Go Figure!?!
Punctuation rocks!
Wild cherries give puppies explosive diahorrea.
Someone bring me some puppies and a huge bag of wild cherries, now!
Your eyeballs are the same size when you are born as when you die , thats why babies always 'seem' to have big eyes
Elton John's middle name is Hercules.
The widely accepted Internet 'fact' that "a duck's quack has no echo and no-one knows why" is patent nonsense.
There is no risk of explosion from using your mobile phone at a petrol station, nor problems with equipment interference on aeroplanes and in hospital. There is, however, a large risk of you slopping fuel all over the place due to inattention, or being a loud annoying prick in a quiet place, hence the restrictions.
Planning a biking holiday in Orkney because it's flat and therefore not much work is not as clever it seems - it's windy as **** up there and due to some bizarre weather phenomenon, it's always a headwind, never a tailwind
