[Closed] seriously

in the bike forum?....

Dunno... Depends how much Pr0n is available...

Really? It's the sex your worried about?

If be more bothered about leaving the women I love for 2 years.

I think you need to think if you want to be with her or not. Sounds like your just after sex.

Good to know how much she means to you 😛

Ditch her and go, you know you want to.... ➡

You certainly gave the right title to the post. You don't seem that bothered about not being with your wife, just worried about not getting a shag.

Think you need to grow up a fair bit to be honest.

[i]would open up the doors to resort work in Thailand[/i]

with her 'in tow' or again without her?

And she would be unable to visit or you to return home at any time in the 2 years?

As for no sex for 2 years, I take it you're not actually married yet?

Are you a chef! So that could go a long way to explaining your issues !

Just get divorced*.

*I'm not a marriage counseller btw.

Most of the singletrack massive have been without sex for more than two years (even if they say they have it at least 15 times a day)

Why couldn't your [s]shag[/s] wife travel with you?

I thought you moved to Thailand a month ago?

Does the job come with a 6figure salary?

[quote=trevron73 ] would open up the doors to resort work in Thailand
front or back?

reported

Serious questions first...
any riding in the maldives?
any mountains?

Go, forget the Wife. 😉

the Maldives average 1.5m above sea level.

There's not going to be many great descents are there...

You don't understand when to use a question mark?

You're not alone on STW?

Have you brought the subject up with your Missus yet?
Or were you relying on the opinion's of a bunch of Fat IT professionals?

I'd talk to 'er indoors first...

[i]You're not alone on STW? [/i]

I'm always alone with stw.

I'm not doing this in public.

Gary M ,correct- Iolo funny as, Come on this is a serious post.If you have ever been to Asia and seen those little 40 k birds bouncing about the place you would know. I am happily married just moved to Thailand and the thought of all that temptation worries me - i am after all a man ?

wwaswas - Member
the Maldives average 1.5m above sea level.

Let's pray you don't get any tsunamis

Rusty; your my hero?

40,000 birds bouncing around the place - what are you talking about?

😀

Bouncing birds, you say?
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EDIT;

come on little brown Asian things ??

WTF?

[i]I am happily married[/i]

then why move away from your wife?

no job is worth 2 years of your life away from people you *really* want to be with.

[edit]

[i]come on little brown Asian things ?? [/i]

ah, it's a troll then.

This has to be a troll.

[i]The wife says go for it[/i]

No wonder, probably wants rid of you.

Ah, I understand now. You're just a casual/lazy mysogonist. All makes sense.

troll indeed...

wwaswas
the Maldives average 1.5m above sea level.

There's not going to be many great descents are there...

but on the other hand, one should be able to go 1x10 there ok!

CaptainFlashheart
Bouncing birds, you say?

[img] [/img]

BOOBIES!! 2 of them!! 😉

The OP is actually 55 and lives with his mother. He has never had a woman in his life and the furthest he's ever been and ever will be from mummys busom is 5 meters.

EDIT: Big lol @ maxtorque

I live and work in Asia, and I know where you are coming from.
Temptation does come up, especially after a few beers.
But just get your head around it, think about the consequences, and you'll go back into the bar, and get whiskey and then sozzle out.

Take the opportunity, 2 years of no sex isn't bad (is there an option to go back during the holidays?) when you look at what you want to achieve (and why give it all up for a few minutes?)

Its not a troll. but 2 years away could mean a job in Thailand ,where we want to settle ,so could you do it ? Thats the question ? 2 years apart then paradise ? (the sex thing is my own insecurity )

would open up the back doors [s]to resort work[/s] in Thailand

little brown Asian things

[i]could mean a job in Thailand [/i]

big gamble, though?

you may get a job in Thailand if you stay there and in less than 2 years?

Thankyou Travis, 30 days a year ,flights paid for , in the long term great ,Question is who could be a good boy for 2 years ,i don it already and it was (hard)work , the wife'
s next to me pissing herself at the replies !

[i]who could be a good boy for 2 years [/i]

Any one with any respect for their partner?

trevron73 - Member
i am after all a man ?

not sure, can you post up pictures to prove it?

yeah bet the wife's killing herself!

[i]Any grown up [s]one[/s] with any respect for their partner?[/i]

i am after all a man ?

What makes a man a man?

The OP is actually 55 and lives with his mother. He has never had a woman in his life and the furthest he's ever been and ever will be from mummys busom is 5 meters.

Sounds like the OP is Euan from my local filling station, chief of the village Freemasons, and regular visitor to Romania where [s]an unfussy prostitute[/s] his girlfriend lives.

wwaswas - Member
who could be a good boy for 2 years

Any one with any respect for their partner?

Has nobody watched Road trip and become acquainted with the rules?

To the OP
Turn it around think about your Mrs left here hows she going to feel, maybe she'll take comfort in the arms of another (what's your address again :wink:), or how would you feel if the situation were reversed?

There's your answer