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I'd like to have a fight with Bryan (with a ****ing "y") Ferry. I expect he's quite handy but I think I could take him.
celerities?
I would like to be assaulted by Sandra Bullock.
I wouldn't offer any resistance. I'd just take it.
Id cheerfully happy slap Bagpuss (and naturally record the event on my mobile for posterity and later police identification and press vilification)
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My god I'd fight dirty.
Id like Fiona Bruce to punch me, knock a couple of teeth out with a swift headbutt, then knee me in the bollocks, that way id feel more justifed in giving her a much needed slap
Can I use a cricket bat?
Oh, and after I'd beaten and killed Madeley (and eaten his brain to ingest his ultimate knowledge about everything), I'd give this bloke a good kicking. He really needs it.
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there's many celebs that I would like to take out some agression on.. but I don't wanna punch above my weight.. That little Ben character on Eastenders though.. I'd give him a good shoe-ing...