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And gone out for the day and said "help yourself". 😀

How much should I leave behind?!? 😕


 
Posted : 10/05/2013 10:30 am
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None, simple... 🙂


 
Posted : 10/05/2013 10:30 am
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I dunno.. what's the GI?


 
Posted : 10/05/2013 10:31 am
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Box, knife and plate.


 
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Currently at not very hungry PacMan 🙂

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Posted : 10/05/2013 10:34 am
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They didn't bake it themselves? What kind of frightful people do you have to deal with Bravissimo? Are they the lower orders?


 
Posted : 10/05/2013 10:35 am
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Another awkward moment 🙂


 
Posted : 10/05/2013 10:36 am
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Didn't take long to get to 75% left. 🙂

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Posted : 10/05/2013 10:36 am
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Is the knife to fight off bears?


 
Posted : 10/05/2013 10:37 am
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It is a bit overkill crikey tbf. 🙂


 
Posted : 10/05/2013 10:40 am
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A quarter done in 7 minutes so the lot should be gone inside half an hour, good work!


 
Posted : 10/05/2013 10:49 am
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That's either a mahoosive knife, or a tiny cake!


 
Posted : 10/05/2013 10:52 am
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Standard STW cake knife 🙂


 
Posted : 10/05/2013 10:54 am
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It is a small cake cheesy, yes. But it's also a massive knife. I'm going to cut the next slice by tossing the cake in the air and trying to get a piece before it drops.


 
Posted : 10/05/2013 10:54 am
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When I saw the second photo I thought, "yes, that seems about the right sized portion to take."


 
Posted : 10/05/2013 10:58 am
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Is that a Henckels?


 
Posted : 10/05/2013 10:59 am
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When I saw the second photo I thought, "yes, that seems about the right sized portion to take."

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Posted : 10/05/2013 11:01 am
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😀


 
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In an ideal world, she should come home and find you asleep on the sofa, dressed in her nightie, with jam and cream smeared all around your mouth and a trail of cake crumbs crushed into the soft furnishing.


 
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Is that a Henckels?

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It is indeed. Well spotted piemonster!


 
Posted : 10/05/2013 11:03 am
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😆 crikey.


 
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I'm going to cut the next slice by tossing the cake in the air and trying to get a piece before it drops.

Careful now 🙂


 
Posted : 10/05/2013 11:05 am
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Seems you are getting the sugar shakes in your last photo. You've had enough.


 
Posted : 10/05/2013 11:06 am
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Seems you are getting the sugar shakes in your last photo. You've had enough.

Fair point. There's only one thing for it. Try again.

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Posted : 10/05/2013 11:11 am
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You started on it 45 minutes ago and there's still cake left?

By now I'd be well into feeling shame and guilt having eaten the whole thing , I'd have got rid of the [s]evidence[/s] wrapping and and would be working out how to live off tap water for 3 days

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By now I'd be well into feeling shame and guilt having eaten the whole thing , I'd have got rid of the [s]evidence[/s] wrapping and and would be working out how to live off tap water for 3 days

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ahhh i see we have the same broken relationship with food 🙂

DD, if you haven't finished that thing off yet please post it over


 
Posted : 10/05/2013 11:33 am
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That knife needs a clean....


 
Posted : 10/05/2013 11:39 am
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It needs ice-cream.


 
Posted : 10/05/2013 11:43 am
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pah, shop bought "production line" cake is 'orrible.
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Posted : 10/05/2013 12:00 pm
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😆 at crikey and emsz! It does need ice cream though; or a pot of single cream.


 
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WTF... You need a knife!? Either that plate is enormous or the cake is small. 😐


 
Posted : 10/05/2013 1:08 pm
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The internerd tells me that this cake contains a mere 1366 calories.

Man up and finish it I say.


 
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I've gone past 50% now. 😐
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Posted : 10/05/2013 1:39 pm
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Your client is going to come home and go, "did you have a slice of that cake...?"


 
Posted : 10/05/2013 3:14 pm
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If you've past 50% you have to finish it, them's the rules. 😀


 
Posted : 10/05/2013 3:15 pm
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Client's husband came home and finished it 🙁 and is possibly blaming me for polishing the lot off now.


 
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Client's husband came home and finished it and is possibly blaming me for polishing the lot off now.

I'm sure I've seen a porno with that story line....


 
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The let the Client's fella take your food without putting up a fight?! Pfft

*shakes head*


 
Posted : 10/05/2013 3:21 pm
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i think you should have just stabbed it through the packaging and left the knife in at an angle. . .that would have really freaked them out


 
Posted : 10/05/2013 3:23 pm
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let the Client's fella take your food without putting up a fight?! Pfft

The other man may, just may, have been a bit bigger than DD.

😉


 
Posted : 10/05/2013 3:25 pm
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Was only a little cake. Good work.
Sorry, but i'd have been dunking that like a biscuit.


 
Posted : 10/05/2013 3:28 pm
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And possibly signing the cheque. 🙂


 
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dunking that like a biscuit.

Euphemism win! Oh, wait, you were talking about the cake.

Ah, I see. Sorry.


 
Posted : 10/05/2013 3:35 pm
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pah! forget the cake and get in the knicker drawer, like any self respecting tradesman would 😳


 
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