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Harry_the_Spider...
Oh, that kind of cock...
Either sort will do. One of each perhaps.
This is one of the funnyist threads for ages.
I'm soo jealous.
Ask him does he ride bikes? Also I'm cooking Coq au vin tonight, can I have any tips please?
This thread is bringing out the best in everyone. Even Hora made a funny. 🙂
Tell him you're his biggest fan, and that you really liked it when he made that foetus into pate and ate it.
Ask him to do the gay test.
I've got a knob of butter.
What should I do with it?
Scream when the train goes through a tunnel or see how loud you can say "blow job" before attracting his attention.
Right. Off home now. I want to here tales of your arrest by the time I get to the other side of Manchester.
KILL HIM
ask him the best way to cook human flesh if you were deep in the jungle & you were a bit peckish.
weird. I've just been a train with some nutter who kept staring and thought I was Hugh Fearnley-Whitinstall.
Ask him why he wears his watch strap so slack.
Ask him if he wants your autograph.
Ask him if he's really called Hugh Wemmbley-Hogg.
Ask to have a look at his credit card. I want to know if he can fit his whole name into that damned small paper signature strip.
kill him
Ask if he wants a burger from the buffet car.
Ask him what I should have for tea tonight
ask him if you can sit on his knee.
Apparently Harry Enfield based this character on him ?
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Home now. All quiet from Geoff. Is he hog tied in the guards van with a clump of HFW's chest hair in his teeth?
Finger bang him
Talking about finger banging... has anyone seen the new gloves from POW?
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The Shocker...
Glove genius!
Two and two might have been better. They could have called it "The Spocker"
Hmm - does this deserve a thread of its own, or would that threaten to offend someone?
I think it is most deserving of a new thread!
Your wish is my command...
Ask why he was called 'Stinky ' whilst at Eton ?
Well, I followed Flash's advice, and ended up chatting to him for the last hour or so. Seems like a decent chap and appeared genuinely interested in some of the '[i]maybe vaguely related to what he does[/i]' things that I'm working on - especially the idea of doing a programme on cooking mitten crabs out of the Thames 🙂
I didn't tell him about you lot or ask him how to cook a hedgehog. Sorry!
Oi druidh - you will be listing those bad boys next week on the site so get comfy with them!
they is sweet. £30 retail
Oi druidh - you will be listing those bad boys next week on the site so get comfy with them!
they is sweet. £30 retail
I am very disappointed in you Geoff.
Can we ban Geoff from the forum please?
He... Spoke... To... Hugh....
OH MY GOD!!!
I have all his books and DVDs and they are all signed!!
Actually, only one set is signed and I am still missing a couple of books, but only because I don't get out to the bookshop much these days.
Not a stalker. No.
Honest.
I remember the first series of River Cottage. I used to run home excitedly and clock-watch....then get slowly rat-arsed with a bottle of red watch it 😀
you should have killed him
ask him about the asparagus wee gene
LOL at snowslave... 🙂
ask him about the asparagus wee gene
Or just wee on him and ask what he can smell.