We are going to need more wet wipes. In fact I think a spade and hose might be amore suitable tool to clear that wedge.
To be cleverly abusive you first have to be clever.
That reminds me, shirt needs ironing. 🙂
We are going to need more wet wipes.
I take it my request for some originality fell on deaf ears?
That reminds me, shirt needs ironing.
And you've just used the adult equivalent of "I know you are but what am I?".
Can you not muster up just the tiniest amount of wit?
Perhaps instead of blundering after the wit, which may scare the wit off, try staying still and letting the wit slowly approach you.
The most common breed that bites people is the Labrador retriever.
Thats because its the most common breed.
I take it my request for some originality fell on deaf ears?
Tipper lorry and a fire hose?

Ooh the Big Hitting is strong on this thread!
The most common breed that bites people is the Labrador retriever.
Thats because its the most common breed.
I’d bet that for number of bites per breed it’s the ****ing chihuahua. I love dogs, but chihuahuas, as a whole, can go **** themselves.
Eh?
That old dog showed a level of cunning, calculation and practical joke skills rarely seen in most humans. If I’d have actually gone in the canal I’d have asked if I could adopt it.
Ooh the Big Hitting is strong on this thread!
Mclusky's "Gareth Brown Says" should be the forum's theme music.
