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Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
The next lines are yours,
You know what to do!
[Unless you don't in which case what I mean is complete the poem in any way that you see fit]
Roses are red,
Violets are blue
Shit stinks
And so do you!
🙂
Some poems rhyme
This one doesn't
But I'm Cheap
& nicked these flowers
Poems should be in the chat forum.
This one isn't
I have a hard on
and its just for you
thats romance oop North that is
Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
Your'e in the wrong forum
You know what to do.
^^^Eerk. Pls move, soz
....
I'll own you with bombers
then wee in your shoe
All this love
Roses are red
violets are blue
you own an Audi
and an Orange 5 too
I've got Alzheimers.
Half a pound of carrots please.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
All my base,
Are belong to you.
</geek>
Roses are red
Violets are blue
This poem won't rhyme.
Get in the van.
Your'e in the wrong forum
You know what to do.
Arf. Moved.
Roses are reddish
Violets are blueish
If it wasn't for Jesus
We'd all be Jewish
[i]Roses are red,
Violets are blue.[/i]
The moderators
Have their eyes on you.
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Does this rag smell
Like chloroform to you?
Roses are red,
Violets ate glorious.
It really isn't smart,
To sneak up on Oscar Pistorious
Roses are Red,
Violets are blue,
You lot really need something to do.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Insults are common,
**** you!
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Don't choke on a lump
Remember to chew
Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
I'm crap at poems,
Show me your tits.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I'm schizophrenic,
And so am I
Roses are rubbish
Violets are crap
I've heard 'watsontony'
Is a trustworthy chap
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I overtook Molgrips,
From the back of the 'queue'.
roses are red
violets are blue
don simon was banned
and yeti too
roses are red
violets are blue
I have a gun
Get in the van
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Scientific studies of the benefits of helmets show that
<BANHAMMER>
...
...
Froome-dog is ace
And Contador poo
Roses are red
Here's something new
Violets are VIOLET,
which is different from blue.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
My wing mirrors are heated
And I have the strangest...
roses are red
violets are blue
my surnames darcy
and at uni i had a reputation for being deadly with the ladies
Roses are red
Violets are blue
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TomHoward wins the outstanding context award.
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Yes, you are.
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Story of my life.
Roses are Red, Violets are Blue...
I once saw a hippo, that looked just like you
Roses are red
Violets a blue
You're ugly as ****
But I'll be sober tomorrow*
*Churchill gag.
Roses are red
Violets are blue
29ers are the future
And so is 650b
Roses are red
Violets are blue
What tyres for rolling,
that give grip too?
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I've just had some picolax
& now I need a poo!
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Pooter is playing up,
My wallet will be lighter.
🙄
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I'm not very good at rhymes
Train
variations already done on the I have a knife/get in the f*ckin van which was always a valentine favourite of mine.
650nm is red,
greeen is 532.
Cheer up Chewkw,
tomorrow may be brighter!
Roses are tits
Violets are tits
I like tits
tits
Cheers
Danny B
Roses are red
Violets are blue,
It's too friggin' hot for me,
don't know about you!
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I once had a woman
Now I'm alone and sad and miserable and FREE!!
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I can't write poetry
Bacon
(I read the above on Pinkbike and it is my favorite poem ever! 😀 )
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Can't write a rhyme
Cos I haven't a clue
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I've been up all night
How about you?
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Dawn was fantastic
And Rosie was too!
roses are red
violets are blue
i like turtles
roses are red
violets are blue
my laptop's got porn on
and it's covered in goo
Pinks are pink.
We must laterally think.
A new kind of poem,
is in need of a-showin'!
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Rose are grey
Violets are grey
I'm a dog
I can't see colours.