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If you're aged over 35 you'll remember the lyrics of this tune. Go on give it a try. ๐Ÿ˜‰

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Posted : 15/04/2016 6:05 pm
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Snooker loopy nuts are we
Him and them and them and me
We'll show you what we can do, with a load of balls and a snooker cue.
Pot the red and, screw back, to the yellow, green, brown, blue, pink and black,
Snooker loopy nuts are we,
we're all snooker.......u'loopy

All done from memory


 
Posted : 15/04/2016 6:16 pm
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Pot the red and screw back for the yellow, green, brown, blue, pink and black snooker loopy nuts are we we are snooker loopy.

Yes in my 40's


 
Posted : 15/04/2016 6:17 pm
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****ing earworm now! ๐Ÿ‘ฟ

47, btw


 
Posted : 15/04/2016 6:21 pm
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Hurricane wasn't allowed in The Matchroom Mob.

[url= http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/p03bv0t5/the-rack-pack ]The Rack Paco iPlayer[/url]


 
Posted : 15/04/2016 6:23 pm
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Now old Willy Thorne,
His hair's all gorn,
And his mates all take the rise.
His opponents said,
"Cover up 'is 'ed,
Cos it's shining in my eyes."

When the light shines down,
on his bare crown,
it's a cert he's gonna walk it.
It's just not fair,
giving off that glare,
"perhaps I aught to chalk it!"


 
Posted : 15/04/2016 7:00 pm
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Ok then smartarses - The Rubber Chicken Song if you please. I'll start you off...

It's the time of year, now that spring is in the air...


 
Posted : 15/04/2016 7:01 pm
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Him and them and them and me.

Me and him and them and me (I think)


 
Posted : 15/04/2016 7:02 pm
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That's how I remembered the points for the colours for many years.


 
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Ok then smartarses - The Rubber Chicken Song if you please. I'll start you off...

It's the time of year, now that spring is in the air...

When the two wet gits, with their girly curly hair.

(Probably best off avoiding the b-side, but I can probably recite that too.)


 
Posted : 15/04/2016 7:03 pm
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I think I know more of the B side than the RCS, but likewise, I am not going to even start ๐Ÿ™‚


 
Posted : 15/04/2016 7:05 pm
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That's how I remembered the points for the colours for many years.

I memorised the star signs in order thanks to the theme tune to some astrology-themed game show or other. Still stands me in good stead in pub quizzes.

"Capricorn, Aquarius,
Pisces, Aeries, Tau-au-rus.
Gemini,
Cancer.
Leo,
Virgo.
Libra, Scorpio,
Saaah-giii-ttaaaar-ii-uuussss!!"


 
Posted : 15/04/2016 7:06 pm
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Probably best off avoiding the b-side, but I can probably recite that too

I've Never met a nice South African ?

I can recite both, and the snooker one, but won't, else I'll be reciting them until Thursday.


 
Posted : 15/04/2016 7:18 pm
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Good point, well made.


 
Posted : 15/04/2016 7:21 pm
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I memorised the star signs in order thanks to the theme tune to some astrology-themed game show or other.

The Zodiac Game


 
Posted : 15/04/2016 8:41 pm
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Bollocks! Got the chicken song in my head.
Now I'll be humming it for weeks.


 
Posted : 15/04/2016 8:45 pm
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I see what you did there, and I like it.


 
Posted : 15/04/2016 8:53 pm
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Star Trekking across the universe,
Only going forwards, because we can't find reverse....


 
Posted : 15/04/2016 8:53 pm
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lol@the chicken song. I had completely forgotten about the existence of that song. Bring back spitting image, we need you know more than ever.


 
Posted : 15/04/2016 9:12 pm
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The Zodiac Game

Thank you, that would've bugged the crap out of me for days otherwise.


 
Posted : 15/04/2016 11:05 pm
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Star Trekking across the universe,
Only going forwards, because we can't find reverse....

Theeeerrrrss.... Klingons on the starboard bow...

Now I'll be humming it for weeks.

*applause* very good.


 
Posted : 15/04/2016 11:06 pm
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Ah, shaddup a you face ๐Ÿ˜‰


 
Posted : 15/04/2016 11:14 pm
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<pub trivia>
Kept Ultravox's "Vienna" off the Number One spot, that did.
</pub trivia>


 
Posted : 15/04/2016 11:15 pm