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I win.
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Posted : 16/03/2017 11:14 am
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This was actually a workshop you attended??


 
Posted : 16/03/2017 11:15 am
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Judging by that quote, you appear to be attending a Mediocrity Workshop.


 
Posted : 16/03/2017 11:16 am
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That Anthony Robbins quote only works until so many people have copied the first, creative, one that the currency in the original idea has been completely devalued.

As happens in the world of social media in the span of about 20 minutes.


 
Posted : 16/03/2017 11:16 am
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Posted : 16/03/2017 11:18 am
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12 minutes til kick off.
The room is electric with excitement.


 
Posted : 16/03/2017 11:18 am
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Just like Uber have done with driverless cars?


 
Posted : 16/03/2017 11:19 am
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Stoner, that is a thing of beauty.


 
Posted : 16/03/2017 11:21 am
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12 minutes til kick off.

Give me your phone number - I'll call you for a "family emergency"


 
Posted : 16/03/2017 11:21 am
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Do people seriously charge money for this tripe?


 
Posted : 16/03/2017 11:21 am
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There are so many words on Stoner's poster, above, that I will start introducing into my own vocabulary this very minute.


 
Posted : 16/03/2017 11:21 am
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Stoner > thanks for that. My spleen has just climbed up my throat and throttled me out of my own misery.


 
Posted : 16/03/2017 11:22 am
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zippykona, if it makes your day any better, you should know that you've certainly improved ours! ๐Ÿ˜†


 
Posted : 16/03/2017 11:23 am
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I also win
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Posted : 16/03/2017 11:23 am
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Some top quality stuff here - https://ivankatrump.com/category/wise-words/


 
Posted : 16/03/2017 11:23 am
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Stoner, that is amazing.


 
Posted : 16/03/2017 11:23 am
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Stoner - you need to add the context of the original tweet ๐Ÿ˜‰

OP - I guess the presenter was just copying someone elses way of making money from one day seminars?


 
Posted : 16/03/2017 11:23 am
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The more I look at it, the more I think Poe's Law applies here. "Improvulence"? Dafuq?


 
Posted : 16/03/2017 11:23 am
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Every time I read "Ivanka Trump" I think, yes, she probably does.


 
Posted : 16/03/2017 11:24 am
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๐Ÿ˜‰

indeed wwaswas

https://twitter.com/JasonHazeley/status/842036858217484289


 
Posted : 16/03/2017 11:26 am
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Stoner, you really should reference your sources

https://twitter.com/JasonHazeley/status/842036858217484289
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but it is a thing of awesomeness. The pentagonal hexagon of aims is inspired. Even better is the tweeter who goes 'but it's a pentagon' - whoosh!


 
Posted : 16/03/2017 11:26 am
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LOL at Stoners pic of the 'Hexagon'.


 
Posted : 16/03/2017 11:27 am
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I'm at a conference about Social Media Success & the moron in front of me keeps getting his phone out & taking pics of the presentation. I think he thinks he's at a Bieber concert.


 
Posted : 16/03/2017 11:27 am
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That unicorn is totally ring fenced.


 
Posted : 16/03/2017 11:32 am
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12 minutes til kick off.
The room is electric with excitement.

Is there a #hashtag we can follow on twitter?


 
Posted : 16/03/2017 11:33 am
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I'm at a conference about Social Media Success & the moron in front of me keeps getting his phone out & taking pics of the presentation. I think he thinks he's at a Bieber concert.

More like he's tweeting them with the hashtag #lookattheshittheyremakingmesitthroughnow


 
Posted : 16/03/2017 11:51 am
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[i]I'm at a conference about Social Media Success & the moron in front of me keeps getting his phone out & taking pics of the presentation.[/I]

For years I've photographed anything written on a whiteboard that can be taken as agreement etc. Comes in very useful when arguing later about what hasn't been done, good protection.


 
Posted : 16/03/2017 11:56 am
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Is there a #hashtag we can follow on twitter?


 
Posted : 16/03/2017 12:00 pm
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Wait, WAIT!

There's a reply on that flipchart tweet:

Pete Franklin? @PeteFranklin 18h 18 hours ago

@JasonHazeley Fantastic. You really ringfenced the unicorn there.

Has our unicorn actually jumped the fence and is now gambolling through the poppy field of real life?


 
Posted : 16/03/2017 12:01 pm
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10 bonus STW points if you can slip in the phrase 'fill yourself full of win'.

100 if you manage to get someone else saying it.

#hashtag


 
Posted : 16/03/2017 12:01 pm
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Don't worry aracer - I got the joke ๐Ÿ˜€


 
Posted : 16/03/2017 12:07 pm
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Nice one, somafunk. You just facilitated it for those of us who didn't. ๐Ÿ˜ณ and ๐Ÿ˜€


 
Posted : 16/03/2017 12:09 pm
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Cougar,

Must be one of us......

Reveal yourself Jason! No. Not like that.


 
Posted : 16/03/2017 12:12 pm
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Unprisoning your think Rhino
Did read that correctly? WTF


 
Posted : 16/03/2017 12:20 pm
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Reveal yourself Jason! No. Not like that.

๐Ÿ˜ฏ


 
Posted : 16/03/2017 12:28 pm
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Worse than anything mentioned before, a day at....

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Posted : 16/03/2017 1:16 pm
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Can I raise you a day in with ill, explosive at both ends child?


 
Posted : 16/03/2017 1:25 pm
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If it is both ends, I'd say to not raise it. That would cause the splatter to disperse over a wider area.


 
Posted : 16/03/2017 1:30 pm
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You've got me hyped for my second day of lean management next week. ๐Ÿ˜


 
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Reveal yourself Jason! No. Not like that.

Jason Hazely - comedy writer behind those ladybird books which were funny, now irritatingly everywhere; radio 4 stalwart (as a writer); as a performer was the excellent keyboard player in ben & jason.

Carry on...


 
Posted : 16/03/2017 1:54 pm
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I think he thinks he's at a Bieber concert.

Wait 'til they get their lighters out and start swaying.


 
Posted : 16/03/2017 2:24 pm
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Any where on the IOW ??


 
Posted : 16/03/2017 2:26 pm
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Jason Hazely - comedy writer behind those ladybird books which were funny, now irritatingly everywhere; radio 4 stalwart (as a writer); as a performer was the excellent keyboard player in ben & jason.

What wheel size is he on?


 
Posted : 16/03/2017 2:34 pm
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I mean, correct me if I'm wrong, but that phrase does originate here, right? A poster first mentioned it in a buzzword bingo thread, claiming it as their own.


 
Posted : 16/03/2017 2:36 pm
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Cougar, I believe that the etymological source is/was here.

http://singletrackworld.com/forum/topic/bullst-bingo

A quick Google of ringfence and ring fence the unicorn gives me the impression it belongs here.


 
Posted : 16/03/2017 2:38 pm
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