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I wouldn't give a job to a man that is planning to still be wearing the same tie in 40 years time, I think it shows a distinct lack of foresight and adaptability.

By the same token, I would overlook someone stupid enough to indelibly inscribe a hackneyed piece of clip art onto their skin.


 
Posted : 26/01/2012 1:31 pm
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Tattoos are SOOOOO personal, I can't pass opinion on what someone else has (butterflies and flowers are a bit [i]girly[/i] though, aren't they? 😉 ) - so it amazes me that someone would ask opinions on their tats on a (non-tattoo) web forum..

(My wifey has tattoos, I don't)


 
Posted : 26/01/2012 1:34 pm
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I wouldn't give a job to a man that is planning to still be wearing the same tie in 40 years time, I think it shows a distinct lack of foresight and adaptability.

I wouldn't give a job to someone who's narrow minded or too stupid to look beyond the cover of the book.


 
Posted : 26/01/2012 1:34 pm
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do you not think this is a welcoming face for your customers shibby?


 
Posted : 26/01/2012 1:39 pm
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*Sees business opportunity selling advertising space on face.*
Thanks.


 
Posted : 26/01/2012 1:41 pm
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i'm gunna sell the rights to tattooing my whole back, probably to tescos. i'll never see it and they'll pay me millions no doubt.

*bets shibby is impressed with my business sense, thus proving his assumptions about tattooed people wrong*


 
Posted : 26/01/2012 1:44 pm
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[i]they'll pay me millions no doubt.[/i]

maybe not millions, but every little helps, eh?


 
Posted : 26/01/2012 1:47 pm
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You see, this is more like it. A bit of business acumen. Philconsequence, I'm in.


 
Posted : 26/01/2012 1:48 pm
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That blokes tats do a good job of distracting from the rest of his face


 
Posted : 26/01/2012 1:50 pm
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millions dammit, if not tesco then google or shibbys company

EDIT - Vinte you can secure my left bum cheek (saving the right one for a portrait of shibby) for £5k worth of shares in Costa Cruise Lines and 3-5 photos of boobs of your choosing.


 
Posted : 26/01/2012 1:50 pm
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philc gets sponsored by a well know lycra manufacturer;


 
Posted : 26/01/2012 1:54 pm
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By the same token, I would overlook someone stupid enough to indelibly inscribe a hackneyed piece of clip art onto their skin.

You wouldn't even realise I was tattooed if you met me.


 
Posted : 26/01/2012 2:08 pm
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there was a bloke on telly the other night who had 'Your Name' (sic) tattood on his bum.

The sole reason for this appeared to be so he could run up to people say "I bet I've got your name tattoo'd on my bum - what is it?" and then when they told him he'd moon the tattoo at them and run off laughing.


 
Posted : 26/01/2012 2:11 pm
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I want him as a friend


 
Posted : 26/01/2012 2:38 pm
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shibby, a question for you...

if somebody arrived for an interview with you, smartly dressed, freshly cut hair, excellent references, warm and welcoming personality and good looking, but with slightly sticky out ears or something to reassure you you're still sexier than them, no visible tattoos.... perfect for the job.

would you ask if they had any tattoos in the interview?
would you hire them?

then if 6 months down the line, after the probation period is over and they have all the normal employment rights etc, they came to work ina short sleeve top which revealed a tattooed arm... would you ask them to wear a long sleeve top to work, or would you fire em?


 
Posted : 26/01/2012 2:42 pm
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Tattoos are SOOOOO personal, I can't pass opinion on what someone else has (butterflies and flowers are a bit girly though, aren't they? )

even when they are moths? and when the flowers have lightning coming out of them? 😉


 
Posted : 26/01/2012 2:43 pm
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good question Phil... Its discrimintation based on colour of skin essentially unless you have rude words/images.


 
Posted : 26/01/2012 2:44 pm
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well shibby has a right to employ who he wants and doesn't need to state the the tattoos are the reason for not employing somebody.. could just say 'found a better candidate' for example.

i'm more interested in finding out if he'd fire an outstanding employee if it turned out they had inky arms or they got a tattoo a couple of years after starting working for him 🙂

not trying to get him to admit to breaking employment law or anything, jsut trying to find out how strongly he feels about them!


 
Posted : 26/01/2012 2:48 pm
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would you ask them to wear a long sleeve top to work, or would you fire em?

