[url= http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/2009/jan/16/civil-liberties-sexual-health ]International Fetish Day today, it appears[/url]
I might go to the stationary cupboard and get all the pens pointing the right way.
Oh, fetish? I thought you mean OCD.
24hr butt-plug-athon
My legs are killing me.
Nasty, Stoner, nasty....
I've had an apple tied in my mouth all day. It's been a nightmare talking to customers on the phone- I just told them I had a cold.
Got my lycra on, but not going biking.
I decided to go for a Ecclestone special. I feel soiled, utterly soiled.
probably just with a plain old ****
Thought I'd lock my escort up and take a 15 month sabbatical...
Going to dismember each and every one of my colleagues, and then take a dump on their corpses. But then I was going to do that before I found out it was international fetish day
Hora, don't you mean Mosley?
Yes. Your right, Commandant Schmitt must have pounded it into me far far too hard 😕 8)
Im wearing my wifes knickers
Damn you CF - every time I see a thread title like that, I think Maggie has finally snuffed it.