What if you are in a same sex relationship? Thats ALOT of steak and meat
For some crazy reason she thought she could have steak too... Not with the amount of mustard she puts on it :-/ ouch!
Why steak though? Surely pineapple is where its at.
Surprised clintons don't have a card for such a day
Clever and funny. Well done that man.
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Casserole and cunnilingus day is 14 August, btw.
Hah, told my missus it was Steak and BJ day last night - her reply "how about Pork chops and a cuddle instead"
Bah...
Showed my wife this late last night when I got in from work and woke her up. Suggested it could be postponed till today! Can't show reply due to swear filter 🙁
I asked for the BJ... Steak and Broken Jaw day apparently!
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Arse! Late to the party again, does it work retrospectively and can I apply interest?
I casually dropped "Do you know what today is?" In to a conversation yesterday.
An eyebrow was raised.
Tuna steak and salad for tea. (Well all hope is not lost, I thought. It's still a steak)
Then on to "afters". *
* We've been married for 17 years. What do you think happened? As far as cuddles go, it wasn't all bad.
What if you are in a same sex relationship?
Burger and bum fun?
If you make things a 'day' then Shirley you're restricting to that 'day' when these things will happen. I mean 'pie day' 'steak and bj day' what's next 'going for a pint day'? 'Having a damn good dump day'?
If you do it right every day could be a 'day'... even casserole and cunnilingus day..
@ khani
So are you suggesting everyday should be steak and BJ day?
I like your thinking!
What a miserable lot some of your partners are. If i want a blowjob, i just ask for one. Often don't even have to ask.
Very strange.
Joe - Member
What a miserable lot some of your partners are. If i want a blowjob, i just ask for one. Often don't even have to ask.Very strange.
You are Ron Jeremy and I claim my £5.
[i]If i want a blowjob, i just ask for one.[/i]
*makes note not to sit next to Joe on a train*
lol @ wwaswas
If I want a bj I ask for one
So do I. Trouble is that by asking for a bj every time I want one, my wife doesn't realise I actually want one and instead thinks it's a mildly humorous tourettes tick.
So are you suggesting everyday should be steak and BJ day
Not exactly, you'd soon get sick of steak every day...
Which reminds me of an old joke, describe the worst BJ you've ever had?
Blooming marvellous!!...