I think his head would explode due to the impossible situation that goes directly in the face of his prejudice.


 
Posted : 26/01/2012 2:48 pm
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*Sees business opportunity selling advertising space on face.*

Bindun Don Don

[url= http://buymyface.com ]http://buymyface.com/[/url]


 
Posted : 26/01/2012 3:00 pm
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I wouldn't give a job to a man that is planning to still be wearing the same tie in 40 years time, I think it shows a distinct lack of foresight and adaptability.

Even if it was this one?

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Posted : 26/01/2012 3:00 pm
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normally i wouldn't ever employ somebody who wears a tie, but if they turned up to an interview with me in what is essentially an office based zoidberg costume i'd hire them on the spot.

*its this kinda business sense that means shibby will want to hire me, i jsut know it*


 
Posted : 26/01/2012 3:05 pm
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Out of sight, out of mind. But if an employee wore short sleeves and displayed tattoos, I'd ask him to cover them.

If he wouldn't, I'd find a way of sacking him. Or just bully him until he quit.

I generally think it's possible to spot a tattooed person anyway, they tend to be a bit thicker than average, so it's highly unlikely they'd be working for me. Same with gingers.*

[i]*None of this is particularly true, but I might as well give the STW How Very Dare He Squad something to wring their hands about.[/i]


 
Posted : 26/01/2012 3:21 pm
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ha ha... 😉


 
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Posted : 29/01/2012 8:00 pm
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designing a full sleeve to cover some heavy black work from 20 years ago, will be solid black from shoulder to elbow with Polynesian work down to the wrist.

Once healed the solid black will be carved to have fresh scar tissue to mimic the work lower down the arm.


 
Posted : 29/01/2012 8:44 pm
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you know everyone always says to get a tattoo done by someone they know, has recommendations from etc... well what if what you want is a really simple design, that anyone worth their salt couldn't get wrong?

there's a place near me, and i'm keen for a tattoo, but i don't know anyone who's got one from there. their work looks pretty good, fwiw...


 
Posted : 29/01/2012 9:17 pm
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Love the Mint Sauce tattoos ashthesplash, any chance of some better pics?

Fairly unrelated to anything else but i'm really enjoying Thomas Hooper's work at the moment. Though no doubt just like tribal bands/tramp stamps/big gothic letters/sailor jerry (give it a year), it'll look horrendously dated in a decade or so.

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Posted : 29/01/2012 9:25 pm
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"Yes, we're all individuals....."


 
Posted : 29/01/2012 9:38 pm
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So be individual and use your imagination.
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[url= http://www.flickr.com/photos/63916749@N02/6784960821/ ]toe tattoo[/url] por [url= http://www.flickr.com/people/63916749@N02/ ]kala y simon[/url], en Flickr


 
Posted : 29/01/2012 10:53 pm
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"Yes, we're all individuals....."

"I'm not"


 
Posted : 29/01/2012 10:58 pm
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Yes, we're all individuals....

or perhaps members of a tribe


 
Posted : 29/01/2012 11:00 pm
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Posted : 01/02/2012 10:24 pm
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So much I could say, so difficult to not sound like king of the cliche.

Each to their own never rang more true though.

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Posted : 01/02/2012 11:56 pm
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If I can find someone to do the artwork for this and I can decide on size and location, I can see it being the next one.
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[url= http://www.flickr.com/photos/63916749@N02/6803741279/ ]picassobullshead1942[/url] por [url= http://www.flickr.com/people/63916749@N02/ ]kala y simon[/url], en Flickr


 
Posted : 02/02/2012 12:02 am
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I love Picasso, never really got the bullshead till recently. Years ago We saw it in the Picasso Museum were my art tutor was frothing at it's genius, I preferred the sculptures made from toys and household objects. Babboon ones in particular, they were more complex, you could decode them, see what they were built from and how the unlikely objects locked. I like the bulls head now, it's clean.


 
Posted : 02/02/2012 7:46 am
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Doh

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Posted : 02/02/2012 9:11 am
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i have just realised whose toes they are in the first pic...MINE


 
Posted : 06/02/2012 12:42 pm
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ideally, a tattoo should compliment the form of the owners body and move/flow in harmony with the folds/curves etc.

IMO, the OP jobbies appear to be stamped in place with little thought as to where it may actually enhance overall appearance (tricky with the subject matter) - but as long as it makes you happy, that's what it's all about really.


 
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