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it's a fact Rudeboy got completely spanked at the Surrey Hills north shore challenge today - me the superior rider beat him 20-5 in completed runs over the 6 inch high course 🙂
Eat my dust Fatty - for everyone else who doesn't know RudeBoy is a BIG FAT PORKER now. RudeBoy you'll soon be mistaken for LabRat..
last time I met him he looked like he weighed about 9 stone.
He ain't fat!
well 9 stone has turned into a middle aged spread more like about 11 stone, he'll soon have his own series on channel 4 '80 Stone Cockney - it's not my fault'
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RudeBoy you'll soon be mistaken for LabRat..
Is that because labrat is no longer with us as a result of failing to make the 'road-crossing' grade ?
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Surely as an East End kid, RB learnt to cross the road ?
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Or do you mean that he's developed an unhealthy interest in 13 year old girls ?
fat + cockney + gobby sh1te = black cab driver....
if he's fat then i must be obese 😯
Hmmm, one & the same?
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[url= http://www.flickr.com/photos/simonralli/3375627050/ ]This is how to do ultra-banked northshore[/url] 🙂
GG - I mean from the point of view that LabRat looks like 20 stones stuffed into size zero clothing...
LabRat looks like 20 stones stuffed into size zero clothing
Right - I never knew that 😯
I'm RudeBoy's driver, not a split personality...
if he's fat then i must be obese
but more invitingly-shaped :o)
simonrali-dat pix is rad.i is stoked- shred it dood-lulz!!
awwww thanks sfb 😳 ..........don't get many compliments these days *sniff sniff* 😥
aleigh - Member
awwww thanks sfb ..........don't get many compliments these days *sniff sniff*
Sorry to burst yer bubble, but they don't really count when delivered by a pervy, slight desperate middle aged man with a bum fetish... 😛
I'm sure you're very nice in all repects Aleigh but just stay away ftom SFB, it's not safe..... 😈
[i]I'm sure you're very nice in all repects Aleigh but just stay away ftom SFB, it's not safe..... [/i]
lol 😆
aleigh, show us some nice pics & I'm sure you'll get loads of compliments from us middle age men 😉
there are some pics that were put on here today 😉 😆
For the people who can't be bothered to 'hunt'?
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not so close up shots on the quantocks thread 😆
So put the close ups on this thread then 😉
i dont have any - you'll have to ask the others 😆
What a cheeky bastard.
Granted, I may have developed a slight 'Winter Belly' (it's an investment), but Hackney Rider's comments are extremely hurtful and insensitive. I suspect he's still bitter over the footy...
I won't lie; I'm not quite as fit and svelte as I can be. A dark, cold winter hazzunt exactly motivated me to go out and ride, and the recent ear infection has prevented me form going swimming. And just when I was getting back into it, I go and cut me bloody finger. Which further prevented any exercise. So, I have put on a couple of pounds.
And I certainly felt the lack of fitness, climbing up from Peaslake. Even Hackney Waddler was quicker.
Mind, it was possibly a benefit on the downhill bits. What HackneyFatty hazzunt told you, is that I left him for dead, on them. BKNB, he was nowhere near me. And on the Telegraph run, he had no chance. I haz skilz dem. He may try to tell you his back brake was not working, but that's just an excuse.
And as for the Rude Shore, well, I'll let the evidence speak for me.
RudeBoy demonstrates Rad Skilz, to the power of Sick:
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Gnarly, Dude.
And I think you'll find, that this is actually a FAIL, Cackney Mincer:
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Don't worry about me; I'll be back in training soon, and then I shall become Well Buff.
And I shall destroy Hackney Rider, like the dog he truly is....
[i]fat + cockney + gobby sh1te = black cab driver[/i] Racialist
I was there and making no comment....
Sorry to burst yer bubble, but they don't really count when delivered by a pervy, slight desperate middle aged man with a bum fetish...
they do too! And I'm not desperate 🙂
I'm sure you're very nice in all repects Aleigh but just stay away ftom SFB, it's not safe...
anyone who wanted to be 'safe' would not engage in mountain biking. QED :o)
I was there and making no comment....
LOL!
Mudshark- the Kofi Annan, of Holmbury Hill....
(Nice to meet you btw, mate)
i know you're not desperate sfb 😉
Not so much desperate, as rabidly deranged...
Aleigh; SFB has been making rude and inappropriate comments about you. I've told him off, though, and I'll give him a Chinese Burn for you, if you want.
A Chinese Burn - haven't heard someone say that in a long time! Yeah go for it, that I would like to see 😆
No problem. Consider it done.
I was also thinking of torturing him with those wax strip things you ladies use on yer legs.
Ha ha! He'd be screaming for mercy within seconds.
But I woon't give him any, because I'd be enjoying meself too much!
I have a proper wax pot if that's any good? Those veet strips are crap! 😆