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Don't drink, don't smoke, what do you do?

I literally have zero vices left. A year ago I was a fairly heavy smoking , borderline alcoholic with a penchant for a few lines of Charlie.

My last remaining vice - smoking, has now been knocked on the head with the recent health scare. To be honest, I've been keen to stop anyway as it plainly wasn't doing me any good

Got to admit at times I'm a bit bored - things like gigs, are well, a tough gig. Yeah feeling healthy is great, not being hungover and doing stuff when you'd normally be feeling rough, brill. The good far outweighs the bag....

But what do you clean living folk do to live on the edge a little, or take the edge off so to speak?

Can't involve THC in any form, because of workplace testing


 
Posted : 22/07/2024 7:12 am
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Mountain Biking. Obvs.


 
Posted : 22/07/2024 7:15 am
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Mountain Biking. Obvs.

I'm just about to hit 1000 (social i.e no commuting) miles this year. Mix of MTB and gravel


 
Posted : 22/07/2024 7:17 am
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Rock climbing.


 
Posted : 22/07/2024 8:20 am
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Just the hookers.


 
Posted : 22/07/2024 8:36 am
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I troll people on cycle forums, and admire clever 1980s musical references ?


 
Posted : 22/07/2024 8:38 am
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Crown green bowls.


 
Posted : 22/07/2024 8:48 am
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Cross stitch ...be careful though as it's the gateway drug to tapestries


 
Posted : 22/07/2024 8:52 am
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Retro gaming, Field archery and drawing/painting.


 
Posted : 22/07/2024 8:54 am
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Embroidery, or if you're outside, cross-stitch.


 
Posted : 22/07/2024 9:07 am
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Cross stitch …be careful though as it’s the gateway drug to tapestries

My mate got addicted to tapestries. A year later - it was curtains for him.


 
Posted : 22/07/2024 9:22 am
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What about shoplifting? Never tried it myself but heard it's quite a thrill.


 
Posted : 22/07/2024 9:24 am
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Running


 
Posted : 22/07/2024 9:26 am
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Mountain biking, as mentioned above.

Take up an instrument and play it live; just remember that we don't follow fashion, and you'll be a superstar, again.


 
Posted : 22/07/2024 9:30 am
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Can’t involve THC in any form, because of workplace testing

But they were fine with coke? :confused:


 
Posted : 22/07/2024 9:36 am
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Doesn't cocaine leave the body relatively quickly, compared to cannabis? I recall it having a much shorter half-life than other drugs, as in a couple of days at most, compared to up to 30 for dope.


 
Posted : 22/07/2024 9:42 am
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But they were fine with coke? :confused:

Obviously not.

Not done any for a while >6months, testing has ramped up recently. Coke - 5 days in system, THC anything from 30-90 days, dependant on usage and how fatty ones liver may be


 
Posted : 22/07/2024 9:45 am
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Crown green bowls.

That's my new thing too! (Well, be doing it for a year now anyway).

Can't say it's life on the edge - but just relaxing and chatting away to the team for a few hours a week is good for mental health.


 
Posted : 22/07/2024 9:46 am
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If OP wants an innuendo, I'll give 'em one


 
Posted : 22/07/2024 9:48 am
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But what do you clean living folk do to live on the edge a little, or take the edge off so to speak?

Counselling?


 
Posted : 22/07/2024 9:51 am
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Running

That will go well with the shoplifting.


 
Posted : 22/07/2024 9:51 am
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Get a motorbike, or go dogging, or do both together.


 
Posted : 22/07/2024 9:55 am
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Dogbiking ?


 
Posted : 22/07/2024 9:57 am
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Cycling (road, gravel, mtb) or windsurfing.

At gigs I find that having non alcoholic beer is good enough and the buzz I get from the gig isn't coming from the beer


 
Posted : 22/07/2024 10:01 am
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Dogbiking ?

Do you mean dogging?


 
Posted : 22/07/2024 10:02 am
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Get a motorbike, or go dogging, or do both together.

