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Peterfile, very much enjoyed your post, but unfortunately you are wrong. As a male of the more 'hirsute' persuasion, I resent this. However, plenty of chicks still dig a hairy chest, surprisingly...


 
Posted : 19/09/2011 10:21 pm
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There's something wrong with that first girls waist ๐Ÿ˜ฏ

As a non-shaver, I'm intrigued as to how the 'unsighted areas' are negotiated without a blood bath. Do partners help out? And yes, I'm trying very hard NOT to visualise it!


 
Posted : 19/09/2011 10:29 pm
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Not as often as I should!


 
Posted : 19/09/2011 10:29 pm
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There's something wrong with that first girls waist

Like having a smaller circumference than that of her thighs? I thought so too. Nice thighs tho.


 
Posted : 19/09/2011 10:34 pm
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As a non-shaver, I'm intrigued as to how the 'unsighted areas' are negotiated without a blood bath. Do partners help out? And yes, I'm trying very hard NOT to visualise it!

It's not hard, unless you're really fat/unflexible.

Also, most of the girls I've met like it. Really like it.


 
Posted : 19/09/2011 10:35 pm
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Now I'm visualising ๐Ÿ˜›

Edit: that was typed before Realmans post unfortunately ๐Ÿ™


 
Posted : 19/09/2011 10:35 pm
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Cream that dissolves hairs in 3 minutes? Interesting..


 
Posted : 19/09/2011 10:39 pm
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what about waxing/shaving the arms?
Rode with somebody the other week who had abnormally hairless arms that matched his legs .... Is this normal in the roady world?


 
Posted : 19/09/2011 11:21 pm
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Don't mind, even quite like shaved/ waxed legs on a bloke, but find anything else shaved a bit "german porno star" and icky.


 
Posted : 19/09/2011 11:36 pm
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icky? scratchy!


 
Posted : 20/09/2011 12:16 am
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Not normally but yeah when I am gearing up to do a long race - various reasons - i get massaged weekly and its bluddy sore with hairy legs and also on v long expedition races (6+days non stop)i'll end up using a lot of tape normally inc duct tape and it's much easier to get off shaved legs. I apply trimmage to other areas where required for aesthetic reasons. Then i let it all grow back.


 
Posted : 20/09/2011 5:54 am
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excuse my ignorance but why do you put duct tape on your legs?


 
Posted : 20/09/2011 6:14 am
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Anyone noticed the irony of the OP's name and the thread?

I think hair's there to tell you where the fun is (apart from armpits, unless you like a bit o' pit).

If you must, maybe blend the groin/thigh area with either a fade, lightning bolts or an intricate lacework pattern? Or spend your time money and effort on something more constructive ๐Ÿ˜† unless of course you have serious competition to consider...then prune ahead!

It's like team jerseys to me.


 
Posted : 20/09/2011 7:14 am
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LOL @ Herman... how do I get my username changed?


 
Posted : 20/09/2011 8:42 am
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ladies... contain your orgasms

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Posted : 20/09/2011 8:57 am
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I tried that Veet hair removal cream once. Living in my 1st ever flat, got a job interview and didn't own an iron for my shirt, so went round my parent's house to borrow theirs.

Whilst there, I glanced in the mirror and thought, "I could do with a shave". Sadly, my stepdad has a beard and wee brother was too young to shave. I did find a bottle of my mum's Veet though. Followed the instructions to the letter, liberally applied it all over my face, sat back and waited for it to do its stuff, glibly wondering why all blokes didn't use this stuff.

I know now - bright red, very itchy face and throat, the odd bald patch in my stubble. Panicking, I reapplied the cream with an eye on the clock, which obviously just made things much, much worse.

Didn't get the job ๐Ÿ™


 
Posted : 20/09/2011 9:05 am
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Lol - I have wondered why everyone didn't just use those creams (rather than wax/shave), I figured it was either cost or they give you a rash


 
Posted : 20/09/2011 9:27 am
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Phil, how hairy do you have to be to shave hearts into your chest hair. LOL!!

Although I could admit to interesting erm...topiary a while back on Valentines Day ๐Ÿ˜ณ


 
Posted : 20/09/2011 9:47 am
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luckily that's not me, one can only dream of being so sexy ๐Ÿ™


 
Posted : 20/09/2011 9:48 am
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I've seen pictures of you Phil, you're much sexier. 8)


 
Posted : 20/09/2011 9:53 am
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As a single man, I find women are fascinated by my shaved legs. On several occasions I've been told it was almost like sleeping with a woman...

