Ok. Some I'm off on a first date on Thursday and she's got this idea that I have to complete some kind of challenge beforehand - the 'eating a doughnut without licking your lips' type-of-thing...
I think it'll be more fun if we turn this into a competition where we both have to complete the same challenge at the same time e.g. number of grapes we can fit into our mouths...
We'll be in a bar so it's got to be socially acceptable in a public place... and I'm not an exhibitionist!
Keep it clean!
First person to make the baby Jesus weep?
Have you lit your own farts before? I can think of no more dignified way of spending an evening, than competing to see who can fire the biggest jet of flames out of their arse
Neck a pint then see how much of the alphabet you can burp?
sounds a lovely girl , i suspect first base might not be achieved.
i prefer a cinema first time out.. its dark so no one will see you if the date resembles the rear of a red passenger carrying vehicle and you can leave discreetly half way through without been seen..on the other hand should the unbelivebale happen and the date turns out to be way out of your league you have an hour and a half before the lights come on before they will realise thier mistake..
sounds a lovely girl , i suspect first base might not be achieved.
i prefer a cinema first time out.. its dark so no one will see you if the date resembles the rear of a red passenger carrying vehicle and you can leave discreetly half way through without been seen..on the other hand should the unbelivebale happen and the date turns out to be way out of your league you have an hour and a half before the lights come on before they will realise thier mistake..
Times have changed. There was one very clear challenge on a first date when I was a lad.
thread bookmarket
Tell her you managed to **** 8 times over a picture of Sheryl Cole.
Recite Beowulf in full from memory in Old English.
People ask some odd things here, don't they?
"Eat a Cadbury's Flake in the style of a 1980's advert" ... you should provide the flake and download the soundtrack "only the crumbliest flakiest chocolate ..." - tutorials are available on youtube 8)
Test the gag reflex... deep throat a king size mars bar.
If she's telling you what to do on a first date it doesn't look promising for the future if you ask me.
Ping pong? Mechanical bull??
Tell her that the challenge is to last a first date with her after trying to turn the whole thing into some moronic version of the crystal maze. And that you'd rather go out with the bald bloke from the crystal maze.
[i] I have to complete some kind of challenge beforehand[/i]
so you have to do something odd before you meet up and then tell her how it went?
odd.
her mother/sister?
russian roulette with two shot glasses and a sachet of picolax?
Traditionally I believe you're supposed to slay a dragon or rescue a princess from a tower. Eating a doughnut seems a bit lame.
How about going dressed as your favourite Fast Show character? Hers is quite clearly...
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??? I don't know why but I always thought you were a girl. Odd.
russian roulette with two shot glasses and a sachet of picolax
which will provide a night which you both will remember forever ..
Find something like this- https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=coolcherrytrees.games.reactor&hl=en
Then try and win a second date from her.
messiah was winning but he's just been pipped at the post by mikewsmith in my book. Oh and +1 for bizarre thing to be doing on a first date - you're supposed to let the crazy out slowly once you have them hooked.
Clearly she enjoys something challenging, try your personality 😆
Mate, be careful. This doesn't sound like the ideal start to a relationship.... if you get to date 2 and there's a more significant challenge - RUN!
Odd.
5thElefant - Member
Times have changed. There was one very clear challenge on a first date when I was a lad.
why what did you try and put in your mouth?
??? I don't know why but I always thought you were a girl. Odd.
You're assuming the OP is a man just because the date is a woman? It's 2013, you know.
😉
If she's telling you what to do on a first date it doesn't look promising for the future if you ask me.
This.
What happened to going out for a drink and a chat and seeing if you have anything in common, why the need to 'jazz up' proceedings with challenges and the like. Will converastion be so sparse that she needs to create a talking point?
She sounds like a loon.
She sounds wacky, I'd give it three weeks before she morphed into the sort of girlfriend who would call you at two in the morning, drunk, to make sure you weren't with someone else. I think your challenge is to invent another girlfriend/dying relative quickly.
If you do take up any challenge you will have failed this test. Dont know what the test is? You've failed that test too.
Oooh, is it a GTFOOH (get the f out of here!) test, said in an Eddie Murphy style?
If you want a challenge I've a kitchen needs regrouting—your date'd be dead impressed 8)
miketually - MemberYou're assuming the OP is a man just because the date is a woman? It's 2013, you know.
No 😛 I checked his profile and I've not met any girls (as yet) called Bruce.
I have... 😉
😀 as a first name?
Balance two forks and a toothpick on the edge of a glass.( google it )
If it doesn't go well you can always [s]get the fork out of there[/s]leave .
I thought everyone from Australia was called Bruce. Including the girls.
I have...
as a first name?
I'm saying "yes" 🙂
Seeing who can drink the most.
/*creativity mode on*/
get a few feet of plastic tubing.
insert one end in your bumhole, the other in your mouth.
fart and breath out through your nose
light it.
ask her if she'd like a go (put the nasal furnace out first - talking with your nose on fire is just rude), offering her the end from your mouth (obviously not the bum end, that would be gross)
if she's not impressed, she'll never ask you to do another "challenge!"
if she is impressed, post on here and i'll get you something even better
A date challenge?
Find someone who isn't mad, or boring, or married!!
Both get dressed as penguins and see how many inflatable lobsters you can carry through a revolving door.
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get a few feet of plastic tubing.
insert one end in your bumhole, the other in your mouth.
fart and breath out through your nose
light it.
ask her if she'd like a go (put the nasal furnace out first - talking with your nose on fire is just rude), offering her the end from your mouth (obviously not the bum end, that would be gross)
Then this straight after
Both get dressed as penguins and see how many inflatable lobsters you can carry through a revolving door.
had me in tears and not in a dusty dadsnet way.
High maintenance. Walk away now.
