Elf, may I congratulate you on the most spectacular football result of the week?
I heard there will be a famous Belgian manager at Anfield 😉
I haven't played this week, Hairy. I don't play until Monday, cos of the Xmas break. I fear I may be a bit rusty, but an opportunity to gain some more game time in my new role as a Messi-esque playmaker.
I do hope my goal drought tends soon. Several games now. Mind, I've not been on form lately. Plus some of the youngsters are starting to make me feel quite old now. I haven't quite got the pace I once had. Still got a few years left in me, mind. Got a sharp footballing brain, me. Always able to spot an opening, look for where the gaps in the defence are.
Our defence need to sort themselves out though, ffs. Every game I tell them 'mark up, get close on 'em', but there's too much standing off, they give the opposition too much space and time. I want to hear the crunch of bone, but they moan about needing to be able to go to work the next day. Pansies.
My swearing's still World Class. Still got it, never left me...
Maybe you could ask Roy Keane? Gary "I-Love-Liverpool" Neville could give him a hand next season.
Elf, clever reply, not used to it over here.
[i]Belgian[/i]???
