On a scale of 1 to 10?
Zehn
Salmon
Lemmings
Nein
Perhaps you could supply some fixed points to aid the numerical conversion. I'm assuming 10 = Jacob Rees-Mogg? 1 = Donald Trump?
Do you waaaaaaaant.......do you waaaaaaaant.....to come back to my place? Bouncy bouncy?
4
But I wouldn't know a single word to say
If I flattened all the vowels
And threw the 'are' away
😛
Erm? Tricky one to quantify, but if we say Bernard Cribbins is a 10 and a Cheese Sandwich is a 1, I'd say 8.
But as we all know, if you can say "two beers please" which in English is "two beers please" you're as fluent as you need to be.
Me and my mate are 10s
Eleventy teen.
Ate point free sicks fore
Bigly
Canny (Geordies will understand)
Wibble
Hellish - old mackems will understand
I is like the gangsta of proes and whoes, word up, blood, innit man!
am i speaking it , typing it, or copying and pasting it ?
Gooder than every other poster on hear
I'd give her one.
Ooo, matron! 😯 😆
iz niiiiiiiiice
Suffolk ain't it buh?Ate point free sicks fore
Yer maws goat baws and yer da loves it.
Mine goes to eleven!
Wood of sedate
I would say 10. Out of all my friends I'm the best. There not very good.
Suffolk ain't it buh?
High six!
Twelvety.
5.74
Too.
Pourquois?
You trying to get into Canada or something?
Que?
CaptainFlashheart - Member
Do you waaaaaaaant.......do you waaaaaaaant.....to come back to my place? Bouncy bouncy?
I have said 'no' every single time of the 107 you have asked. Don't let that put you off though...
😉
locally a 10, nationally about 5, worldwide 1 .
You great poof.
Leeds comp. So regionally fifteen, nationally 9 (listen to R4), compared with Indian call centre....
CaptainFlashheart - Member
You great poof.
😀
Sethara
Còig no sia a-mach à deich. Carson?
A hell of a lot betterer than I can speak Japanese! Or French, German, Croatian, Russian...
Diez y media. Ay up Tony. Just working out the plan of campaign for the Vuelta, looks like we'll be at the finish in Tarragona, the TT in Logroño and a couple of mountain finishes in the Picos, you??
martinhutch - Member
Perhaps you could supply some fixed points to aid the numerical conversion. I'm assuming 10 = Jacob Rees-Mogg? 1 = Donald Trump?
Where would Billy Connolly be on that scale? 15 or so I think.
I didn't quantify the question because this is exactly how I was asked the question on a job application form here in Spain.
I put "10 - fluently" Because I know there isn't anyone anywhere near here that can argue the point 🙂
In real life, the size of your vocabulary - "extensive" or "caveman" - would be important. It's no good being able to pronounce the only 20 words you know correctly if you still only know 20 words.
Hey Duncan - not sure about the Vuelta. Not being in possession of a lovely camper van means our plans get more complicated!
Might head west for a stage though - and maybe visit Pamplona while we're there . . . .
Queens English - 4
Technobollocks - 9
Two bears please - 5
