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Stellar realignment theory

I believe that the changes we see on our world are not caused locally but are in fact the effects of a process I think of as Stellar Realignment.

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This isn't about beer is it. Or cruise liners either.


 
Posted : 08/03/2010 6:25 am
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It's true, water does repel all energy.
All the water in my house is absent of kinetic energy or potential energy (taps don't work). And it definitely repels all thermal energy (think the kettle's broked too)....

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Posted : 08/03/2010 8:42 am
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Is this phenomenon of planetary alignment in any way connected to the alignment of bike frames, so many of which have been corrected at your talented hands, (for a very reasonable fee, and at speeds approaching that of light itself), during the fabled frame tuning process?


 
Posted : 08/03/2010 8:54 am
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Nurse! Nurse - he's out of bed again.


 
Posted : 08/03/2010 11:12 am
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Stella and Lithium should not be mixed.


 
Posted : 08/03/2010 11:15 am
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A swift headbutt would sort this fella out. Tinternet bellend.


 
Posted : 08/03/2010 11:19 am
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I have also observed water repelling all energy- it is why it never obeys the laws of gravity never flows downhill to the sea, never evaporates and just stays where it has fallen as rain.
I admit it is problomatic to explain how it became rain and fell from the sky within this theory of it repelling all energy but I am sure the grand cosmic aligner [kaesae- to you little people] has the answer to that.

Runs off to stare at the sun some more.


 
Posted : 08/03/2010 11:28 am
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BigJohn - it should, look what it does:


 
Posted : 08/03/2010 11:36 am
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The real question we need to ask ourselves is what tyres for STELLAR REALIGNMENT?


 
Posted : 08/03/2010 11:39 am
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Great big ones, with a low gravitational pull. And some more Chlorpromazine too, the last dose appears to have worn off.


 
Posted : 08/03/2010 11:42 am
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Great big ones, with a low gravitational pull. And some more Chlorpromazine too, the last dose appears to have worn off.

I cannot put into words barnsley mitch what I think of you promoting that pharmaceutical filth on this website, every opertunity that you get. Seems to be a habit that you have and happens with revolting frequency.

As for the rest of you creatures that lurk on this webshite, oops another spelling mistake! let us see what we see, for time tells all tales.


 
Posted : 21/03/2010 8:50 am
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Oooh, hang on a sec...

(Puts kettle on, grabs hobnobs)

Right, carry on!


 
Posted : 21/03/2010 9:11 am
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"I cannot put into words barnsley mitch what I think of you promoting that pharmaceutical filth on this website,"

OI! chlopromazine is ace, I live on it


 
Posted : 21/03/2010 9:22 am
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I hope Jo Burt doesn't mind me posting this:

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Posted : 21/03/2010 9:39 am
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Something to do with the mayan calendar finishing in December 2012 which coincides with the earth crossing the milky way equator which sends the poles bonkers (not the polish)

Why do people think the Mayans knew jack sh*t?


 
Posted : 21/03/2010 9:52 am
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This is not a "theory". For that, you need evidence.


 
Posted : 21/03/2010 10:24 am
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Flipping Poles get blamed for everything.


 
Posted : 21/03/2010 4:51 pm
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Posted : 21/03/2010 5:20 pm
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I'm off to realign some stellas.

😀 Very good


 
Posted : 21/03/2010 5:26 pm
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Is there anyone on this site or in this idiotic era of human stupidity that would like to actually research what is happening

Ignore the fools, the imbeciles, kaesae.

If I were you, I would retreat to a secluded tropical island somewhere with my devoted servant and sidekick Nick Nack.

And there on top of the island, I would build a giant water pistol which would harnesses the awesome power of water.

Then, I would set the clock ticking until the moment when I would unleash my giant energy-repelling water pistol.
One by one, I would destroy all the planet's major cities.

That would teach the fools, the cretins, to call me mad, and dismissively reject my theory of Stellar Realignment.


 
Posted : 21/03/2010 6:10 pm
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Mock me at your perril mook mooks, you shall see meehaha


 
Posted : 27/03/2010 7:31 pm
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does anything other than mocking happen to you on here?
Your posts do present an incredibly large target to aim for mind


 
Posted : 27/03/2010 7:36 pm
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Kaesae, I think I've found who's responsible for this stellar realignment, and I think he's looking at [i]you[/i]!
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Posted : 27/03/2010 7:59 pm
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Junkyard time for a clearout?


