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PSA: Chocolate rich teas in Aldi

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The Starmer thread reminded me, Aldi have started to sell Chocolate Rich Teas. No need to thank me, you're all very welcome.


 
Posted : 04/11/2023 5:00 pm
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Chocolate covered malted milks too 😁


 
Posted : 04/11/2023 5:08 pm
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Unfortunately, you can't polish a turd.
Might as well sell Chocolate covered cardboard. 🤣

I'm not a Rich Tea fan.


 
Posted : 04/11/2023 5:25 pm
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Yes to malted milks. 'One dips' are far too risky though.


 
Posted : 04/11/2023 5:26 pm
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Unfortunately, you can’t polish a turd.
Might as well sell Chocolate covered cardboard

Reported.


 
Posted : 04/11/2023 7:49 pm
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Unfortunately, you can’t polish a turd.

I was going to say rolling a turd in glitter. Chocolate belongs on digestives.


 
Posted : 05/11/2023 12:36 am
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One dips

😂


 
Posted : 05/11/2023 6:48 pm
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Rich Tea are a bit shit but not as bad as:

  • Pink Wafers
  • Garibaldis
  • Morning Coffee

 
Posted : 05/11/2023 6:54 pm
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choco liebniz for the win you utter monsters


 
Posted : 05/11/2023 7:11 pm
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I was disappointed. The chocolate somehow didn't work the way it does with a digestive or a malted milk. I prefer the standard variety.


 
Posted : 05/11/2023 8:36 pm
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Chocolate Oaties kept in the fridge 😋


 
Posted : 05/11/2023 8:41 pm
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Got some. I is disappoint.  Not only is it a rich tea (what are poor tea like FFS), but the chocolate is only about 6 microns thick. Misery biscuits.

choco liebniz for the win you utter monsters

Indeed. Proper thick chocolate not like the war time rationing austerity biscuits recommended by the OP.  Have you tried the Baileys flavoured Liebniz? Better than they sound.


 
Posted : 05/11/2023 8:48 pm
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Rich Tea are a bit shit but not as bad as:

Pink Wafers
Garibaldis
Morning Coffee

You missed Party Rings.


 
Posted : 05/11/2023 8:58 pm
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And lenmon puffs can **** right off.
I shall be buying milk choc rich teas tomorrow.


 
Posted : 05/11/2023 9:01 pm
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Misery biscuits

My mum told the story,that many,many years ago,she was sat on an Edinburgh bus behind two 'Morningside' ladies.
They were discussing biscuits,one of them was aghast that a friend had once offered her a Rich Tea.
"Poverty Biscuits" she exclaimed.
We have called them that ever since👍🤣


 
Posted : 05/11/2023 9:04 pm
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Custard creams and jammy dogers are pretty **** too, its got to be said. Ginger biscuits... appalling.

Fox's Golden Crunch on the other hand... the fella that invented those needs a knighthood (even if I'm a Republican)


 
Posted : 05/11/2023 9:10 pm
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Dark chocolate Hobnob and a Galaxy digestive.

Baileys choco liebniz are also quite good

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Posted : 05/11/2023 9:21 pm
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Custard creams and jammy dogers are pretty **** too, its got to be said. Ginger biscuits… appalling.

Go away quickly.
All three are virtually perfect.


 
Posted : 05/11/2023 9:33 pm
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All three are virtually perfect.

And made perfect by bring dipped in chocolate 😁


 
Posted : 05/11/2023 9:53 pm
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Custard creams are possibly the highest calories per pence known to man and also absolute beauties of a biscuit.

Ginger nut base cheesecake demonstrate the great versatility of a fantastic biscuit

Home mad ginger nuts dipped in plain chocolate last five minutes in this house


 
Posted : 05/11/2023 9:59 pm
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Rich Tea are a bit shit but not as bad as:

Pink Wafers

Garibaldis

Morning Coffee

*Slinks off thread*

(I quite like those three)


 
Posted : 05/11/2023 10:39 pm
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On plain biscuits, I'm quite partial to:

Lincoln

Shortcake (the rectangular jobbies with a diagonally crimped border)

Nice


 
Posted : 05/11/2023 10:55 pm