Surely nobody goes to the toilet with less than 75% battery these days? Always sit or stand into a public toilet. Don’t use urinals because the spray back onto trousers has to be sen to be believed.
Sit at night so no light needed.
This.
Can’t believe this is even a topic.. 🧟♂️🤘🤷♂️
Not actually sure when I last peed in the bog at home. I'm all about nipping outside for a nature wee. EDIT: Standing up, natch.
Another addition to this thread that I'm sure no one wanted to know. HTH.
I always sit down when at home, it is just more comfortable. When out and about I would go for the urinal though as need to spare the cubicles for those in greater need (as they are usually in less numbers than urinals.
I've collapsed a few times whilst weeing because of lowish blood pressure. The last time it happened my immune system went into shut down for a bit, I got a load of viruses and then post viral fatigue. The whole thing knocked me out for almost 6 months, so most of the time I sit at home. If I've been stood up for a while beforehand then I can use a urinal.
At work, always a sit down unless I’m in a hurry. Why waste the opportunity for a wee wee break. It where I make the bulk of my forum “contributions”
The splash back doesn’t bother me if I’m in a hurry. It’s not me that has to put up with me stinking of piss so not my problem.
I think we’ve all taken a dump standing up at some point in our lives. And probably will again.
I installed a home urinal in the downstairs loo, complete with aiming fly in the glaze. Check Laufen Casa urinal.
When i served my time, It was a misogynistic insult given to us "lady" electricians by the proper rufty tufty electricians. Ha.
I'm happy to stand or sit. After my double hernia op I found sitting a necessity!
The best designed piece of bathroom furniture for male stand up pissing by a country mile is the sink. At night flopping the hose over the rim is relaxing with no chance of error. And loads less effort than sitting and standing up with dodgy hips and knees.
Just don’t tell the wife.
Aside - it’s an unfortunate coincidence that older gentlemen seem to enjoy wearing beige walking Rohan style trousers and have the most erratic sprinkler attachments and post piss dribbling issues. Next time you are in a motorway service centre check out the state of your average oldie coming out of the gents.
I have never consciously sat down to piss (unless also having a crap). Ever.
it’s an unfortunate coincidence that older gentlemen seem to enjoy wearing beige walking Rohan style trousers and have the most erratic sprinkler attachments and post piss dribbling issues.
Gross 🤮
True thou.
I’ve never wear light trousers cos anything you drop on them makes you look like this, beer dribbles and ahem sink splash back when you wash your hands.
BTW how do you night sitters wash your hands in the dark then ?
I sit down a lot.
I don't think your bladder seems to empty as well as standing up. Pressure is not as good.
I would happily sit down to pee, but the end of my willy dangles in the water.
Pah, think you've got problems. Mine gets stuck in the U bend.
Always sit unless out in the woods or the hygiene of the toilet prevents it - studies have shown that the bladder doesn't empty fully when standing which can lead to prostate issues, plus it's just cleaner..
Ahem, a slight correction to my previous post. I have just been informed that perhaps my aim is not quite as good as I had previously thought. Oops.
Wait till you have had your prostate removed, a whole new perspective.... 😎
WTF is it with people who can't use urinals without pissing on their trousers?
Piss at an angle ffs! It's not hard! How can you have gotten so far in life and still not learned how to use a urinal without pissing on yourself?
These people must be the same sort of people whos minds are blown by people who go commando. "That's dirty! Don't you stain the inside of your jeans??!"
NO! I CAN WIPE MY ARSE! I LEARNED IT WHEN I WAS A KID. WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?!
Some people :rolleyes: 🙂
I bet the people who sit down for a piss are the people who have butter on warm sarnies.
Freaks
My 6 yo came downstairs this am and informed me (unprompted) that "I sat down daddy". Given that his pee was all over the back of the loo and the wall behind, he was either lying or he has a freakish anatomy. It was an unsuccessful attempt to head off the inevitable questions...
Maybe he sat down back to front?
After reading this thread, I thought I'd try sitting down for a 3am pee. Felt strange but I think I'm converted! Still learning at 33.
The angle of lob wouldn’t allow seated peeing most days. Shower cubicle is best 👍🏻
I was refitting the bathroom in a house many years ago, at the same time that work were stripping out one of the gents loos. So I (jokingly) hung one of the urinals on the wall in the bathroom. She was not impressed.
Back to the Ops question, depends on mood, location, time constraints. In the 80’s it was essential when Chino’s were derigeur.
Always sit at home or as a guest I’m not ashamed to say; an altogether more relaxed experience, but most importantly cleaner, too. It’s not about aim, it’s about secondary drippage (which it’s easy to not even be aware of) and micro rebound spray and atomisation. Those who think that all their pee ends up in the pan are dreaming tbh. And the family’s tooth brushes are stored 8’ away, it’s a no brainer tbh.
i do like a good striding pee outside though; simple standing al fresco pees are so passé 😉
At last, a thread that is quite literally a pissing contest!
Maybe he sat down back to front?
Had not considered that! I've now checked, he wasn't, but I wonder what would happen if I tried that. Could rest my copy of Singletrack on top of the cistern 👏
As per earlier reply, Friend also kept passing out stood up weeing in the night, Dr said it was due to low blood pressure from waking up and getting straight out of bed, he`s never had an incident since taking the brace position. I choose to sit at home as like to play Tetris on my old Gameboy.
My grandad whom I never met passed away of a heart attack on the toilet when he was 50 only meeting 1 of his 27 grand children, I often wonder if the above was a factor not thought about in 1960.
'I do like a good striding pee outside though'
Try that in the snow and you get your own Bridget Riley
totally sitzpinkler here 2 reasons first as the only male in Chez Trout I cannot blame anyone else for over spray .
2nd reason as a floor layer of over 40 years I don`t care how accurate you sharpshooters think you are just get your head behind the bog and smell the piss and I must have cuddled 1000s of toilets and most of em stink round the back .
one on thursday had rotted the floorboards so new ones in for a week and already piss stained before we fitted the flooring .
