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[Closed] So you're writing a new political comedy

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Could you top this for a plot


So, let me get this straight... the leader of the opposition campaigned to stay but secretly wanted to leave, so his party held a non-binding vote to shame him into resigning so someone else could lead the campaign to ignore the result of the non-binding referendum which many people now think was just angry people trying to shame politicians into seeing theyโ€™d all done nothing to help them.

Meanwhile, the man who campaigned to leave because he hoped losing would help him win the leadership of his party, accidentally won and ruined any chance of leading because the man who thought he couldnโ€™t lose, did - but resigned before actually doing the thing the vote had been about. The man whoโ€™d always thought heโ€™d lead next, campaigned so badly that everyone thought he was lying when he said the economy would crash - and he was, but it did, but heโ€™s not resigned, but, like the man who lost and the man who won, also now canโ€™t become leader. Which means the woman who quietly campaigned to stay but always said she wanted to leave is likely to become leader instead.

Which means she holds the same view as the leader of the opposition but for opposite reasons, but her partyโ€™s view of this view is the opposite of the oppositionโ€™s. And the opposition arenโ€™t yet opposing anything because the leader isnโ€™t listening to his party, who arenโ€™t listening to the country, who arenโ€™t listening to experts or possibly paying that much attention at all. However, none of their opponents actually want to be the one to do the thing that the vote was about, so thereโ€™s not yet anything actually on the table to oppose anyway. And if no one ever does do the thing that most people asked them to do, it will be undemocratic and if any one ever does do it, it will be awful.

Clear?


 
Posted : 30/06/2016 7:23 pm
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Saw that on Facebook yesterday. I think it's fair to say it made a few of the leave voters cross and a few of the remains took it a little too much like a factual report.

Reminds me of one of Humphrey's better monologues in Yes Minister.


 
Posted : 30/06/2016 9:07 pm
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So you're writing a new political comedy

I'd steer well clear of the UK/US at the moment ๐Ÿ˜‰


 
Posted : 01/07/2016 1:44 am