 
Posted : 27/03/2010 8:04 pm
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kaesae, are you for real? Are these ideas/thoughts/theories of yours all your own and made without the help of any mind altering drugs?
And lastly, did you ever say where you you got all your frames from?


 
Posted : 28/03/2010 9:30 am
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Delusion: A delusion is a fixed unshakable belief in something untrue. These irrational beliefs defy normal reasoning, and remain firm even when overwhelming proof is presented to dispute them.


 
Posted : 28/03/2010 11:09 am
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Oh, I don't know. I think there might be something in this. I laughed at this thread last night and this morning a glass of water tried to strangle me.


 
Posted : 28/03/2010 3:08 pm
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It's thought that under the thin crust the entire planet is a swirling fluid of molten rock with a large spinning core probably mostly iron and magnetised. It quite likely the core is not perfectly spherical. The crust is stiff but the swirling fluids cause it to flex and move at the lines of weakness. With masses this large these tidal forces are likely to be influenced by the moon as are the vast quantities of water that make up the oceans. It was thought that alignments could cause noticable effects but since we don't feel the tug of the planets it's hard to tell. The core seems to rolling with som eccentricity be suse our poles are moving around and there is good geological evidence that they have moved all the way over and back many times. Who knows why the internal motions of the planet seem unstable?


 
Posted : 28/03/2010 6:56 pm
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Well, that is interesting!

http://scienceblogs.com/eruptions/2010/03/increasing_signs_of_activity_a.php

Increased seismic activity as in earth quakes or eruptions and excessive wind speeds and super storms that bring massive flooding.

http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2009/12/091224-north-pole-magnetic-russia-earth-core.html

when two magnetic fields are brought closer to each other what happens to the field intensity?

Maybe I'm wrong, I hope I am as I just got a new bike, but then again maybe I'm not?

As I said, time tells all tales!


 
Posted : 09/05/2010 2:17 pm
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He's at it again!

Ultimately that whole reel of text just wraps a fuzzy blanket around the existing laws of physics, nothing he's stated (as far as I can see, but I didn't read in much depth) is anything different to a paraphrased version of existing theory. Of course all stars and planets are, to some degree, aligned and related, it's called gravity and orbits. Yes, the suns activity affects the earth (not the other way round). Yes, quality bearings last a little longer... oh no, wrong thread. Magnetic flipping is not how the universe grows. You really are the king of "a little knowledge" aren't you!

Seriously, stay off the drugs. This sounds almost as much of a rambling as your youtube "how-to" videos!

Still, made me chuckle.


 
Posted : 09/05/2010 2:23 pm
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Just because YOU believe something doesn't necessarily mean it's true!
I believed in Santa Claus and guess what?

So just because others don't believe what you do doesn't make them idiots. Why don't you find a forum where you can throw all these theories around without upsetting the locals.

Or do some "research" and offer a theory for discussion with sources!

Personally I couldn't give a flying **** what you believe!

Thanks for the fun thread...

Jay


 
Posted : 09/05/2010 2:50 pm
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Upsetting the locals?

The locals don't need any prompting they're bloody upset all the time.

I happen to believe this is important, so I'm raising awareness of it!

Research is a good point though I'll look into it.

Good to meet you, ya little charmer!


 
Posted : 09/05/2010 2:58 pm
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Not sure why everyone is giving so much flac to kaesae - his theory is no more preposterous than that of evolution!


 
Posted : 09/05/2010 3:07 pm
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The magnetic pole has been switching around since forever. It jumps every few hundred thousand years ISTR.

Eruptions along the mid-Atlantic ridge? Spectacular to look at, but that's also been going on for as long as oceans have been forming on this planet. Plate tectonics innit.


 
Posted : 09/05/2010 3:22 pm
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his theory is no more preposterous than that of evolution!

Or Creationism...


 
Posted : 09/05/2010 3:52 pm
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A swift headbutt would sort this fella out. Tinternet bellend.

What, for being pretty entertaining? So, violence towards someone merely expressing their views is acceptable?

