sipder ID help

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Noble False Widow according to Google Lens

Where's roper when you need him?

False widow spider probs....

NHM.AC.UK "https://www.nhm.ac.uk/discover/how-dangerous-are-false-widow-spiders.html"

How dangerous are false widow spiders? | Natural History Museum

Every autumn there are reports of spiders becoming uninvited guests in homes across the UK. Find out what false widows look like, which species can be easily confused and whether you should worry.

So someone got the photo on lol thanks.
I've seen a few false widows but that's the biggest I've seen the size put me off IDing it as one.
It's in the shed now.

Not seen one around the house or garden yet, although I did find one once behind a rinsing bath at a place I used to work at. I evicted it because I didn’t want to find out if I was among those particularly sensitive to their bite! I hadn’t realised there are six different species here in the U.K…

NHM.AC.UK "https://www.nhm.ac.uk/take-part/identify-nature/spiders-in-your-home/false-widow-spiders.html"

Identifying false widow spiders | Natural History Museum

A guide to the four most common species of false widow spiders found in UK homes.

Looks like a Large House Spider to me..

Incey Wincey?

No we called it Dave. And it's still in the shed happily chilling on a bleach bottle.

...happily chilling chewing on a bleach bottle

Pah, call that a spider. Much bigger guard dog spiders in my garage protecting the bikes.