I think I'm a bit in love with people getting angry about coffee making and the pomp and circumstance that surrounds it.
There are far more important and relevant things to give a damn about that impact your life and the world more than a guy with a beard and a pipette dripping his coffee into a cup. But let's attack the real problem people here 🙂
I feel like I do!
I **** hate people calling themselves a barista like it's some kind of skill. Translated from Italian, it's bartender. Fk off and pour my coffee and no, I don't want a poppy seed muffin.
I honestly couldn't give a shit [i]what[/i] they call themselves, just so long as my mocha is hot and has a nice load of cream on the top, and can I have a lemon and poppy seed muffin with it as well, please.
Nice and hot, please. The whole 'too hot and it scorches the beans' thing seems to be the preserve of tedious tosspots, so in protest I say nothing less than boiling point will do.
Coffee making is a skill. Where I live there are lots of cafes, but only about 2 of them can actually make a cappuccino. The rest of them give you a huge cup filled to the brim with super-heated scalding hot non-frothed milk.
I was given a barely used Gaggia classic the other day. I usually use my Aeropress which seems great to me.
First thing that annoyed me was you can't get a normal sized mug under the thing.... Only poncy little kids cups.
I think it's maybe lost on me 😀
Best site suggestions that tell you how to use it to it's best in a simple and non-whiny cockbag way?
There are far more important and relevant things to give a damn about that impact your life and the world more than a guy with a beard and a pipette dripping his coffee into a cup. But let's attack the real problem people here
It's just a hobby for people to work their mental quirks out on, bit like cycling, cameras, cars and other common first world hobbies on here.
72.4 degrees for me.
EDIT: For Kayak you could have a look a coffee forums but that's probably way too much detail. Must be some youtube guides for a classic. Buy some nice beans first is always a good start. I would go with these:
[url= http://www.coffeecompass.co.uk/shop/roasted-origin-coffee/india/indian-monsoon-malabar-500g.html ]Monsoon Malabar[/url]
vickypea the other end of the spectrum either boiling hot weak coffee or great velvety flat white but no heat i just want 68 degrees.
Im guessing some baristas are thinking their ears are better than a thermometer as they play with the milk
We have drive thru coffee here. Genius. Decent coffee too. Long macc topped up 3/4. Poifect
My dad grinds fresh coffee beans, hovers over the kettle so it doesn't quite reach boiling point to make his daily brew - he also claims to have no sense of taste or smell - if he wasn't so deaf I'd do the fake noises trick and present him with a watered down cup of nescafe sometime 😈
I saw this in the shop last night and it reminded me of this thread....
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...I seem to remember a time when coffee was just drink not a pseudo religion.
**** coffee temp at the moment . My current locale means the temperature of my supernoodles is far more important
I think I'm a bit in love with people getting angry about coffee making and the pomp and circumstance that surrounds it.
granted, it’s quite amusing. i can almost image the quizzical and slightly gormless look as they struggle with the concept of existential brew methods like cold brew or syphon.
I always thought the coffee/tea shops drinks were lukewarm so you'd just drink them straight away and leave your seats quickly for the next customer, rather than sitting for 20 minutes (buying nothing else) waiting for it to cool down.
Call me gormless, but how on earth can a brew method be existential.
Back in the days when I used sugar, it too would be warmed as would the teaspoon. The temp drop when using a cold spoon was unbearable.
Call me gormless, but how on earth can a brew method be existential.
no idea, just thought it might upset the nescafe lot
You can't even alter the temperature of the coffee that comes out of my Dolce Gusto machine.... 🙁
Is "pour over*" coffee still a thing, or has that died a hipster death as well?
* a fancy hipster name for filter coffee.
