That P45 incident was utterly sublime.
Shocking cough. I'm sure Richard Branson could get her an appointment with the soon to be privatised GP service.
Is she going for the Thatcher look, then - or prelude to a blue rinse maybe ?Someone get her some H2o2 quick!
Bob Flemming... genius. well played sir. gagging on Johnson's johnson perhaps..
oh gosh this is funny
Rudd making the brexidiots stand for Mays applause...
https://twitter.com/hansmollman/status/915538567396503552
all this BS about building homes yet again but nothing on the scam of leasehold extortion? what about me and millions of others in a first time new build home now burdened with this criminal system? no ****s given? Pull your finger out of your arse May and get it sorted cheers.
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What's this 'British Dream' lark, she's banging on about?
Is it like the American Dream but with added self-loathing, and a desire for quiet mediocrity
"Total Tax to Date: Ask Phillip"
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The workshop of the world,shes clutching at straws with that one don't think anyone will take that away from China...
I'm beginning to feel sorry for her. After everything that's happened recently, then being expected to perform a speech whilst ill, and then being humiliated by a prankster, she'd have been perfectly within her rights to say 'f*** this! I'm off, you lot sort yourselves out'. And she probably would have won a lot of sympathy as a result.
ITYM "everything she's done recently"
[i]I'm beginning to feel sorry for her.[/i]
That's the last thing I'd feel for a home secretary who behaved how she did, who cynically switched sides on Brexit for the sake of her career.
Now the 'F' has fallen off the wall!
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Letter fallen off the backdrop behind May now
this is what success feels like. leave her to bask in it.
[i]this is what success feels like. leave her to bask in it. [/i]
she ucking deserves it.
this is not photoshopped...
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F off!
Indicative of Tory policy.
[quote=wwaswas ]this is not photoshopped...
Please tell me the 'O' went before the 'U'
another letter dropped off
Theresa May drops an E live on stage, epic
https://twitter.com/Telegraph/status/915545962822676480
The guy who delivered the P45 is awesome, I could watch him giving the thumbs up all day. The most british protest ever
The Torries were already struggling to handle their youth vote collapse and counter the online rise of Momentum etc.
That speech just set a benchmark for incompetence and has gifted them memes & gifs for teh rest of this governments term....
The Tory Canyon?
Was that the F-bomb she dropped?
mnishambles rumbles on
eton george has tweeted
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I don't feel sorry for her, not one damn bit.
People have died as a result of the benefits sanction system that has been in place on her watch, while chest-thumping big beasts of the party keep on extolling the virtues of cutting public spending and turning post-Brexit Britain into a tax haven utopia for the world's crooks.
She could have changed it all at a stroke of a pen.
kimbers - Memberoh gosh this is funny
Rudd making the brexidiots stand for Mays applause...
One of the people commenting on this tweet, must be a STW forum user:
Kully Samrah? @KullySamrah · 2hReplying to @hansmollman
Boris warned there could be no pudding later.
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TWitter is ****g brilliant this afternoon
Evening Standard is going to be amusing tonight
Earlier today a man was detained by conference security during the prime minister’s speech.
Officers attended and the man was arrested to prevent a breach of the peace and was released a short time later.
The man had legitimate accreditation which granted him access to the conference site.
In light of this we will be reviewing the accreditation process with the Conservative party.
Even with accreditation, everyone at the conference goes through airport-style searches before being allowed entry to the site.
maybe boris did let him in!
Assuming it was G4S that did the security
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Image on her bracelet is Frida Kahlo, a member of the Communist party who dated Trotsky.
It's like a kid buying a Ramones t-shirt never having heard of them. One hopes.
Jeremy Vine has tweeted...
Tech troubles during Theresa May speech reminiscent of Thatcher's 1990 conference speech when microphones failed. She was gone 6 weeks later
It's like a kid buying a Ramones t-shirt never having heard of them.
More like the time Jamie Oliver hosted one of his programmes in a Tamil Tigers T-shirt, as he liked the design, and thought they were an American Football team 😆
She is utterly useless and the quicker the Tory party put her and everyone else out of their misery the better. Although no thanks to Boris, Rees-Moog or any of the other loonies taking the reigns. There must be someone in the 316 they've got sitting in Parliament who has some kind of common sense and ideas.
i imagine the 1922 committee are meeting as we type with the general theme being "WTF", "We can't go on like this" , "Laughing stock", "Useless", "Inept"....
She is utterly useless and the quicker the Tory party put her and everyone else out of their misery the better.
No chance of that. She's been designated as the can-carrier for the upcoming car crash/Will of the People as penance for her electoral debacle. She's a hostage until then.
It's telling just how stupid Boris actually is that he's the only one in the entire party who hasn't yet cottoned on to this, and actually wants the job. Nobody else would touch it with a barge-poll. Rees Mogg ran a bloody mile when he realised they were actually serious about putting him forward
She is utterly useless and the quicker the Tory party put her and everyone else out of their misery the better.
The problem is finding a successor. I wonder if Nick Clegg or David Milliband could be persuaded to join the Tory Party? 🙂
. Although no thanks to Boris, Rees-Moog or any of the other loonies taking the reigns.
These guys have seriously undermined her and seriously damaged the Tories credibility
it probably was the plan, but this is becoming a political car crash of biblical proportions and will taint the tory party, with any luck, for years.
These guys have seriously undermined her and seriously damaged the Tories credibility
Its been fascinating how quickly May and Corbyn have switched places in terms of the only reason a particular MP hasnt put a knife in the back is because the back is already full up.
It's telling just how stupid Boris actually is that he's the only one in the entire party who hasn't yet cottoned on to this, and actually wants the job
I am not sure he does at the moment. I think it is more he wants pushing to the outskirts of the decision making so can avoid all blame and make a triumphal return once things have stabilised a bit.
I am not sure he does at the moment. I think it is more he wants pushing to the outskirts of the decision making so can avoid all blame and make a triumphal return once things have stabilised a bit.
The MPs don't want him. He's the Tory Corbyn, he'll never lead the party.
Its been fascinating how quickly May and Corbyn have switched places in terms of the only reason a particular MP hasnt put a knife in the back is because the back is already full up.
Since JC lowered the parliamentary threshold for nominating a leader there's no point in removing him. It's over. He's won.
