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Mathieu Bastareaud.
Jean Condom
or sponsors?
been to minor league ice hockey with the youngest tonight
Sheffield Scimitars beat Swindon Wildcats on penalties
but was sat behind the Wildcats and to be honest you need to be an ice hockey player and 6ft4" to have the logo [b][i]"in2pets"[/i][/b] below your name on your shirt
Randy Spangler
There is a skier with the surname W**k.
Stefan Kuntz played for Germany.
Vladimir Karpets.
Umpire Dickie Bird.
Mardi Fish....Tennis
Brian Gay - Golf
Feel more sorry for his caddy who has to walk round with a tabard with 'Gay' emblazened on the back
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Gregor ****a
lucious Pusey
rusty Lunt
Sorry rusty kuntz
Andrei Arshavin
Nicky Butt
NHL player, Radek Bonk.
Jack Russell?
Austin Healey - affectionately known by Leicester fans as Rover
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BoardinBob 😆
Bo Hamburger, cyclistist
The Watford footballer...Danny Shittu
Chuck Long - old American Football q/back. Maybe not silly, just apt?
Oh and Angel Rangel just makes me laugh for some reason, Swans player.
josh bender has gotta be one of the worst
Paul Dickov
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Bastian Schweinsteiger (of Bayern Munich and Germany Fame) sounds great to our ears, but his surname roughly translates as 'pig-mounter'. 😀
Austrian hurdler 😯 called Lichtenegger? is that allowed
wigan where looking at some south american footballer called "waldo ponce".
Dont know whether its an urban myth but a friend once reported to me that he was watching a woman called Fanny Schmelling compete in some sort of winter event on Eurosport
jenson button?
Friend Wood, 80s mtber
biker sherlock - street luge guy
Wayne ****lyn used to play for Reading.
Stefan Kuntz (pron. Coontz) was the subject of a great bit of commentary (Motty I think) - "And the German's have scored. Kuntz"
Which has just reminded me of another great Mottyism during Euro 96 - Spanish striker clear through on goal is thwarted by England's custodian bravely diving at his feet as he overran the ball...
"he was surprised by the sudden onrush of Seaman"
But still the best - lords groundsman Mike Hunt.
Pascal Poisson-late 80's early 90's roadie.
Can't remember his christian name but there's a [blank] Knees, another current(ish) roadie.
Two Austrian lugers...the Pfister brothers.
Footballers generally provide the best fodder
De Koch
Suker
Fuchs
Kuntz
Rafael Scheidt.
Shite by name, shite by nature would be most Celtic fans' view of Rafael - that is if they have any memory of the Brazilian defender at all.
Shite by name, shite by nature would be most Celtic fans' view of Rafael - that is if they have any memory of the Brazilian defender at all.
He's a million times better than their current back four 😉
Dont know whether its an urban myth but a friend once reported to me that he was watching a woman called Fanny Schmelling compete in some sort of winter event on Eurosport
Fanny Chmelar 😆
This had me in knots.
There is an identical thread running in bikeradar.com & someone was mentioning Paul Dickov, someone responded with the following
When I read it I was reminded of the classic Harry Redknapp interview...
Reporter - "Were you going to pull di Canio off at half time?"
'H' - "No, he got an orange just like everyone else!" Laughing
Fanny Chmelar
Gotta be a winner 🙂
Wolfgang Wolf - ex manager of Wolfsburg
Former Sunderland and West Brom player Bernt Haas. Known to team mates as 'Vindaloo' or 'Crispy Bum'. Poor sod. 😀
Buster Crabbe
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Dai Young (but clearly won't leave a good looking corpse).