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just wonderd if any body has any strange phobias as i .......dont laugh
.....dont like horses, cant go near them and when out on the bike have to take a wide birth away from them and if at all possible.. choose a different part of the trail.
think it relates to being bitten as a child by one and the one and only time sat on one being thrown off 😥
there must be others out there that find them a little to large and freaky?
I knew somebody who couldn't go anywhere near Tandy electrical stores.
Wasps
Dont know why just hate the little B*stards!
My auntie is scared of Party Rings, you know those biscuits.
If she goes down the biscuit ilse she has to go on the opposite side to the party rings.
three fish
WTF !!
My American family blood rushed to my head and I confused couldn't with could*. Post edited...
*like, could care less.
My auntie is scared of Party Rings, you know those biscuits.
I have not had one of those in yeeeeeeaaarss!
Water and darkness at the same time.
Even if someone turns the light off when i am in the bath.
fine with either on its own though.
Water and darkness at the same time.
I'm on night shift, 130 miles out in the North Sea.
Hang on, you're starting to look a little pale...
I have not had one of those in yeeeeeeaaarss!
Oh yeah? 😉
Mrs Grips has a phobia of islands. But not any islands - if they are on the continental shelf, she's fine, but oceanic islands are out because she might fall off. We'll never be able to go to Hawaii for instance. She feels that on the continental shelf she'll be able to touch the bottom - or at least swim to shore.
So she's fine with the Isle of Man, say. She's not a particularly good swimmer mind, nor is she hundreds of feet tall so I think she would still have a problem making it to safety if she fell off the Isle of Man, but there you go 🙂
Oh yeah?
Wasn't Party Ring your nickname for a while? 8)
I've realised over time I'm not particularly good in confined spaces...I mean really tight, wriggly type spaces. I have a stag weekend coming up in a couple of weeks. One of the activities? Yep...****ing caving! I'm dreading it 😳
And embarrassingly, fairground rides. The merry-go-round is about the most extreme I can manage. But waltzers, whirlygigs or jesus help me, an actual roller-coaster. Not on your nelly mate.
Wasn't Party Ring your nickname for a while?
Until you stole it 
Until you stole it
Poor comeback Mr Darcy. Tsk...I expected better.
I expected better.
I think you prefer push-backs rather than comebacks.
I'm tired, sorry.
Wasn't Party Ring your nickname for a while?
LMAO
Identical twins. *shudders*
(Im hamming it up slightly)
plastic coat hangers.
Big foreheads. Eeeeee....
Southerners....
Poor comeback Mr Darcy. Tsk...I expected better.
Yeah, he's done you there DD (in a cussing match, if a third party decides one's been 'done', then they been done. Simple as that). Sorry, but that's how it goes I'm afraid.
I don't like heights, where I'm on the 'edge' of something like a cliff etc. I'm all right with balconies, but if I can see downwards too vertically, then I start to get didgy. Don't feel comfortable. Stayed in a flat in NY once; ceiling to floor windows. Couldn't go close to the window at all.
Yeah, he's done you there DD (in a cussing match, if a third party decides one's been 'done', then they been done. Simple as that). Sorry, but that's how it goes I'm afraid.
I am suitably "owned"....
...last time I offer the **** a free go of my fm transmitter 🙄
Edited to avoid another sfa ban
Weird, tall, old women really freak me out. The older and taller they are the more i'm freaked.
Springs.
KFC
cotton wool
...last time I offer the **** a free go of my fm transmitter
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Cows, big black n white, stampeding, lactating murderous b*st*rds
Oh and big feet on women!
And big hands too, but that's another story...
Old women licking ice cream from a cone really freaks me. Especialy if it's the soft Mr Whippy type. The way they drag their tongues along and it dribbles on their chin. **** they're discusting.
Preggers, as I think they are going to explode anytime infront of me. 😯
male nipples (im cringing as i type) are just wrong.
the misses has a phobia of bones,,, her own,mine,other peoples, the dentist (teeth) pictures of them or even the word BONES
i use this to great advantage when shes doing my nut in 😆
your missus has a phobia about your bone! 😯
Fish skeletons. Hate them with a vengeance, ruins my whole day if I find a bone in some fish that I'm eating, and a whole skeleton to deal with is even worse.
Cows
I'm scared of posting something on here and it coming back on me.
😆
Clowns - I really don't like them at all 🙂
I've got a phobia of "out of scale things".
like things that are big, that should be small. Or things that are small that should be big.
Such as:-
Washing Powder tablets - look exactly the same as Paracetamol - and scare me.
My daughters just got a BIG Hello Kitty cushion. And I'm a bit freaked out by it cos it's like her small Helloy Kitty doll.
Tiny Weetabix - not happy with them.
There were some MASSIVE balls of wool in the shop down the road the other day that made me go all wierd.
It's got to be "accurately" to scale. But it proper freaks me out. Makes me feel like I've shrunk, or I'm a giant or something.
Don't like at all.
My mate Jordan, rest in peace you mad bartard, used to me physically sick at the sight of condiments.
He was being particularly obnoxious one afternoon, pissed up hanging out my car window hollering at people. I stopped to get him some food to shut him up. Came back with a bacon buttie for the two of us.
My butty had ketchup in it. Said "Oi Jordan, I think this is yours" and opened my butty up in his face. He just started hoying up out the car window, calling me c... for abusing his phobia.
Got him to behave though.
I have vague memories of drawing an outline of ketchup and brown sauce around him when he passed out one night, like a chalk outline.
Mrs Grips has a phobia of islands. But not any islands - if they are on the continental shelf, she's fine, but oceanic islands are out because she might fall off. We'll never be able to go to Hawaii for instance. She feels that on the continental shelf she'll be able to touch the bottom - or at least swim to shore.
I understand that though.
During a snorkling trip on the Perenthian Islands I jumped off a lighthouse that we had been taken to. As I went down I suddenly realised that the rock the lighthouse was on, went down into this deep blue/black abyss. I started to panic and swam up quickly. Really didn't like it at all.
I'm not overly keen on horses, but unfortunately I have to teach Horse Care.
Good tip if you see a horse. If you can grab it's upper lip and give it a twist. It makes them go to sleep. It's called twitching.
Rock Gardens. Scare the bejaysus outta me...
Rock Gardens. Scare the bejaysus outta me...
Ooh. On the biking front.
A set of jumps in Chopwell woods that somebody has made. The angle of them means big air, plus they go across ditches. Never done them yet.
Might get some photos of them.
Dense woodland where I can't easily see my way out. But I'm still working on it. 🙁