Cougar! Genius, I may well just go with that! I wonder if the humour will translate....
Needs the feed lines to work, though.
I've just realised, you said it had to be "a maximum of 3 minutes". You could go "I like this character because they're great" then sit down again, you've met the criteria.
I find her to be the most lovable and inspiring of conflicted and dislikable narcissists
“I have two brains in my body. I've never felt so dumb."
"I am big enough to admit that I am often inspired by myself."
Are you allowed to use props?
Goldilocks
Dougal from The Magic Roundabout, for his grouchiness
Windy Miller, for his calmness (iirc it was a long time ago).
Hugh Bullshot Crummond
Dirk Pitt
P7eavan, yes, she is a similarly well written character to Swearengen, you shouldn't like them but you do because there are little elements that remind you of yourself....? ... Not that I'm about to cut anyone's fingers off!
Thanks for (mostly) for the other suggestions, I'll have a look.
Dave Angel
Eco Warrior