How does that work for the Gullers? Asking for a friend.


 
Posted : 22/07/2024 10:07 am
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You could combine that with living life on the edging.


 
Posted : 22/07/2024 10:08 am
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Cycling,  gym, walking, camping, relaxation stuff, too much TV/YouTube.

I'm boring as **** don't drink, never smoked, but despite, or because, of all the above my body is ****ed anyway.


 
Posted : 22/07/2024 10:21 am
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Got to admit at times I’m a bit bored

It is OK to be bored occasionally. Not all of life needs to be filled with interesting or exciting times. But, for me MTB fulfils my need to see a horizon, cheap thrills, techno babble, and messing about  with tools, when I can't/ don't wanna do that, I do the scale modelling thing. It's takes up time, it fills my craft needs, I'm not sitting on the sofa staring mindlessly at the telly, and it's learning stuff all the time.


 
Posted : 22/07/2024 11:47 am
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Learn a skill a day.

This chap's channel is a nice source of ideas:

And there are plenty more.

https://www.youtube.com/@TommoCarroll/videos


 
Posted : 22/07/2024 12:10 pm
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But what do you clean living folk do to live on the edge a little, or take the edge off so to speak?

Drink beer during the warm months, whiskey during the cold, and earlier today I visited the Penderyn Distillery in Wales, where I got a head start on building up this year’s supply of spirits.

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Did you read the OP countzero.

Like not even all of it... You can stop after the second word ?


 
Posted : 23/07/2024 7:47 am
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I’m not meant to talk about it, but…


 
Posted : 23/07/2024 7:55 am
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Get a pair of direct drive turntables and bring out the vinyl ...nothing beats a bit of old skool mixing..and learn to play electric guitar


 
Posted : 23/07/2024 8:00 am
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Anti social behaviour keeps me fairly busy now I rarely drink.
Gets you out and about meeting people too which is nice.


 
Posted : 23/07/2024 8:23 am
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Open air swimming, riding your bike at odd hours of day and night, acrobatic intimate relations.


 
Posted : 23/07/2024 8:57 am
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The trouble is, you've never learnt to entertain yourself without a bit of 'support'.

Personally climbing,  and generally poking around outside.


 
Posted : 23/07/2024 9:20 am
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Try ultra marathon running.  It's a very popular form of self-harm and the sport is full of addictive personalities.


 
Posted : 23/07/2024 9:42 am
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You could always have a stroke of an evening 😉

(Too soon?)

The good far outweighs the bag

Was that deliberate?

😀


 
Posted : 23/07/2024 10:33 am
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You could always have a stroke 🙂

(Too soon?)

Haha - not at all 😉

Was that deliberate?

Genuine typo initially - but spotted it and thought it had to stay....


 
Posted : 23/07/2024 10:35 am
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As per binners, I started karate 18 months ago as the boy wanted  to try it and love it. Yesterday we were punching each other in the stomach. What fun!

(It's not fighting really though, its self defence, different to fighting)


 
Posted : 23/07/2024 10:41 am
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Meet a new woman and ...erm... explore? That's what I did ...Good for fitness too  (I appear to be unable to use my cheeky selection of emojis. Oh well)


 
Posted : 23/07/2024 12:16 pm
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I'm in a very similar situation to you OP.  7 months sober has really made me look at the way I spend my time, which I have a lot more of as I'm not in a haze or feeling rough from the night before.  I ride my bike a lot more, I paddle board, swim, walk, read.  I've cut right back on nights out as I realised I wasn't going for the event, I was going to get drunk and high.  The new Mister P is a bit boring but I'm much happier with that.  Good luck to you.


 
Posted : 23/07/2024 12:40 pm
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Meet a new woman

The current one has put up with me for 32 years, I'd better stick it out now


 
Posted : 23/07/2024 3:13 pm
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Cycling Canoeing (not kayak) grandchildren


 
Posted : 23/07/2024 4:05 pm
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