Not chip muffins were they?
Not a trail center but saw a scantily clad lady in a cave sat on a rock in the Lakes last weekend
<p>Meh, modelling stuff happens anywhere folk think they won't get hassled.</p>
Not a trail centre but this evening off box hill saw three guys - one of which had a bee keepers mesh head cover on - but a black one - other two guys looked a bit dodge too but didn’t hang around to see anymore.....
Vampires throwing muffins... that's a conundrum. Run away, obviously, just not too quickly in case they're blueberry muffins. Though you need coffee with blueberry muffins, which might spill if you're running away from vampires. This is going to give me nightmares.
Not a trail center but saw a scantily clad lady in a cave sat on a rock in the Lakes last weekend
Did the fat bald blokes tell her they were from Vogue?
So we’ve gone from a bit of Sun friendly humorous outdoor bonking to full Pornhub in less than 30 posts. And Perchy isn’t even involved. I’m impressed.
I’ve been busy.
Me and my wife were out for a “walk”
too soon PP?
https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2018/05/20/cougar-kills-mountain-biker-wounds-another/