.
"semi-detached" when you mean half a house joined up to another house. If anything, it's "semi-attached". Which lead to the more moronic "detached" house. Detached from what ? The Mothership. ITS A HOUSE.
Not with you on that one. Terraced or town houses are attached to other houses. Detached houses are not attached. Semi-detached are attached on one side only.
Makes perfect sense to me.
I literally don't mind someone saying "He's a bit lastminute dot com" to describe someone who's always underprepared.
I literally couldn't give a toss about any of this.
You'd be useless on Shrove Tuesday.
Brought instead of bought.
As in: I brought a new pair of shoes.
I really hate it when people say "what do you know"?