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So, um, how hard is it to stop swearing?

Do you think it would reduce stress?

I don't mean just using other words in the same way though, like "flip", or such. I did it once, years ago, and I seem to remember it calmed me down.

Any thoughts? (not sweary ones)


 
Posted : 21/03/2016 11:01 pm
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I don't find it difficult not to swear in shops. I find shops very stressful, can't see swearing changing that.


 
Posted : 21/03/2016 11:04 pm
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How much are you offering - I can do you a ****ing cockwomble for a fiver or **** nugget **** at ten (both for 12.50)


 
Posted : 21/03/2016 11:10 pm
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I'm scottish, we're like sharks, if we stop swearing we die.


 
Posted : 21/03/2016 11:46 pm
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We don't swear ...

We swear at other people ...


 
Posted : 21/03/2016 11:49 pm
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Im pretty sure that swearing has been shown to reduce acute stress I believe.


 
Posted : 21/03/2016 11:49 pm
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Take a vowel off silence.


 
Posted : 21/03/2016 11:50 pm
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My local co-op has an offer on, five ****-badgers for the price of one belmlord.


 
Posted : 21/03/2016 11:52 pm
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Take a vowel off silence.

Silenc
Slence
Silnce

Nope. Beats me.


 
Posted : 21/03/2016 11:52 pm
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I swear in shops a lot.
Where the * is it?
* people, shift your arse
How much?
* that
FFS have your purse ready!
It s a shop not a ******* playground.

I'm glad I'm not the only one.


 
Posted : 22/03/2016 12:07 am
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I'm scottish, we're like sharks, if we stop swearing we die.

http://www.belfasttelegraph.co.uk/entertainment/news/guests-accent-was-so-strong-jeremy-kyle-show-didnt-realise-she-was-swearing-34559613.html


 
Posted : 22/03/2016 12:09 am
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sirromj Ah the famous owel of silence


 
Posted : 22/03/2016 2:15 am
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So, um, how hard is it to stop swearing?

Do you think it would reduce stress?

For me, it's not "stopping swearing" that's important, it's recognising that I'm building up frustrations that mean that I'm likely to swear.

The only thing you can control is how you react to things that are out of your control. Or some such vague hippy-ism.

Ultimately, a lot of swearing is a symptom of frustrated and angry patterns of thought. You can train yourself not to fall into those patterns. And that does help.

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Posted : 22/03/2016 5:15 am
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I don't think swearing is swearing for some people, it's punctuation, much like an 'ummmm' or 'errr' between words, an unconscious gap-filler.

I quite often ask guests if they'd like a cup of f****** tea.

But yes, I try not to swear in Debenhams.


 
Posted : 22/03/2016 5:39 am
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What you need is a swear filter, it simply translates your foul potty mouth to a dribble of spit
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Posted : 22/03/2016 5:50 am
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Why do you have a gimped-up dummy's head in your home?


 
Posted : 22/03/2016 6:07 am
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Who doesn't

This was office attire ๐Ÿ˜‰
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Posted : 22/03/2016 6:13 am
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I think.its just what your used too if you work in a factory building site etc its just normal every day conversation a posh office less so, maybe?

I hate ****ing shopping though ๐Ÿ™‚


 
Posted : 22/03/2016 7:08 am
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Some good responses!

Interesting stuff.

I'll try the vague hippy-ism and consider the other input, including a vow of silence ๐Ÿ˜‰


 
Posted : 22/03/2016 8:10 am