[Closed] Speed Dating - come on STW, do your best/worst

"That last bird sitting there had great tits ..lovely pins and reckons that she bangs like a barn door in the wind ..can you improve on that ?"

Well the thread title did say do you worst too .. 😆

Surely if you can go to a bar and chat to women then the speed dating thing is kind of unnecessary

But the bar will have a lot of single women in it who are looking for a single man. It also gives you the ideal subject to start a conversation with.

You could always ask if she could recommend any car finance deals?

That'll be £500 for the advice please.

wiggles - Member

What if the only good thing about her is her tits?

"That's a lovely top you are wearing"

[quote=bigyinn ]That'll be £500 for the advice please.

+VAT

aracer - Member
bigyinn » That'll be £500 for the advice please.
+VAT

Thank God you picked up the ball on that one!

Does this blouse make me look VAT?

Bonus if you get a vegan.

But how would you know? 😆

No hoofing.

Tell her it’s your first time 🙂

A colleague of mine met her now husband speed dating, at the risk of posting something inapproproate she was a lovely girl and absolutely gorgeous. Good luck !

It’s all in the preparation. Take your time and make a lot of effort getting ready. You can never have too many pens in your pocket. Novelty socks - The Simpson’s or similar. Keys attached to belt with a mini-karabiner, Bluetooth earpiece and finish off the look with a wallet chain.

Don’t worry about speaking - women will be climbing over each other purely based on the above.

Wear this shirt (NSFW) 😆

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JoeG - Member
Wear this shirt (NSFW)

http://www.betterthanpants.com/white-penis-shirt-t-shirt.html#!

Haha! Genius.

And dodgy! 😀

you can order it with the "design" on the back 😯

Make sure you let them know the clinic has given you the all clear.

"You don't sweat much for a fat lass".

Wear a gold paperclip on your lapel and some orthopaedic shoes.

Take smelling salts to revive her when she swoons.

WOOF!

tell her you have 2 e bikes
that should do it

What about dating on speed?

Could make things more interesting and make the conversation easier 😆

JoeG - Member
Wear this shirt (NSFW)

http://www.betterthanpants.com/white-penis-shirt-t-shirt.html#!

I used to have that shirt, but had to stop wearing it as it gave me a dicky tummy.

dicky tummy

Well played. 🙂