Can't believe we're three pages in and no one has suggested that it might have been a cat burglar.
Tabby Honest, I'm lapping this up
*applauds* bbsbloke
No, THIS is a cat ass trophy:
What happened to Hols1? (Hols One- shit font forum) Did they 'go for a long drink' as well?
It's left me catatonic after Hols2 contribution.
My grandfather was odd jobs man at a B&B. Tasked with taking the mean old tom on a one-way trip to the vets, he instead took it to explore the bottom of the Leeds-Liverpool Canal assisted by a sack and a couple of bricks, trousering the vet's fee. Got back to the B&B to find the wet cat had beaten him to it. The end.
To the OP: on whether it's tabby or not tabby with talking to the neighbors, I'm with the 'you've no idea how mad people can be' crowd. There's nowt in it for you to help them see reality, and you're unlikely to succeed.
Hols2
you sir are a ****.
Jesus Hols that’s a category one crime right there. A bit psycatic. You should have dressed as Lion-o and fought it instead of drowning it.
I love it on here, great story hols. Does that cat crawl through your nightmares.
Anyone else got a 'Well.. when I killed a cat story to add'?
I’m surprised nobody’s been posting up the various suggestions from [i]101 Uses For A Dead Cat[/i]
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At least he didn’t get it stuffed and mounted on a nice piece of polished hardwood with a little engraved brass plaque.
if you mounted it 'tail out' it would make a handy place to hang your tea towel.
That last one looks suspiciously like a kangaroo...
Great...it turns out. .... im evil . thanks hols. Just spent the past 10 mins laughing my balls off at this thread. Most unhinged STW thread ever, it reads like Spike Milligans war diaries