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Our Au Pair hasn't got the hang of using the espresso machine yet
earl_brutus - Member
I once had to shoe the local hunt's foxhounds out of my garden as they were frightening my guinea fowl and trampling on my asparagus patch!
Comfy slippers, was it?
When I murdered our last au pair I had a quick chat with the Chief Constable and Lord Chief Justice at the club and all the hulabaloo just petered out.
I once paid over £2.60 for a pint of beer...
I'm in the wrong thread aren't I, bugger...
On holiday in Tuscany and wife has made Jamie Oliver bruschetta, but had to move from infinity pool to shade of walnut tree to eat it
i appear to have come on holiday by mistake
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Remind me is it the upper or lower middle classes that prefer privation and buggery to a normal education? 😆
Some of this is getting a bit nouveau riche: Fench residences, au pairs, etc. Proper middle class is:
1. A house with one bedroom per family member, plus one spare for guests (a downstairs office doesn't count)
2. Two cars. The family car must be less than 4 years old.
3. One summer holiday per year overseas, plus one UK holiday somewhere like the Lake District.
4. One parent is full time working, the other part time at most.
5. And as this is a biking forum, you must own at least two bikes worth over £2000.
I fail this test by one bedroom.
Not true
Failed as none of my bikes are worth £2k. Yet....