Which is a perfect opportunity to shoehorn something like "Well, you seemed to enjoy it, perhaps your friend/sister/mother/daughter (delete as appropriate) would like to join us..." into the conversation. ๐Ÿ˜‰


 
Posted : 20/09/2011 10:02 am
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On several occasions I've been told it was almost like sleeping with a woman...

did little shibby not want to come out and play? ๐Ÿ˜‰

why thank you emsz, if i ever get a sex change you'll be first on my list (after Natalie Portman, Mila Klunis, Isla Fisher and Rachel McAdams... unless you'd like to join us?)


 
Posted : 20/09/2011 10:16 am
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[i]you'll be first on my list [/i]

*looks about nervously*

For what?


 
Posted : 20/09/2011 10:19 am
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well if i were to become a lady I'd of course want to go on a crazy lesbian orgy mission of course! i'm assuming the ladies mentioned will all want to have lots of lesbian encounters with me ๐Ÿ˜†

just thought i'd offer you a chance to get in on the action, unless my list displeases you? in which case i think you have bad taste and calling me sexy has less value ๐Ÿ˜›


 
Posted : 20/09/2011 10:24 am
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I seem to post this link on most "leg shaving" threads, so i'll post it here:
http://www.bikeradar.com/road/news/article/humour-leg-shaving-advice-for-cyclists-14792


 
Posted : 20/09/2011 10:30 am
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Ah obviously 8) ...soz I'm a one woman kinda girl, I can however (once you've changed into a girl) introduce you to some other girls who'd enjoy [s]hurting, humiliating, using you for their own weird needs [/s] your company.

You do know that Mila does the voice for Meg Griffin, right? sort of puts me off. LOL


 
Posted : 20/09/2011 10:47 am
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she does indeed, her character wasn't overly desirable when she was in 'that 70s show' either... but mrsconsequence likes her so i've gotta include her in the list ๐Ÿ˜€


 
Posted : 20/09/2011 10:53 am
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On several occasions I've been told it was almost like sleeping with a woman...

did little shibby not want to come out and play?

Ha! and *nausea* at the same time

Mrsconsequence not on Phils top lady orgy list? Um, I'm telling


 
Posted : 20/09/2011 11:00 am
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Posted : 20/09/2011 11:07 am
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did little shibby not want to come out and play?

I tucked Little Shibby between my thighs and squealed "D'ya think I'm purty?" ๐Ÿ˜‰


 
Posted : 20/09/2011 11:18 am
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I shave my legs and have done for years, since I started (slightly seriously) racing triathlon and road racing.
You can't turn up at a road race with hairy legs, it's just not the done thing ๐Ÿ™‚


 
Posted : 20/09/2011 11:34 am
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You can't turn up at a road race with hairy legs, it's just not the done thing

+1


 
Posted : 20/09/2011 11:50 am
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I've seen people told off by race organisers for sporting hairy legs. I suppose it's their responsibility to minimise all aspects of risk, and shaven legs make far less mess when you pick up a bit of gravel rash...


 
Posted : 20/09/2011 11:54 am
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I can't imagine being told off for it, but in every possible way, it's just not cricket!


 
Posted : 20/09/2011 12:21 pm
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Rule #33
/ Shave your guns.

Legs are to be carefully shaved at all times. If, for some reason, your legs are to be left hairy, make sure you can dish out plenty of hurt to shaved riders, or be considered a hippie douche on your way to a Critical Mass. Whether you use a straight razor or a Bowie knife, use Baxter to keep them smooth.


 
Posted : 20/09/2011 12:30 pm
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I suppose it's their responsibility to minimise all aspects of risk, and shaven legs make far less mess when you pick up a bit of gravel rash.

Risk in not shaving your legs ๐Ÿ˜€ ๐Ÿ˜€

I guess you do your arms to reduce a similar risk?


 
Posted : 20/09/2011 12:31 pm
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I've only really had gravel rash on the outsides of my calves and thighs - probably because you often go don clipped in so you can't move your legs.

I know from my own experience, shaved leg gravel rash tends to heal in a few days, hairy leg gravel rash takes longer, goes manky and itches like hell.

Just my own experience, you'll probably be able to dissect, over-analyse, and tell me I imagined the whole thing. ๐Ÿ™„


 
Posted : 20/09/2011 12:37 pm
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