Shut it fatty.
We had a run in with a grumpy old sod (looks & sounds like Colonel K from Dangermouse) who thinks he owns the local woods t'other week. He waved his walking stick at us and bellowed "STOP!" All I managed was to shout HAMMERTIME! over my shoulder as we passed by.
Never been able to think of a suitable response before but was quite pleased with that one. 🙂
Why don't you throw one of the logs through her window with the message "love from friends of the earth" 😀
I'm near Glasgow
You get static off walkers up here? You do realise that they are talking complete nonsense, right?
I mostly only ever get crap off dog walkers while in Mugdock park, usually when using one of the main paths to connect trails together. This is despite being unfailingly considerate of them.
Tell her that you bought the land and she is trespassing.
Never had any issue with walkers.... or dog walkers, or in fact doggers.... (Mugdock East Car Park, sunset most days - so they say!)
Worst thread revival ever!
Did it take a month to come up with this one?
Shut it fatty.
Sara got stopped by a old bloke last year along a stretch of path by a river (it was a footpath). In the end she asked him whether or not he'd ever been fisted.
That could have ended very badly...
"I see you have small hands! Well I'm game if you are..."
