Breakfast today.
Coffee
Bit of easteregg
Handful of winegums while the kettle boiled.
I have a mortgage yet I still can't manage a simple breakfast 😀
Still playing around on pushbikes.
Bit of easteregg
tbh, you need to address other parts of your life if you still have easter egg left over at this stage!
Nah, there's no need to grow up. Growing up is why the planet's borked. Growing old can GrTF though...
(I'm 44 and about to fetch our home made ramps out to play in the street on my DJ bike)
You think it's funny to pay a mate with online banking using the reference "Fraud".
Then have to spend half an hour going through automated menus, explaining your hilarious self and listening to anti-fraud advice from your bank.
🙁
I think farting is hilarious (41 years old next week)
You think it’s funny to pay a mate with online banking using the reference “Fraud”.
Then have to spend half an hour going through automated menus, explaining your hilarious self and listening to anti-fraud advice from your bank.
🙁
Haha. Try sending "NOT Bashar al-Assad" as the reference next time 😛
You think it’s funny to pay a mate with online banking using the reference “Fraud”.
Then have to spend half an hour going through automated menus, explaining your hilarious self and listening to anti-fraud advice from your bank.
🙁Haha. Try sending “NOT Bashar al-Assad” as the reference next time 😛
Thanks, I'm now severely tempted to use the reference "notfraud" next time I pay someone!
Their anti-fraud techniques are extremely advanced! (I changed the ref to 'Loan shark repayment' and it went through fine)
A friend of mine always marks payments into my account as "big rubber cock" or "anal lubes". He's 44.
You think it’s funny to pay a mate with online banking using the reference “Fraud”.
That's nothing, if sending my partner money I have used references such as anal bleaching, fletching etc
When I bought my Evil the cashier asked what to mark the transaction and without thinking I said 'For Evil Uprising'.
Didn't bat an eyelid.
Drawing a cock and balls on the inside of the shower screen...
Glad i'm not the only one, my go to payment reference is 'sex op fund'. Anyone allowed out to play later? I'm off to play with my mates on my bike in the local woods.
I’m off to play with my mates on my bike in the local woods.
..in the dark with torches.
When you get to choose a security question and you go for.....
”Who’s the black private dick, who’s a sex machine to all the chicks?”
Damn right.
When in a hotel room take a sachet of sugar from the little rack. Draw a cock n balls on it. Replace sachet in rack.
I'm 50.
Break in to a house,move two CDs,leave .
🙂
When in a hotel room take a sachet of sugar from the little rack. Draw a cock n balls on it. Replace sachet in rack.
Oooh!
I’ve done this but I write Cocaine on the white sugar and Heroin on the brown.
When you get to choose a security question and you go for...
Who the hell do you bank with that that's on the drop down list?
Earlier, in the van , I quite innocently pulled away a little sharpish as my wife was taking a swig from an oasis bottle. Resulting in her splashing it down herself. She accused me of doing it on purpose 🙄
I protested my innocence, but it fell on death ears. So next time I saw her lift the bottle to take a drink, I blipped the throttle. You know what happened next 😈
Who the hell do you bank with that that’s on the drop down list?
All of them - they are all out to "Shaft" you
Wanting a BMX in my late 20's.. and wearing anything from Sick! apparently.
When you tell the barista in Starbucks that your name is Costa so they need to write it on the cup.
“Yeah mate, I’m Greek”
When you still drink through a straw. (Unless you can’t hold a cup properly)
Please tell me its one of these
fletching
You are Robin Hood and I claim my 5 groats
When you still drink through a straw
...and you then spend at least 5 mins making really loud gurgly noises with the dregs of your drink
F that.
Never grow up, never slow down. 🙂
Shouting “Wams! Wams!” Every time I pass a field with baby sheeps in it. I’m 54.
On club rides, waiting quietly in the pack until a puddle appears on the trail and waiting till a suitable/serial victim is alongside it, then riding through it flat chat shouting "Puddle".
Sorry Sally.
At 40 years old I have refound my love of skids, particularly on my commute home. Put your weight forward, unweight the rear wheel, slam on the anchors and sliiiide.
Drew a cock and balls with added spurt on a vans windscreen the other evening. Its been dumped there for a month, so thought it fair game.
My son and I enjoy a good laugh at farting. Im only 47 this year.
On club rides, waiting quietly in the pack until a puddle appears on the trail and waiting till a suitable/serial victim is alongside it, then riding through it flat chat shouting “Puddle”.
Riding off with a clubmates bike they had left on the ground whilst stopping for a leak, always cheers me up.
Farting in the bath makes me convulse with laughter, made worse by my misses calling me a dirty bugger from the kitchen below.
Nope - not seen any signs yet. I shout "mint sauce" at sheep!
I am to go from childhood to second childhood without going thru adulthood in between
Discussing the merits of tie-dye spokes on your DJ bike with 12-year olds at the Co-op massive
Don't grow up, it's a trap......
I'm 36 and spend far too long looking at skateboards. I don't have kids and I wasn't a skateboarder in my teens but it looks fun. What could possibly go wrong!?!
MrsGastro thinks I'm really 8 years old. It's a fair assessment. I laugh when I fart, cheer when a waiter drops stuff in a restaurant and my favourite way to end a ride is with a big skid.
I don't have any plans to grow up. It looks really boring.
I changed my missus name on her delivery of sports equipment to
The spack tard. When they called to check the delivery address with her. I almost wet myself
Or I ordered something on her account n changed the name to whatamuff n sent it to my neighbours.
I'm 36
I've been trying to work out exactly which fields I have to cross to get a perfect cock and balls drawn onto Strava whilst out running
@daffy you're way behind the curve
https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2014/aug/06/runner-nike-san-francisco-penis
Way ahead of you there. There are at least 3 cock n balls segements that I've created.
https://www.strava.com/segments/7248305
Probably [url= https://singletrackworld.com/forum/topic/have-we-done-fat-and-slow-marathon-runners-yet/#post-10607461 ]this[/url] too. But I ain't gonna!
