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I'm told there's a strong link between caravanning and swinging.

my parents go carravanning ๐Ÿ˜ฏ


 
Posted : 25/09/2009 9:09 am
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Can't imagine swinging at all with my missus

I think you do it with someone elses.


 
Posted : 25/09/2009 10:19 am
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It's ok ton, you can always treat yourself to a chocolate and cream รฉclair for elevenses

Or alternatively some nice warm Fudge!


 
Posted : 25/09/2009 10:20 am
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I've a tiny willy, alright, I'm not getting it out in front of another chap

If I found myself in that sort of a situation with an over-friendly bloke I'd think the smaller he is the better.


 
Posted : 25/09/2009 10:46 am
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That pampass grass thing originated in Milton Keynes. Apparently it was used to identify swingers' houses to other swingers. As if the caravans and Rovers in the driveway were not enough for that purpose...


 
Posted : 25/09/2009 10:59 am
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Ah, the romance.

Like a pron version of [i]Abigail's Party[/i].


 
Posted : 25/09/2009 11:09 am
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if you have a strong and honest relationship with your missus it will be fine


 
Posted : 25/09/2009 11:26 am
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swing? isnt that this weeks dance on strictly ballroom or some such crap reality programe? ๐Ÿ˜‰


 
Posted : 25/09/2009 12:36 pm
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Come again....

Gotta be said................. ๐Ÿ˜‰


 
Posted : 25/09/2009 12:49 pm
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if you have a strong and honest relationship with your missus it will be fine

.........because you won't need to go to any "swinger's parties".


 
Posted : 25/09/2009 12:51 pm
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But it's best not to go out for dinner with anyone, ever, in case they ask to screw your wife and make you gay and you have to fight them.

This is a whole new spasm of pathetic social bull-faeces that it had just not occurred to me people were so stupid about. ๐Ÿ™‚


 
Posted : 25/09/2009 12:59 pm
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pathetic social bull-shi'ite

I don't think the offensive anti-Muslim remarks are really called for mate ๐Ÿ˜

............. get back to reading your Daily Mail BigDummy


 
Posted : 25/09/2009 1:08 pm
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[edited to remove supposedly racist swear-filter evasion techniques] ๐Ÿ™„


 
Posted : 25/09/2009 1:11 pm
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Hey, why worry? It's a nice sunni day!


 
Posted : 25/09/2009 1:12 pm
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Cat crapped in the bath again ernie? ๐Ÿ™‚


 
Posted : 25/09/2009 1:12 pm
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No, but TJ doesn't appear to be on the forum. So I posted on his behalf........ I hope he doesn't mind ๐Ÿ˜•


 
Posted : 25/09/2009 1:14 pm
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Deary me ๐Ÿ˜ฏ


 
Posted : 25/09/2009 1:19 pm
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LOL ! ............ I was only joking, and I can't believe BD [i]actually[/i] edited it ! ๐Ÿ˜€


 
Posted : 25/09/2009 1:23 pm
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I hate to be on the wrong end of you when you've got your teeth into something irrelevant. I don't like to take the risk... ๐Ÿ™‚


 
Posted : 25/09/2009 1:24 pm
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๐Ÿ˜€ .......... I initially thought it was an oversight/typo on your part BD, and I thought "I can't let the opportunity of having a little dig at BD pass" !


 
Posted : 25/09/2009 1:31 pm
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You'd make a lovely couple - perhaps you should swing together!

Now, who's gonna be the man? Will it be Ernie Dummy or Big Lynch? ๐Ÿ˜‰


 
Posted : 25/09/2009 1:33 pm
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"...bad thing is mrs t wants to go...she say's she is curious......"

be worried, VERY worried Ton mate ๐Ÿ˜‰


 
Posted : 25/09/2009 1:47 pm
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you wopuld be better sticking to 'those' films ๐Ÿ™‚


 
Posted : 25/09/2009 1:48 pm
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I know a few couples who indulge(d). All of which are now divorced.

Its a recipe for disaster IMO. I cant really see how you could respect your wife while watching her get pumped by some other bloke.

Just my 2 cents.

dave, nail on the head........

i might thump the bloke for inviting me, the pervy ba5tard.....

me too. i cant stand of thinking of someone i care about with someone else.

cheating moose ๐Ÿ‘ฟ (still bitter... no, bitter doesnt cover it)

doesnt help that im one of those weirdos who goes 110% into relationships


 
Posted : 25/09/2009 1:51 pm
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i just feel i should nudge this off 69 posts


 
Posted : 25/09/2009 2:13 pm
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Thumping someone for inviting you to dinner could take some explaining though ๐Ÿ˜†
Quite a few girls like the idea of outdoor in public/ group thing (according to research!)but the reality who knows? - maybe go for it and suggest a barbeque dinner party, go in a mankini and limber up in front of the other guests?


 
Posted : 26/09/2009 6:00 pm
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Is tonight the night for Ton?


 
Posted : 26/09/2009 10:12 pm
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I wouldnt go ,or if things start to look like something might happen.
Leave.
Unless youre 100% committed to that kind of lifestyle, it could break up your marriage ๐Ÿ˜•


 
Posted : 27/09/2009 12:09 am
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Whatever hapends just make sure you report back i have RSS this thread ๐Ÿ™‚


 
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