[Closed] STW first date advice sought..

Make sure you turn up to the right pub.

Pictures or it's a troll?

Oh and turn up and have fun. Nothing too serious.

This isn't going to go well for you OP.

I'm getting some popcorn.

Try not to think she's young enough to be your daughter 😈

Try to remember the things that made it easy for you to get on well when you met. Try not to be Mr Perfect to over impress her. If she liked you when she met you, just be that same person..
Edit: don't do what my sister-in-law did on her 1st date. Asking the fella she was going out with if he 'liked going up the wrong-un?'

Debrief by 08:00 Monday cw photographic notes.

Joolsburger, seen earlier.
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OP, make sure you wear clean pants. If you choose to wear any at all that is.

I suggest you just be yourself don't try putting on an act for her benefit. Wear clean pants as has been said and have a trim down there as I understand the younger people don't appreciate the 70's pornstar look should you get lucky.

DO NOT TALK ABOUT ANY EX's but if you do fall into that trap at least be kind about them. Should you find yourself in a venue with music avoid the phrase "music these days is just boom boom boom, there's no melody".

Write down your blood type and any allergies as you may have a heart attack on the job and the emergency services need that sort of information.

If you're looking for your dating advice in here, I'd say all hope is lost already.

Me 40, her mid twenties.

Always* works a charm.

*I have never tried this except in my dreams and even there it's a mixed bag.

If you're looking for your dating advice in here, I'd say all hope is lost already.

I'd guess not. The crux is this,

I met a young lady last Saturday. She is very attractive and younger than me. Me 40, her mid twenties.

If I'd done that, I'd be posting it on an Internet forum too. And probably taking out a Notifications advert in the local paper.

Get her blitzed on Sambuca and then drop in to conversation that you have an industrial sized vat of lube and a sex swing in your basement/dungeon

seriously this works...

Don't mention your parcels from Northwind...

date time and venue please if not pictures are essential..

I met a young lady last Saturday. She is very attractive and younger than me. Me 40, her mid twenties.

Make sure you go to a venue with a trained first-aider.

Also, make sure to mention you get parcels from Northwind.

Northwind earlier, in Rotterdam.

http://www.tripadvisor.co.uk/LocationPhotoDirectLink-g188632-i20190028-Rotterdam_South_Holland_Province.html

Northwind earlier, in Rotterdam.

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Not pictured: Northwind on top of a ladder, preparing to jump.

Stuff a sock down the front of your trousers.

Depends on the trousers, surely?
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Good grief CFH. My mental picture of you was so far off the mark.... Maybe you should go in the op's place.

.Make sure you don't have smelly breath and/or pits.
.have a shave
.wear a shirt or something smartish
.don't lie about anything (job, salary, car, house etc)
.stay off religiion, politics, exs.
.When she's talking... listen to what she's saying (this is key) and then ask at least 2 further questions about the issue and her take on it before telling her your experience of the topic.
.Don't go to the cinema

Stuff a sock down the front of your trousers.

the front? ahhhhh thats where I've been going wrong

.wear a shirt or something smartish

Ah! Not topless then.

.stay off religiion, politics, exs.

He's meeting STW?

When she's talking... listen to what she's saying (this is key) and then ask at least 2 furt

Nod with the phrase "Hmmm! Yes indeed!"?

Rohipnol? 😉

".[i]Make sure you don't have smelly breath and/or pits.
.have a shave
.wear a shirt or something smartish
.don't lie about anything (job, salary, car, house etc)
.stay off religiion, politics, exs.
.When she's talking... listen to what she's saying (this is key) and then ask at least 2 further questions about the issue and her take on it before telling her your experience of the topic.
.Don't go to the cinema"[/i]

He's going for a date not a job interview.

Make sure to enter the joint with a confident strut...

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Look her in the eye and smile genuinely. Don't reapply your aftershave during the evening as you will overwhelm her.

Don't look at other girls boobs.

Don't look at hers either.

.Don't go to the cinema

Hmm not so sure. Many moons ago I got a shag at college after taking a girl to see - most of - Cocktails.

Turn your mobile off..

Hmm not so sure. Many moons ago I got a shag at college after taking a girl to see - most of - Cocktails.

I hope you didn't look at her boobs.

I met a young lady last Saturday. She is very attractive and younger than me. Me 40, her mid twenties.

I hardly ever remember things that I dream, what's your secret?

Drac It was dark I had to feel my way around...

Lol that's brought back memories of that night. I wasn't even there to see her, I took another girl who was sitting on my left. This one - just a random girl sitting to my right - was pretty fit. I sparked it off during the "thong" moment of the film by leaning over to her and whispering "I think you'd look great in that" to her. Cue fits of giggles, walk on the beach, then the fireworks. Oh to be 17 again...

For the first time in my life I feel guilty about the girl I actually took. I found out two years later after meeting her at a club she was now gay so maybe it was for the best.

When she's talking... listen to what she's saying (this is key)

A friend of mine, despite being a scruffy, tactless, lanky, lolloping farm boy has a real knack of charming women, even if he doesn't intend to - someone said of him that when you're talking to him its as if you're the only person in the room.

Its because he's deaf in one ear so in social situations, where theres background noise, he has to really concentrate to follow a conversation. So, err, stick a peanut in your ear or something.

Ah but when you hit 40 it starts to get harder to pick out a conversation from background noise anyway. Maybe that's how he got the date 😉

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A friend of mine, despite being a scruffy, tactless, lanky, lolloping farm boy has a real knack of charming women

Helps that his local nickname is "horsecock".

8)

In the good old days this thread would have been awash with gags about rohipnol darts and the smashing of back doors and closed after about 20 threads but there's almost sage advice here ...

I could add a comment about smashing in back doors but I'd need a reference pic first.

OP reminds of this Fast Show sketch - note NSFW

She's young enough to not even remember 26" wheeled bikes......... 😉

I could add a comment about smashing in back doors but I'd need a reference pic first.

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