lovely....who wants a pint?
Oi ...your barred
my names on the list, . . i know the bouncer
Dress code?
Dress code is smart casual.
Any women?
Hey Mr DJ, can I have some Prodigy please?
And line up the slammers.......
singlecrack clues in the name
this ones on me...
No punctuation or correct grammar allowed...
wedding present?
"lost your love of life..." sounds like rock city on a thursday night in about 1992. I'm in for a snakebite and black
Kryton bit early for charlie or outer space.. voodoo people!
All I can picture is a middle school disco, but with middle aged men. 😯
Sailor jerry and coke
and some old skool hip hop here
Wysiwig I was thinking of Breathe.
*Dances to Wigfield*. Lets get it on!
Someone go in and pass me their shoes out through the loo window. Bouncer says I ain't coming in with these trainers. Oh and mine's a Malibu and lime.
and some old skool hip hop here
Aw yes. Straight outa Compton....
A club that plays breathe.. must be a rock joint..im out.
Kryton, I'm sure you got the sequence wrong the second time. Right, follow me now, here we go...
Pint of Creme de Menthe and stick some Black Flag on t'gramophone, please.
just had a word . . 'Kennedy' coming right up
Hi.I live next door.....TURN THE BLOODY MUSIC DOWN!!!
*tannoy message for Hora*
"Er Mr Hora, your mums at the door to take you home. Mr Binners, please leave Mrs Hora snr alone..."
😉
So, where's the totty then? *looks around*
EVERYONE BACK TO MINE, my girlfriends away*
*She's actually on her way home, hopefully after being stuck at Gatwick for 9 hours - I wouldn't remember that if i was drunk though
it's early . . .
... But not too early for jaeger bombs. Who's in? 😈
Someone go in and pass me their shoes out through the loo window. Bouncer says I ain't coming in with these trainers. Oh and mine's a Malibu and lime.
Would love to help but unfortunately I mistook the bouncer's 'speak to the hand' for an invitation to high five.
Er.... I'll ave a lager top. And yeh i left me ID in the car.
polo shirt, that's not quite a collar on the door, out of town bouncers!!!
Any chance of the DJ playing Into the Valley by the Skids?
thatchers vintage instead of magners, god bless you maggie!!
my turn-ups on my black trousers are full of flouresent fluff!!!
DJ, "Where's Me Jumper" please.
black v-neck bad idea, . .. never going to pull
Whathaveisaidnow - Member
my turn-ups on my black trousers are full of flouresent fluff!!!
That's nothing. You should see your dandruff. What [i]were[/i] you thinking wearing a dark shirt?!?
Happy Mondays Bezz guest appearance runs rife . . .
Where's Flashy? I want a dance.
fight in the girls bogs,friend caught up in mellee finds himself out on the street, . . it's okay, . . .it's only Dave!
Did you look at my beer?
no drinking on the dancefloor rule gets enforced
wallop - Member
Where's Flashy? I want a dance.
He's [s]banned[/s] barred.
sorry thats your beer? I thought it was a glass of pish.
Can I have a glass of cold milk, a packet of papers and Mudhoney on't jukebox please.
Hello love, you smell nice. How's yer arse for spots?
Def Leppard look alike's in corner drinking Newcastle brown ale (from the bottle),...bouncers keep close watch...
