[Closed] PSA Free Buff

Nope. Damon, what will I give my father-in-lawslaw for his birthday..

Nope!

Nowt here either

Nope

Nope. I put my full-sus down and afterwards remembered I do actually have a 50cc scooter!

nowt here like

nothing here either, used to have a Suzuki 125 so I put that - presumably I would be a good target for marketing as likely to move on to a proper bike. I'm disgusted at my lack of free stuff. Think I have 4 buffs already, never paid for one and I'm not about to start.

Nope, me neither. 🙁
I even said I owned a 1400 GSR...
well, it's my brother's, but I didn't let on about that bit.

This offer is for invited persons only. We recently contacted selected Suzuki customers inviting them to complete an entry form to qualify for a free neck tube. This offer was compromised and promoted outside of the qualifying audience. If you have received the original email from us directly and complete the form you will receive a free neck tube. All entrants outside of this audience will not qualify for the offer.

I trust that i'll not be getting any Suzuki marketing material through the post either then...

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If you have received the original email from us directly and complete the form you will receive a free neck tube. All entrants outside of this audience will not qualify for the offer.

Hello, and welcome to the internet.

Miserable sods, they could have turned a cock up into a positive publicity story.

I will state for the record I will never buy a Suzuki motorbike 😉 cos I'm scarred for life by being a pillion on my mates 125 when I was a teenager for a number of years, not the free buff let down.

That's it, I'm off to buy a Yamaha 😈

You'd have all been disappointed anyway. It wasn't a proper buff, their 'Neck tube' is actually just a bit of oesophagus

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That's it, I'm off to buy a Yamaha

I have just gone and bought a Yamaha, Honda, Norton, Kawasaki, Bimota, Enfield, Ducati, BMW and a Harley just to voice my displeasure.

...I'm in so much debit right now 🙁

Can they do that
Obviously the page has been changed

I've just received mine!

[i]I've just received mine! [/i]

[bouncer voice]

was your name on the list?

[/bouncer voice]

I must confess, I thought it sounded too good to be true so I'm not disappointed.

None here yet, but I do own 3 suzukis, all old two strokes though!

Don't know about any list! I just applied via the link from this post.

I must confess, I thought it sounded too good to be true so I'm not disappointed.

I didn't. I told everyone I knew. Acted like a right big shot. I told them all I was going to be the King Of Bufftown in my fancy buff crown.

Now they all think I am a loser.

...and they're right.

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T'was my glimmer of hope in the darkness. I'll have to cut up the wifes tights now. [sad face in local rag possiblities - Suzuki Neck Tube Left Me Choked?]

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I didn't. I told everyone I knew. Acted like a right big shot. I told them all I was going to be the King Of Bufftown in my fancy buff crown.

Now they all think I am a loser.

No.

We think you're a buffoon.

I almost laughed at that ^^ 😉

Mine just arrived.. 😉

We think you're a buffoon.

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Mines not here...

Also anyone find that gif ^ mildly arousing or just me? 😳

Also anyone find that gif ^ mildly arousing or just me?

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I actually really have received mine 😀

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Mines turned up today 🙂

Arrived today 🙂

Goes to sulk in the corner... 😐

No arrival in France yet, may have pushed it too far 🙂

Mine turned up yesterday 😀

Arrived yesterday, thanks Mr Cheeseman! Will definitely buy a Suzuki now...(cough)

so mine never turned up - did most of you all get yours?

Nope

I didn't

nothing here

Nah.

nope and I can confidently say I'll never buy one of their motorcycles.

(although there's absolutely no connection between the lack of buff and lack of purchase)

nope and I can confidently say I'll never buy one of their motorcycles.

Never got mine 🙁