You've eaten most of a cake and now have a scapegoat to take the fall. Win.
Best thread for ages. 😀
Two scapegoats here. Both pointing the sticky finger.
You should NOT have eaten more than 15 minutes.
(does anyone else use the Minutes System for dividing cakes and pies?)
Then he'd have had less cake, and the crime would still be completed by the husband.
Get the plate and box and lay a trail of the remaining crumbs to wherever the husband is sitting (probably best to wait until he leaves the room to avoid arousing suspicion).
I actually feel cheated out of your last bit of cake for you. Great post
Wait a minute! Now there's a goat involved as well?
*Calls police*
Your client is going to come home and go, "did you have a slice of that cake...?"
Correct response : "what cake?"
I actually got to just under 45 minutes (yes, me too Shibboleth) before hubby came home. When I get there on Monday morning, I'll blame him for eating 45 minutes worth. 🙂
i think you should have just stabbed it through the packaging and left the knife in at an angle. . .that would have really freaked them out
sorry forgot to add, . . . then scrawling the word HATE in the top of it . . .
It's started again. Different cake. This one's from a farm shop. Much nicer. 🙂
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EDIT: Thats how much I've been left!! I haven't already polished off half of it.
Paper plate because she doesn't trust you not to lick her crockery, and pre-cut because she doesn't trust you with a big knife.
She doesn't trust you, chubby. 😆
Different cake. This one's from a farm shop. Much nicer.
Cake snob! 😛
No, there's a knife there crikey...but smaller than Friday's bear-killer. To be fair, it came on a paper plate I think. I also noted that the slices have been pre-cut. 🙂 There's probably an unwritten message in that.
Hmm, am I supposed to be leaving cake for my builders?
Got bathroom fitters in, they've been here for 2 and half weeks, and hope to be finished this week.
So far I've been attempting to drown them in tea, but I haven't given them any cake?
Am I a bad customer?
Dave
DD - if you're only having 2 slices of that(*), have the ones on each end.
(*) who am I kidding? Start with the 2 ends, then one of the middle bits, then leave the last bit for hubby so you can blame him again.
We're thinking along the same lines thepurist! 😀
Make sure you only leave the smallest bit though!
By now I'd be well into feeling shame and guilt having eaten the whole thing
Where I'd have had to nip to the shop to buy an identical cake to make it look like I'd not eaten the whole thing.....
And of course
I'd have had to start eating the second cake to make it look like I'd actually eaten some of of course......
I had something similar to that last year when clients went on holiday PP! Took "help yourself to anything" a bit literally and ended up doing a big shop in sainsburys to replace everything on my last day before they came home. 🙂
