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Just discovered this gem for aquashorts (there are a few for this type of product, as you'd expect)

http://www.wiggle.co.uk/speedo-classic-aquashort-1/

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5 / 5
Club TropicanaPostedJanuary 18, 2013
jbwilliamz
"Firstly, Iโ€™m a handsome man. Iโ€™m blessed with looks. I bought these for two reason;
a) Flaunt around the edge of the pool and hang around in my man cave; the sauna at my local swimming baths.
b) To swim in the local baths.
Theyโ€™re well made. Small...but well made. This is great if you have fantastic quads. Luckily, I do. Thereโ€™s a thicker material around the โ€˜biscuitsโ€™ area too. This is both good and bad; let me explain.
Good: for those of you with โ€˜little biscuitsโ€™, itโ€™ll firm the area and like an optical illusion, make the hot zone look full, firm and fertile.
Bad: if you have โ€˜big biscuitsโ€™, itโ€™ll detract from my...sorry, *your* fantastic quads and ripped midriff. The area will resemble a set of well presented potatoes and and a coiled industrial garden hose. Youโ€™d better get used to the gasps and occasional female blackout. Women will want to rub them (the shorts, not your potatoes), Iโ€™ve dubbed my pair the โ€œGenieโ€™s lampโ€. Theyโ€™re robust...they can handle an abrasive rub.
Also, when strutting from the male/female changing rooms, in my experience itโ€™s advisable to mime the lyrics to WHAM! โ€“ Club Tropicana to get you in the correct frame of mind. This is my only complaint; the Classic Aquashort (Genieโ€™s lamp) doesnโ€™t come with a laminated lyric sheet for the aforementioned song. For the amateur Mack Daddy, youโ€™re not expected to know the lyrics. This is a slight oversight. You buy these shorts, you start on the road towards becoming a Mack Daddy. Deal. With. It.
Thanks for reading. I also have sensational glutes and perfectly aligned areolas.
All together now:
Let me take you to the place
Where membershipโ€™s a smiley face,
Brush shoulders with the stars.
Where strangers take you by the hand,
And welcome you to wonderland โ€“
From beneath their panamas...."
Pros:
Durable, Attractive, Comfortable, Good Fit, irresistible, wipe clean, strong, tempting, enticing, mouth-watering, alluring
Cons:
Not Enough Features, Limited Color Choices, no pink?, no lyrics


 
Posted : 23/11/2014 10:26 am
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And 8)


 
Posted : 23/11/2014 10:31 am
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Did I put too much detail in the review?


 
Posted : 23/11/2014 1:11 pm