Tinternet hardman... 🙄

Carry on Kaesae. If it winds up the Twitchy Scrotums, it's got to be good value for money! 😀


 
Posted : 09/05/2010 3:55 pm
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The flipping of the poles is a universal phenomenon, it is the process by which all of those magnets or suns can be realignment simultaneously when it becomes necessary for them to do so

research/education/understanding of a recent non event news story.....

FAIL!!!

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Posted : 09/05/2010 3:58 pm
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If there's stellar re-alignment going on then perhaps here's the hand responsible:
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Posted : 09/05/2010 7:46 pm
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Have I got this right?
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Posted : 09/05/2010 7:48 pm
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All these theories are great, but seeing as I can't do a damn thing about them, I'll just get out and ride and hopefully the poles won't switch mid ride!
But if they do, when checking my compass, I'll just mag to grid get rid of 180 degrees 😆

Jay


 
Posted : 09/05/2010 8:10 pm
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I tell you what Flashy; I've needed realigning after a few too many Stellas..... 🙁


 
Posted : 09/05/2010 8:13 pm
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Evening.

I've been having more of my crazy thoughts.

As I said the earth must realign its self to the cosmos and to do this it must tilt on it's axis.

Which is what it appears to be trying to do!

http://www.breakingnewsandsport.com/chile-earthquake-knocked-earth-off-its-axis/6191050/

What if this and all the other large scale earth quakes are just signs that this event is drawing closer.

Look at it this way, if we are seeing an increase in massive earth quakes and eruptions and also extreme weather it's because there is pressure building under the earth’s crust.

The magnetic north is also moving,

http://news.nationalgeographic.co.uk/news/2009/12/091224-north-pole-magnetic-russia-earth-core.html

We can see from every day events that there is something happening under the earth’s crust.

Are we to believe that these events and climate change are not related? That the amount of energy that is being produced at the centre of the earth has no effect on weather patterns?

Some of the energy that the core of the earth gives off will be in the magnetic and electro magnetic spectrum, it will therefore have an effect on physical matter.

I want to investigate what's happening. Why let a bunch of government lackies tell us what's going on.

I know I'm a brain farting idiot but I'm still prepared to have a go at finding out.

We all know that something is happening, I will stop mucking about and investigate this, for once single track will you work together to see what we can find out?


 
Posted : 10/05/2010 8:29 pm
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Maybe the bearings under the Earth's tectonic plates are the wrong type, they no longer move freely, and this is causing the earthquakes you believe are a sign that the world is ending. This is your area Kaesae - discuss.


 
Posted : 10/05/2010 8:48 pm
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asdfhjkl

The world isn't ending, this is simply a cycle that the earth goes through on a regular basis.

Since you like questions, here's one for you!

Do you believe that our ancestors sat around for 120,000 years or there about doing nothing?

http://www.mikedust.com/history/cromagnon.html

A long time ago the Greeks where playing about with steam power for their larger temple doors.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hero_of_Alexandria

description of an ancient text from just after JC popped his cloggs of the invention of steam power.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ancient_Greek_technology

http://library.thinkquest.org/C006011/english/sites/steam_first_experiments.php3?v=2

But conventional thinking tells us that humanity sat about for 120,000 years doing nothing? the Egyptians where far more advanced than the Greeks and who ever built the pyramids at Giza had technology we do not posses today.

Three things could have stopped humanity in its tracks

1) a massive war between us and the cromagnon
http://www.mikedust.com/history/cromagnon.html unlikely though possible.

2) disease or plague, likely and possible but still 120,000 years? looking at the current increase in population I don't think this is the case.

3) A naturally occuring cycle that causes massive disruption to the surface of the earth. I believe this is what is happening and that is why our ancestors have left no trace of themselves by their deeds.

Our history is far too short and yet every civilized culture has developed some form of speech and writing.

Humanity will always strive and invent or improve, we would not sit about for 120,000 doing nothing, all of the ancient cultures speak and keep a record or the world flood.

http://www.nwcreation.net/noahlegends.html

http://www.buzzle.com/articles/flood-legends-massive-coincidence-or-distorted-history.html

Perhaps I am wrong, but at least I will try and I'm not afraid to voice my opinion.


 
Posted : 10/05/2010 11:08 pm
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I believed in Santa Claus and guess what?

🙁


 
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