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 jedi
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at tesco when you fill up and also buy a packet of burgers.
look for the promotion only fuels and horses


 
Posted : 08/02/2013 9:35 am
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LOL! 😀


 
Posted : 08/02/2013 9:36 am
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20% of what 😛


 
Posted : 08/02/2013 9:36 am
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Im really disappointed in Findus now.
I really liked their Spaghetti Bologneighs.


 
Posted : 08/02/2013 9:37 am
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I went to the fridge to check my burgers, aaaaannndddd they're off!


 
Posted : 08/02/2013 9:38 am
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Spaghetti Bologneighs.

Given we're talking "value" products here - shouldn't that be Bollockneighs...?


 
Posted : 08/02/2013 9:50 am
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Are the horse jokes going to go on fur-long?


 
Posted : 08/02/2013 9:52 am
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In be forelock..


 
Posted : 08/02/2013 10:04 am
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A Cow walks into a bar and the barman says why the long face? The cow says 'bleeding illegal ingredients coming over here stealing our jobs'..


 
Posted : 08/02/2013 10:22 am
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^^\lol


 
Posted : 08/02/2013 10:36 am
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You're not safe even if you're vegan.
It turns out the veggieburgers have been contaminated with uniquorn.


 
Posted : 08/02/2013 10:46 am
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lolz! 😀


 
Posted : 08/02/2013 10:48 am
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Quorn is not vegan [everyuone knows this] but it is still a good joke


 
Posted : 08/02/2013 10:52 am
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Breaking news on the BBC sex scandals,
it turns out Morph was a Playdoughfile...


 
Posted : 08/02/2013 10:52 am
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Quorn is not vegan [everyuone knows this] but it is still a good joke

<raises hand>
Please Sir, I fall into the category of 'everyone' and didn't know that. Do I lose £5? 😉


 
Posted : 08/02/2013 12:06 pm
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You lot really are doing a Tesco. You know, flogging a dead horse.


 
Posted : 08/02/2013 12:12 pm
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I feel a little sorry for Tesco, they have been saddled with a load of burgers they can't shift.


 
Posted : 08/02/2013 12:16 pm
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I had a Tesco burger last night, still got a bit between my teeth.


 
Posted : 08/02/2013 12:36 pm
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I think my glue sniffings getting out of control.
Last night I tried to get high on a bag of tesco burgers.


 
Posted : 08/02/2013 12:48 pm
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See this whole horsemeat issue - it's a grand national scandal. Some one should get the chair for it. 😉


 
Posted : 08/02/2013 12:50 pm
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I've got an addiction to Findus lasagnes but after this I'm afraid I'll have to rein it in a bit.


 
Posted : 08/02/2013 4:52 pm
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they always gave me the trots

maybe Findus should do a number of customer satisfaction poles, the mane one being conducted by Gallop


 
Posted : 08/02/2013 5:04 pm
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Breaking news on the BBC sex scandals,
it turns out Morph was a Playdoughfile...

Off-topic, wrong sort of grooming.

The thing that gets me about the "Findus Lasagne 100% Horse" headline isn't so much the lack of cow as the lack of pasta.


 
Posted : 08/02/2013 5:10 pm
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Your can keep your boloneighs.

I prefer my Lidl pony.


 
Posted : 08/02/2013 5:14 pm
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Best picture to come out of this:

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Posted : 08/02/2013 5:16 pm
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Breaking news...Findus marketing Executives Whip up a new and grand, national campaign...lets move into sugar cubes.


 
Posted : 08/02/2013 5:25 pm