[Closed] So.... this unemployment lark - advice on staying sane please

Eeeeeee I remember spending 4 long months at leisure in 2003 beating myself senseless all day long

Rather frighteningly (for so many reasons), I mis-read this as:

Eeeeeee I remember spending 4 long months at a leisure [b]centre[/b] in 2003 beating myself senseless all day long

Eeeeeee I remember spending 4 long months at a leisure centre in 2003 beating myself senseless all day long

As a Life Guard? 😯

This is a bit 'icky' isn't he? 😆

isn't he?

Blimey it affected my eyesight more than I thought.

The job centre is a shite place. My advice is to go Japanese Salaryman style, with your best kit on. Still, the people behind the counter were bizarre. Standards of personal appearance were horrendous for some (stains on clothes etc.) and others were astonishingly rude.

Binners - seriously I work with them if you want advice re JC+ let me know it wont be beyond you to convince them you are trying ... I can let you know the tricks if you wish ...you have my e-mail.