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 votchy
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I have to get the mother in law a £10 secret santa gift this year, any ideas?


 
Posted : 16/12/2015 10:33 am
 dknwhy
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Play it safe with a bath set from Boots or make her blush with some Love Eggs from Ann Summers. The choice is yours.


 
Posted : 16/12/2015 10:39 am
 rocketman
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Bottle of port no question

My MiL is a different person after half a bottle 🙂


 
Posted : 16/12/2015 10:46 am
 fasthaggis
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Bedside beaker?


 
Posted : 16/12/2015 10:47 am
 Junkyard
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patio and a spade if its mine


 
Posted : 16/12/2015 10:48 am
 votchy
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patio and a spade if its mine
lol

MiL is great, we get on really well

Bottle of Port is not an option, she stopped drinking a few years ago when she got hammered and lost her teeth getting out a taxi 😀


 
Posted : 16/12/2015 1:30 pm
 slowoldman
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I thought Secret Santa was something only the dullards at work did. Didn't realise it's a family thing/


 
Posted : 16/12/2015 2:21 pm
 Drac
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Bacon.


 
Posted : 16/12/2015 2:22 pm
 willard
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Second hand rampant rabbit from eBay?


 
Posted : 16/12/2015 2:23 pm
 jekkyl
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a magic tree?
then she could hang it about herself for any smelly bits she has, mother in laws always smell.
Forest Fresh? 😕


 
Posted : 16/12/2015 2:44 pm
 perchypanther
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Posted : 16/12/2015 2:47 pm
 outofbreath
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Second vote for the Rabbit.


 
Posted : 16/12/2015 2:52 pm
 votchy
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I thought Secret Santa was something only the dullards at work did. Didn't realise it's a family thing

Sorry we are trying something different as a bit of a laugh on top of the normal Xmas prezzies, will resort to mainstream stereotypical Xmas festivities next year 😉


 
Posted : 16/12/2015 3:12 pm
 votchy
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Second hand rampant rabbit from eBay?

Mil not MILF 😀


 
Posted : 16/12/2015 3:13 pm
 piedidiformaggio
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How about flowers? I'd recommend an Triffid


 
Posted : 16/12/2015 3:18 pm
 thestabiliser
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[url= http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Purple-Eastern-BMX-Frame-Black-forks-White-Stem-for-spares-or-repairs-/121840928200?hash=item1c5e4905c8:g:4CoAAOSwhkRWb6fF ]Imagine her delight[/url]


 
Posted : 16/12/2015 3:20 pm
 Gary_M
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[i]MiL is great, we get on really well[/i]

But not well enough that you know what to buy her for £10.

10 interesting things from the £1 shop - wrap them all up individually.


 
Posted : 16/12/2015 3:20 pm
 globalti
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Adult nappies and a can of airfreshener for my MIL; she stinks. We can't allow her to sit in the lounge because anything she sits on has to be thrown away or washed.


 
Posted : 16/12/2015 3:26 pm
 votchy
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But not well enough that you know what to buy her for £10.

Always open to ideas, I have a list of possibilities, just wondering if there was something else 😀


 
Posted : 16/12/2015 4:42 pm
 Suggsey
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Facelift cream?
Few packs of TenaLady?
Lifetime supply of paracetamol?
Anti fungal cream?
Bottle of CB12 mouthwash......it really does work well 😆


 
Posted : 16/12/2015 8:32 pm
 JohnClimber
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Perchypanther - that made me laugh.
Might just get mine that as well


 
Posted : 16/12/2015 8:42 pm
 ssboggy
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Two of those charity calendars from that other thread on here 🙂


 
Posted : 16/12/2015 8:49 pm
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